Trump's Madame Tussaud wax dummy is now a retired golfer

So you know that inert, phlegmatic, squishy wad of wax that’s been standing around for four years collecting dust and loogies? Madame Tussaud’s has made a dummy that looks just like him.

Or, to be more precise, they’ve dressed him in new duds.

And, damn, is it an appropriate outfit.

And apparently they used a high school photo of Trump to re-create his body …

— Patrick McKeon (@KlashNYC) December 7, 2020

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Maybe they figured they’d have to add another wing if they went for verisimilitude. Though I do have to admit I fucking love the pants.

This works for me, so long as we don't have to pay millions of dollars to send this statue to Trump’s golf properties every weekend.

Dare I ask if the carpet matches the face?

Sorry, that was definitely uncalled for. Shame on me.

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