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SURPRISE: Texts Show Sean Hannity Was Taking Orders From Trump Team to Overturn the Election

April 25, 2022April 27, 2022
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Trump Reveals He Talked to Putin About Invading Ukraine, But Stiffed Them on Military Aid Anyway

April 24, 2022April 27, 2022
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The FOX News BS Factory Tries to Bury Biden's Accomplishments in a Pathetic Piece of Propaganda

April 24, 2022April 27, 2022
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YIKES! Trump Admits His Dreams of Dictatorship, While Bragging About 'Acing' a Dementia Test

April 23, 2022April 27, 2022
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FOX News Totally Ignores Recordings of McCarthy Urging Trump to Resign – and Then Lying About It

April 22, 2022April 27, 2022
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LOSER Trump Celebrates (and Lies About) CNN+ Shutting Down While Ignoring His TRUTH Social Fiasco

April 21, 2022April 27, 2022
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SRSLY? Tucker Carlson Mocks Biden for 'Believing' that He Won in 2020, Which (of Course) He Did!

April 21, 2022April 27, 2022
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HOLY SHIH TZU: Trump Posts Horribly Hostile Easter Greetings Filled with Hatred and Fear

April 17, 2022April 27, 2022
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WANNABE KINGMAKER Donald Trump's Latest Endorsement Reveals His Big Fat Flaming Ego

April 16, 2022April 27, 2022
SURPRISE: Texts Show Sean Hannity Was Taking Orders From Trump Team to Overturn the Election

SURPRISE: Texts Show Sean Hannity Was Taking Orders From Trump Team to Overturn the Election

For the past sixteen months Donald Trump has been viscerally obsessed with having decisively lost the presidency to Joe Biden. And his all-consuming humiliation has...

News Corpse
April 25, 2022April 27, 2022
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LOSER Trump Celebrates (and Lies About) CNN+ Shutting Down While Ignoring His TRUTH Social Fiasco

LOSER Trump Celebrates (and Lies About) CNN+ Shutting Down While Ignoring His TRUTH Social Fiasco

Thursday morning the new management team at Warner Bros. Discovery (WBD), the newly merged combination of WarnerMedia and Discovery Networks, announced that CNN's streaming channel,...

News Corpse
April 21, 2022April 27, 2022
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HOLY SHIH TZU: Trump Posts Horribly Hostile Easter Greetings Filled with Hatred and Fear

HOLY SHIH TZU: Trump Posts Horribly Hostile Easter Greetings Filled with Hatred and Fear

The worshipful infatuation that evangelicals have for Donald Trump has always been starkly hypocritical. Trump is indisputably the most flagrantly faithless person to ever occupy...

News Corpse
April 17, 2022April 27, 2022
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Don Jr. posts barmy video claiming his dad played Putin and other dictators 'like a fiddle'

Don Jr. posts barmy video claiming his dad played Putin and other dictators 'like a fiddle'

Donald Trump Jr. is at it again, folks.  Hats off to whoever managed to sandblast the flop sweat and happy powder from Patrick Bateman Trump Jr.’s face before...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
March 10, 2022March 13, 2022
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Big Lie booster Mark Meadows' voter registration listed address he almost certainly didn't live at

Big Lie booster Mark Meadows' voter registration listed address he almost certainly didn't live at

Projection is pretty much all Republicans do these days, so if anyone on the right accuses President Biden of selling our nuclear launch codes for a...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
March 6, 2022March 13, 2022
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Big Lie booster Mark Meadows likely committed real voter fraud after yelling about fake voter fraud

Big Lie booster Mark Meadows likely committed real voter fraud after yelling about fake voter fraud

Projection is pretty much all Republicans do these days, so if anyone on the right accuses President Biden of selling our nuclear launch codes for a...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
March 6, 2022March 13, 2022
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Surprise! Trump's Truth Social is floundering, and the big ocher oaf is fuming about it

If you’re going to invest your hard-earned money betting on Donald Trump, you’d be better off starting a pool where you try to predict when the...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
March 5, 2022March 14, 2022
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Whoops! Florida charity event featuring Melania Trump is canceled by state regulators

Melania Trump’s flailing attempts to do good in the world—presumably to fulfill the bare minimum requirements of being a (former) first lady—have always felt a...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
March 4, 2022March 13, 2022
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Ukraine is fighting bravely for its democracy. How hard will we fight for ours?

Ukraine is fighting bravely for its democracy. How hard will we fight for ours?

