So you know that inert, phlegmatic, squishy wad of wax that’s been standing around for four years collecting dust and loogies? Madame Tussaud’s has made a dummy that looks just like him.
Or, to be more precise, they’ve dressed him in new duds.
And, damn, is it an appropriate outfit.
And apparently they used a high school photo of Trump to re-create his body …
— Patrick McKeon (@KlashNYC) December 7, 2020
Maybe they figured they’d have to add another wing if they went for verisimilitude. Though I do have to admit I fucking love the pants.
This works for me, so long as we don't have to pay millions of dollars to send this statue to Trump’s golf properties every weekend.
Dare I ask if the carpet matches the face?
Sorry, that was definitely uncalled for. Shame on me.
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