250! Trump reaches another dubious milestone

He said he would never golf as president. Something about being too busy. And he certainly never told us he’d cheat so shamelessly if and when he did golf. Then again, he says a lot of things — hardly any of them are true. x According to the pool report, Trump has arrived at Trump National…

Trump employs QAnon cultist at Mar-a-Lago

It’s shit like this that makes me want to extract my cerebral cortex with a fireplace bellows and replace it with a lightly salted boiled legume. I mean, really. And what are the chances that DJT himself is aware of this? I’d say pretty good. From Rolling Stone: A pastry chef employed at President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago…

Amid shutdown, government helps fund Trump's private New Year's party

It’s not much money in the grand scheme of things, but it’s definitely more than most federal workers could make from loofah-ing dead skin off the buttocks of their landlords. (Or painting or doing carpentry work or whatever, but who are we kidding? Landlords want their buttocks loofah-ed. Or am I overgeneralizing from my own…