If you have even a scintilla of appreciation for freedom and democracy, it’s impossible to watch Ukrainians’ bold defense of their country from the dyspeptic...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
February 26, 2022March 13, 2022
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Marjorie Taylor Greene hits new low, fantasizes about violence against trans people

I’ve always thought Marjorie Taylor Greene should be expelled from Congress for her sprawling threats and conspiracy theories. Now I’m starting to think she should be...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
February 24, 2022March 13, 2022
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Allow Me a Little Paranoia

Vladimir Putin has made his second foray into Ukrainian territory since 2014, first Crimea and now poised to march into Kyiv. Both moves were against...

William Owens
February 23, 2022February 28, 2022
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Lawsuit challenging Madison Cawthorn's eligibility to run in wake of Jan. 6 moves forward

Since it’s probably unconstitutional to ban people from public office just because their missives look like scribblings from a fourth-grader’s Trapper Keeper, we may have to use the 14th...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
February 23, 2022March 13, 2022
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Trump's latest financial trouble 'explodes the national security risk by a factor of 10'

Trump's latest financial trouble 'explodes the national security risk by a factor of 10'

This will either be extremely alarming or just another fraught moment on this lush, fragile, spinning rock of ours—depending on how enthusiastically you took to...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
February 17, 2022March 13, 2022
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Marco Rubio proves he's Trump's pup with astonishingly hypocritical take on classified docs

Marco Rubio proves he's Trump's pup with astonishingly hypocritical take on classified docs

The most shocking part about this story isn’t Marco Rubio’s hypocrisy. That’s a given, like Donald Trump’s slovenly ineptitude or early summer squalls that drop hailstones the...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
February 15, 2022March 13, 2022
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Former Trump aide: 'He would roll his eyes at the rules, so we did, too'

Former Trump aide: 'He would roll his eyes at the rules, so we did, too'

Joe Biden could fire up a blunt on the White House lawn while barbecuing a passel of pandas and the nation’s last remaining supply of...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
February 13, 2022March 13, 2022
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Former Trump aide says Donald's 'terrified' of upcoming NYT reporter's book

Former Trump aide says Donald's 'terrified' of upcoming NYT reporter's book

While I can only assume Donald Trump is terrified of any book that hasn’t been hollowed out and stuffed with lunchmeats, he’s apparently really nervous...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
February 12, 2022March 13, 2022
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Wisconsin Republicans tap literal fraudster to help them with their fraudit

Wisconsin Republicans tap literal fraudster to help them with their fraudit

It’s nearly inconceivable the amount of time, energy, and money Donald Trump’s fans have poured into challenging the results of the 2020 election, simply because...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
February 9, 2022February 20, 2022
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Trump clearly knew he'd lost Wisconsin when his team tried to overturn result

Trump clearly knew he'd lost Wisconsin when his team tried to overturn result

Can anyone still say with a straight face that Donald Trump wasn’t trying to illegally overturn the legitimate results of the 2020 presidential election? Everything...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
February 4, 2022February 20, 2022
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'The View' thought it found a reasonable GOP 'unicorn' to replace McCain—but she's an anti-vaxxer

'The View' thought it found a reasonable GOP 'unicorn' to replace McCain—but she's an anti-vaxxer

On Monday, POLITICO’s Playbook reported that ABC is having a hard time finding a conservative host to replace Meghan McCain on The View. The problem?...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
December 29, 2021January 1, 2022
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Ted Cruz still appears to think he'll be president one day

Ted Cruz still appears to think he'll be president one day

Oh, hey, Ted Cruz still wants to be president! Of course he does. The “breaking” part of this news is that he still seems to...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
December 23, 2021January 1, 2022
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Watch Steve Bannon openly laugh at Pillow Man's latest election conspiracy theory

Watch Steve Bannon openly laugh at Pillow Man's latest election conspiracy theory

If you sleep on Mike Lindell even for a moment, you miss barrels and barrels of bonkers. And if you sleep on one of his...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
December 22, 2021January 1, 2022
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Eric Trump says God made Daddy president in 2016, took a break in 2020, and will help again in 2024

Eric Trump says God made Daddy president in 2016, took a break in 2020, and will help again in 2024

I have a deep, visceral mistrust for anyone who says God is on their side. When has Providence ever sorted winners and losers like this? Didn’t...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
December 19, 2021January 1, 2022
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Lauren Boebert is dumber than dirt—there 'enlies' the problem

Lauren Boebert is dumber than dirt—there 'enlies' the problem

Is huffing model airplane glue the latest crackpot COVID cure or something? Can she really be this stupid? A sitting congresswoman? Really? Or is it...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
December 12, 2021January 1, 2022
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Lauren Boebert is no genius—there 'enlies' the problem

