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LARA TRUMP CONFESSES on FOX News that Her Sugardaddy-In-Law Interfered with the Justice Department

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LARA TRUMP CONFESSES on FOX News that Her Sugardaddy-In-Law Interfered with the Justice Department

News Corpse August 25, 2022

The fallout from the recent FBI search of Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago bunker continues to make waves. With...

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TUCKER CARLSON of FOX News Says People Who Don't Vote In Person Shouldn't Be Allowed to Vote ❓

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TUCKER CARLSON of FOX News Says People Who Don't Vote In Person Shouldn't Be Allowed to Vote ❓

News Corpse August 22, 2022

The 2022 midterm elections are now only 78 days away. And Republicans are getting nervous considering the...

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FOX NEWS to TRUMP'S THUGS: Stop Threatening FBI Agents – Threaten AG Merrick Garland Instead

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FOX NEWS to TRUMP'S THUGS: Stop Threatening FBI Agents – Threaten AG Merrick Garland Instead

News Corpse August 15, 2022

Last week the FBI conducted an unprecedented search of the residence/luxury golf golf resort of former reality...

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Missouri radio station continues to air literal Russian war propaganda

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Missouri radio station continues to air literal Russian war propaganda

Aldous Pennyfarthing March 16, 2022

Before Vladimir Putin decided it was a swell idea to take his mass murdering to the next...

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Fox News appears to back off its 'Hillary spied' narrative after she mentions 'actual malice'

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Fox News appears to back off its 'Hillary spied' narrative after she mentions 'actual malice'

Aldous Pennyfarthing February 19, 2022

I don’t watch Fox News anymore. If I really want to know what they’re up to, I’ll...

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Hillary: Fox News is 'getting awfully close to actual malice in their attacks'

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Hillary: Fox News is 'getting awfully close to actual malice in their attacks'

Aldous Pennyfarthing February 18, 2022

I never watch Fox News anymore, but I do see a lot of their clips online. I...

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Sarah Palin was creeped out enough by Fox News' Roger Ailes that she once turned 'white as a ghost'

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Sarah Palin was creeped out enough by Fox News' Roger Ailes that she once turned 'white as a ghost'

Aldous Pennyfarthing February 8, 2022

This feels a little like defending an evil serial-killer clown from a raging, sulfurous hellmouth demon who...

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Fox News freaks viewers out with fire hose of piffling nonsense, because fear is all the GOP has

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Fox News freaks viewers out with fire hose of piffling nonsense, because fear is all the GOP has

Aldous Pennyfarthing November 3, 2021

The entire raison d’être of the Republican Party is now to scare white people into voting for...

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Lindsey Graham issues ludicrous alert about Brazilian 'terrorists' with 'Gucci bags' flooding border

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Lindsey Graham issues ludicrous alert about Brazilian 'terrorists' with 'Gucci bags' flooding border

Aldous Pennyfarthing October 13, 2021

What? Forty thousand Brazilian fashionistas are keen to move to Connecticut, and Republicans want to stop them? Why?...

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Fox News attacks Kamala Harris over innocuous Memorial Day tweet

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Fox News attacks Kamala Harris over innocuous Memorial Day tweet

Aldous Pennyfarthing May 30, 2021

How do you know Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are doing a great job and avoiding gaffes...

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'You scrunch-faced fear baboon': John Oliver takes on Tucker Carlson's vaccine disinformation

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'You scrunch-faced fear baboon': John Oliver takes on Tucker Carlson's vaccine disinformation

Aldous Pennyfarthing May 3, 2021

Pennyfarthing doth doff his cap to John Oliver, the agreeable British bloke who plies his trade on...

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Minerva @ Midnight: tragedy versus cynicism because Tucker Carlson calls mask-wearing child abuse

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Minerva @ Midnight: tragedy versus cynicism because Tucker Carlson calls mask-wearing child abuse

Mastergardener2k April 27, 2021

Peak cynicism has arrived. Tucker Carlson pimps a version of the nanny-state with more police confrontations because...

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Kevin McCarthy can't answer direct questions about Jan. 6 because the Eye of Sour-Don is watching

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Kevin McCarthy can't answer direct questions about Jan. 6 because the Eye of Sour-Don is watching

News Corpse April 25, 2021

Republicans desperately want you to forget the events of Jan. 6 and their aftermath. Unfortunately, the guy who...

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Tucker “soup plutocrat” Carlson even further unhinged

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Tucker “soup plutocrat” Carlson even further unhinged

annieli April 21, 2021

If Tucker Carlson brags about beating up a gay man and/or liked junk food in high school,...

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Kayleigh McEnany doesn't like presidents who inflame tensions, scolds Biden for his Chauvin comments

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Kayleigh McEnany doesn't like presidents who inflame tensions, scolds Biden for his Chauvin comments

Aldous Pennyfarthing April 20, 2021

Irony died years ago, but former White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany has decided to exhume its...

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'Gutfeld!' is hiring comedy writers for its atrociously unfunny train wreck of a show

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'Gutfeld!' is hiring comedy writers for its atrociously unfunny train wreck of a show

Aldous Pennyfarthing April 12, 2021

Weed o’clock struck early today. Not sure why. Something to do with daylight saving time, I think....

