Dana Milbank says Trump should play more golf.

Seriously. That’s the point of this Washington Post op ed today. There is a LOT of delicious satire in the piece, including a link to a piece in May by Andy Borowitz suggesting that Dr. Fauci wanted Trump to play MORE, not less, golf. But then Milbank gets semi-serious. He reminds us of some of…

More grotesque corruption: Trump tried to steer British Open to his resort

More disgusting corruption, a la Donald Trump’s attempt to host the G-7 summit at his golf resort/bedbug hatchery in Florida.  According to The New York Times, in 2018, Trump asked the U.S. ambassador to Britain, Robert Wood Johnson IV, to try to convince the British government to “steer” the British Open golf tournament to his…

“He tells us to live with it.”

That is the last line of another devastating new ad from the Lincoln Project, this time on Trumps (lack of) response to Covid-19. There are lots of terrific oneline takeaways in the ad, as you will see when you watch it. Which you should. And you should share. Lincoln Project is not going to let…

Trump as IMPOTUS*-for-life could still happen

Another election could be stolen, but only if the results are close. GOTV.  x #BenedictDonald, #MoscowMitch & GOP #GroupiesofPutin decide to legalize election cheating & working with Russian spies. https://t.co/sDAgxT6WGR— Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) June 30, 2020 Trump remains furious at his son-in-law Jared Kushner, whom he blames for the campaign’s dismal poll numbers. Axios reported this week that Trump complained privately…

Trump golfed today because of NJ rain, retweeted White Power cry, and turned into Sgt. Schultz

So two DNI directors are lying, because it looks like Trump continues to do Russia’s bidding, however badly. And Trump lies because that’s the default position, because like Sargent Schultz, “he knows nothing”. x The Fake News @ nytimes must reveal its “anonymous” source. Bet they can’t do it, this “person” probably does not even…

Trump's excuse for not voting in person is, of course, a lie

Donald Trump sees fraud everywhere because he is, at root, a fraud. Cheaters always suspect their significant others of cheating. Thieves worry about getting ripped off. Con men think everyone else is a grifter, too. Liars think no one in the universe is fundamentally honest. This is just how psychopaths roll. And if Donald Trump isn’t…

Trump on the golf course for a second day

x Church “rights” crusader Donald J. Trump is not going to church this fine Sunday on his way to golf. Though he will likely drive by many large churches in McLean, Langley, Potomac, Ashburn and Sterling on the way to his sons' golf course. https://t.co/hQjnAESduJ — Wouter van der Horst (@DerWouter) May 24, 2020 Trump…

Scathing new ad: 'Trump golfs, you die'

As Trump golfs today and thousands continue to succumb to COVID-19, progressive video producers Meidas Touch are all over the story. I just got back from the grocery store, where maskless dipshits teemed about like barracudas just waiting to kill me or otherwise ruin my life. I swear I even saw one guy smirk at me…

How Trump Stays on Top of the Pandemic: He Goes Golfing

This is the sort of story that, if someone tried to sell it as fiction, they would be laughed out of every agent’s office as simply not believable. After stopping at the CDC on his way to Mar-a-Lago, Trump heads to the golf course two days in a row President Trump, the government official ultimately…

15 seconds that are sure to get under Trump's thin skin

I was — and continue to be — peeved at Michael Bloomberg for throwing his fancy, bejeweled billionaire hat in the ring at an absurdly late date. I’m not much for rich guys buying their way into our politics. But you have to hand it to him for this ad: x x YouTube Video BLOOMBERG:…

Trump threatens war while at the golf course

Over sixty hours of golf over the past two weeks. His ‘head’ is worth less than his federal golf expenses, but enough to buy a lottery ticket for everyone in Iran Trump now on the golf course; his 257th day at a Trump golf club and 338th at a Trump property since taking office in January…

Yes, Donald, you have committed the 'crime of the century'

Just before leaving for the golf course this morning, Trump reminded us of his concern for law enforcement hygiene. Darn those dirty (filthy) cops. Darn that psychological projection. New unredacted emails between OMB and DoD show that Trump did continue the hold on Arms for Dirt funds. x ….had happened to a Presidential candidate, or…

the current odds for a 2020 recession are identical to POTUS* golf days

Trump has only a one in four chance that on any day in his term he’s been playing golf.  Trump motorcade arrived at Trump International Golf Course at 10:19 a.m., per pool report. — Eric Lipton (@EricLiptonNYT) December 27, 2019 Trump’s Golf Trips Have Cost Taxpayers 296 Years Of Presidential Salary Taxpayers have now spent…