Trump asks the pressing health care question on everyone's mind

You know the old adage: A shot of insulin, Clorox bleach, hydroxychloroquine, and a sunlamp up the asshole keep the doctor away.  Today, in the middle of some scripted lies about Obamacare and Trump’s own “health” care policies, the tweaking interdimensional fart gremlin inside the pr*sident’s head suddenly decided to chime in:  President Trump: "I don't use insulin….

Trump claims 'everyone who wants COVID19 test will get one', WH plague-ship of state, not so much

Daily Task Force Press Briefing: “(W)hole of government approach” Pence says the risk of contraction remains low. Elderly people with underlying conditions should use common sense and caution, especially with cruise ship travel. Community transmission numbers low-balled. Pence mentions that he will be meeting with cruise industry executives because that sector will likely experience a decline in…

Trump asks the question on everyone's mind during CDC visit

Don’t worry, folks. He’s got this: x Trump is at the CDC talking to reporters about the coronavirus outbreak & just asked the Fox News reporter whether his townhall show on Fox last night got good ratings.— Jackie Calmes (@jackiekcalmes) March 6, 2020 x pic.twitter.com/3ouhulGbSd — Baseball (@baseballminutia) March 6, 2020 x pic.twitter.com/0irqZuXrWT — Curt…