Lauren Boebert is no genius—there 'enlies' the problem

Is huffing model airplane glue the latest ridiculous COVID-19 cure or something? Can she really be this ignorant? A sitting congresswoman? Really? Or is it...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
December 12, 2021January 1, 2022
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Trump- and Pillow Man-endorsed gubernatorial candidate allegedly hangs with Nazi sympathizer, Q-bots

Trump- and Pillow Man-endorsed gubernatorial candidate allegedly hangs with Nazi sympathizer, Q-bots

Didn’t Western civilization make a collective decision some years ago that Nazis were bad? I seem to remember learning something about that in my ultra-woke private Catholic...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
November 5, 2021November 7, 2021
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Donald Trump apparently lied about being invited to the World Series, because of course he did

Donald Trump apparently lied about being invited to the World Series, because of course he did

Because Donald Trump lies about everything, right? All I need to hear is that Trump said something in order to determine—with metaphysical certitude—that that thing...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
October 30, 2021October 31, 2021
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Facebook banned Trump, but it's still letting him fib and fundraise. This needs to stop

Facebook banned Trump, but it's still letting him fib and fundraise. This needs to stop

Oh, Facebook. Sweet, sweet Facebook. Could you go back to the day when everyone annoyed me with their latest Bejeweled Blitz and Candy Crush scores instead...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
October 30, 2021October 31, 2021
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Go Eastman, young John. But that's not my advice even if I wrote it in two memos.

Go Eastman, young John. But that's not my advice even if I wrote it in two memos.

“Slammer Time” may be on the horizon. It won’t be about the DoJ looking backward or forward, but looking inward to do something historical to...

annieli
October 26, 2021October 26, 2021
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'Makes me want to throw up': Investor bails after learning funds would go to Trump social network

'Makes me want to throw up': Investor bails after learning funds would go to Trump social network

The latest news from Bizarro World is that Donald Trump is finally starting his own social media company—and it’s named TRUTH Social. Because while irony...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
October 22, 2021October 27, 2021
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Rudy Giuliani is having another normal one

Rudy Giuliani is having another normal one

Apparently, Rudy Giuliani just discovered video filters. Specifically, he found the Planet of the Apes Cornelius filter and added a stovepipe hat. Or maybe it’s Abraham...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
October 19, 2021October 27, 2021
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'Squid Game' director says show's repugnant American billionaire character 'resembles' Trump

'Squid Game' director says show's repugnant American billionaire character 'resembles' Trump

If you haven’t seen Netflix’s Squid Game yet—well, what are you waiting for? If anything is a parable for our time, this is it. Too...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
October 14, 2021October 27, 2021
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Adam Schiff: When it comes to shameless lying, Trump and Kevin McCarthy were 'made for each other'

Adam Schiff: When it comes to shameless lying, Trump and Kevin McCarthy were 'made for each other'

It goes without saying that most congressional Republicans know the Big Lie is just that—an absurd fabrication spun from the gossamer remains of their party’s perpetual pants pyre....

Aldous Pennyfarthing
October 13, 2021October 27, 2021
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Hack put in charge of Wisconsin election 'review' admits he doesn't know how elections work

Hack put in charge of Wisconsin election 'review' admits he doesn't know how elections work

When Donald Trump inevitably chokes to death while trying to swallow an entire Costco rotisserie chicken, you can pretty much guarantee he’ll still be clinging...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
October 9, 2021October 27, 2021
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Trump Organization criminal charges coming, because its lawyers are “outraged”

Trump Organization criminal charges coming, because its lawyers are “outraged”

It begins...more likely prosecution of Trump corporate tax fraud coming first because it'll always be about strong cases. https://twitter.com/Morning_Joe/status/1409463617607671809?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw The Trump Organization is expected to...

annieli
June 29, 2021June 28, 2021
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Proud Boy insurrectionist wants out of jail because he has an owie in his back

Proud Boy insurrectionist wants out of jail because he has an owie in his back

Donald Trump has ruined a lot of lives. Usually that’s a tragedy. But sometimes it careens mighty close to comedy. Needless to say, those who hitched their...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
June 12, 2021June 12, 2021
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Stephen Miller pimps the GQP state agendas with 'America Legal First'

Stephen Miller pimps the GQP state agendas with 'America Legal First'

Stephen Miller runs a new RWNJ lobbying group for the voter suppression agenda at the state level. It features some of the usual grifting suspects from...

annieli
June 11, 2021June 11, 2021
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Previous Guy shines a pile with a revisionist history of his Helsinki beta moment

Previous Guy shines a pile with a revisionist history of his Helsinki beta moment

Previous guy whines with some strange riffs from Mueller Report, likely because of the latest Rudy tape as well as the McGahn testimony. Apparently he...

annieli
June 10, 2021June 11, 2021
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2020 election nullification veered into the realm of the outlandish

2020 election nullification veered into the realm of the outlandish

Mark Meadows’s instrumental role in the insurrection and the 2020 election nullification has yet to be revealed but the facts are beginning to emerge. “Mark...

annieli
June 5, 2021June 6, 2021
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Gov. Brian Kemp is lustily booed at Georgia GOP convention

Gov. Brian Kemp is lustily booed at Georgia GOP convention

Ever since Gov. Brian Kemp allowed Donald Trump to go down in a haze of gory following the latter’s embarrassing loss in the once reliably...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
June 5, 2021June 5, 2021
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Trumpy Man who's concerned that vaccine was too rushed gives Trump all the credit for rushing it

Some day, when Donald Trump is made king of the MAGA States of America—a commonwealth of the kingdom of the mole people, where he will reign...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
June 5, 2021June 5, 2021
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Pillow Man reportedly stranded Kristi Noem in Nashville after getting tossed from governors meeting

Pillow Man reportedly stranded Kristi Noem in Nashville after getting tossed from governors meeting

The most disturbing part about this story is that MyPillow guy Mike Lindell still has a jet. Why hasn’t he been sued into a lukewarm...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
May 29, 2021May 29, 2021
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RWNJs are workshopping the false dichotomy of 1619/1776 in advance of the mid-term elections.

RWNJs are workshopping the false dichotomy of 1619/1776 in advance of the mid-term elections.

These are days fraught with political battles over cultural histories abjuring complexity. Today it’s The Wall Street Journal and the reactionary path to critical race theory,...

annieli
May 27, 2021May 27, 2021
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Rick Wilson: Marjorie Taylor Greene is 'the heart and soul of the Republican Party'

Rick Wilson: Marjorie Taylor Greene is 'the heart and soul of the Republican Party'

The devolution of the Republican Party has been a sight to behold—but it’s been a particularly fraught experience for ex-Republicans. I know if the Democrats...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
May 27, 2021May 27, 2021
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Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the Critical Race theory

Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the Critical Race theory

Oklahoma’s right-wing politicians would like to erase history because that’s what they do, whether it’s the omission of facts or rewriting them to favor those...

annieli
May 24, 2021May 24, 2021
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Ivanka plays dumb in sworn deposition; Michael Cohen and ex-Melania crony call her out

Ivanka plays dumb in sworn deposition; Michael Cohen and ex-Melania crony call her out

Donald John Ignatius Caligulard Trump has had a lot of coffee boys for someone who only drinks Diet Coke. If you’re in the Trump orbit...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
May 23, 2021May 23, 2021
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WITCH HUNT! Trump's Victim-Whining Over the Criminal Probe in New York Shows How Scared He Is

WITCH HUNT! Trump's Victim-Whining Over the Criminal Probe in New York Shows How Scared He Is

Throughout the one-term presidency of Donald Trump, he has been implicated in numerous criminal activities. They include making hush money payments to porn porn stars,...

News Corpse
May 20, 2021May 20, 2021
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Rep who scolded reporter for saying she ignored metal detector is fined for ignoring metal detector

Rep who scolded reporter for saying she ignored metal detector is fined for ignoring metal detector

Virginia Foxx is a U.S. representative from North Carolina and not, as you might suspect from her name, a now-bitter original member of Emmet Otter’s...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
May 19, 2021May 19, 2021
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Minerva @ Midnight: a Trump indictment has Florida officials preparing extradition plans

Minerva @ Midnight: a Trump indictment has Florida officials preparing extradition plans

A Trump indictment moves closer with McGahn agreement to testify to Congress, as with a variety of other possible witness cooperation and NY DA activity. The Manhattan...

annieli
May 14, 2021May 14, 2021
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VA-Gov: Virginia GOP Picks Their Nominee, Trump Gives Him The Kiss Of Death

VA-Gov: Virginia GOP Picks Their Nominee, Trump Gives Him The Kiss Of Death

So this happened yesterday: Glenn Youngkin, a wealthy first-time candidate who walked a line between his party’s Trump-centric base and appeals to business interests, won...

Sam Sero
May 12, 2021May 13, 2021
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The former guy's new blog gets pathetically low engagement: analysis

The former guy's new blog gets pathetically low engagement: analysis

I say “schaden,” you say “freude”! Schaden! … I can’t hear you! Okay, we’ll come back to that. This is all you need to know...

Aldous Pennyfarthing
May 12, 2021May 13, 2021
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