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MyPillow guy says he's hired investigators to find out why he can't get on Fox News anymore

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MyPillow guy says he's hired investigators to find out why he can't get on Fox News anymore

Aldous Pennyfarthing April 9, 2021

It’s time for another Schaden-Friday update on Mike Lindell, the ‘70s porn mustache who grew into a...

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Fox's Brian Kilmeade tries to pin Prince Philip's death on Meghan Markle's Oprah interview

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Fox's Brian Kilmeade tries to pin Prince Philip's death on Meghan Markle's Oprah interview

Aldous Pennyfarthing April 9, 2021

So I woke up this morning to discover Prince Philip had died. In the span of a...

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Republican congressman claims corporations standing up for voting rights is 'fascism'

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Republican congressman claims corporations standing up for voting rights is 'fascism'

Aldous Pennyfarthing April 8, 2021

Wait, I’m confused. I thought we lived in a free-market democracy in which corporations are “people” with...

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Fox News joins the late night (culture) wars with a cancellable Greg Gutfeld

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Fox News joins the late night (culture) wars with a cancellable Greg Gutfeld

annieli April 6, 2021

Fox News and Greg Gutfeld apparently believes he’s funny enough to go up against late night comedy...

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Fox fails again: Do not come for the Buttigieg unless he calls for you

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Fox fails again: Do not come for the Buttigieg unless he calls for you

SemDem April 4, 2021

OK, this is just getting embarrassing. Fox News keeps inviting Pete Buttigieg on, hoping to humiliate him...

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Dominion lawyer explains in detail why Fox may be f*cked

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Dominion lawyer explains in detail why Fox may be f*cked

Aldous Pennyfarthing March 28, 2021

I’m not a lawyer—simple country, unfrozen caveman, or otherwise—but I have to think that knowingly spreading lies about...

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Fox News guest insists all Chinese Americans should denounce China over the coronavirus

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Fox News guest insists all Chinese Americans should denounce China over the coronavirus

Aldous Pennyfarthing March 20, 2021

Ying Ma is a conservative Chinese American who’s been appearing on Fox lately to hype her theory...

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16 years ago, Jon Stewart famously called Tucker Carlson a d*ck; now he's apologizing … to d*cks

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16 years ago, Jon Stewart famously called Tucker Carlson a d*ck; now he's apologizing … to d*cks

Aldous Pennyfarthing March 12, 2021

Not sure if you remember the infamous Jon Stewart Crossfire appearance in which he basically burned the...

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'How long since Biden had a press conference?' vs. 'How long since Trump tried to kill democracy?'

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'How long since Biden had a press conference?' vs. 'How long since Trump tried to kill democracy?'

Aldous Pennyfarthing March 10, 2021

I’m actually somewhat encouraged by Republicans’ latest attempt to gin up a Joe Biden scandal, because if...

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Fox News asks Jen Psaki about President Biden's outrageous disregard for Dr. Seuss

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Fox News asks Jen Psaki about President Biden's outrageous disregard for Dr. Seuss

Aldous Pennyfarthing March 2, 2021

Not sure where to slot this among the growing list of Fox News pseudo-scandals. Is this glaring...

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Lindsey Graham scolds Democrats over sexual harassment allegations: 'Follow the Republican model'

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Lindsey Graham scolds Democrats over sexual harassment allegations: 'Follow the Republican model'

Aldous Pennyfarthing March 2, 2021

Is Lindsey Graham for real? No, that’s a serious question. Because he looks like a Rankin-Bass Claymation...

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Kayleigh McEnany, one year ago today: 'We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here'

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Kayleigh McEnany, one year ago today: 'We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here'

Aldous Pennyfarthing February 25, 2021

Holy shit. This aged worse than the lost wedge of Camembert that’s more or less permanently ensconced in...

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Eric Trump blames Biden for policies that are 'causing Texas to freeze'

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Eric Trump blames Biden for policies that are 'causing Texas to freeze'

Aldous Pennyfarthing February 22, 2021

Eric Trump appeared on Fox & Friends this morning with Steve Doocy, Ainsley Earhardt, and Brian Kilmeade....

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Fox News ninny Tucker Carlson suggests the Bidens' marriage is a PR sham

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Fox News ninny Tucker Carlson suggests the Bidens' marriage is a PR sham

Aldous Pennyfarthing February 17, 2021

Whoa, the Tuckerbot is seriously glitching now. A day after inviting a guest on the air to...

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Fox News contributor blames Barack and Michelle Obama for COVID school closings

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Fox News contributor blames Barack and Michelle Obama for COVID school closings

Aldous Pennyfarthing February 8, 2021

Rachel Campos-Duffy is a former reality star … and some other things. Her husband, Sean, is a former GOP...

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Oopsie! Smartmatic sues Fox News for $2.7 billion over its election fables

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Oopsie! Smartmatic sues Fox News for $2.7 billion over its election fables

Aldous Pennyfarthing February 4, 2021

Justice? Did someone say there’s still some justice in the world? I was really starting to wonder....

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State of Oklahoma Tries to Recover $2 Million Wasted on Hydroxychloroquine

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State of Oklahoma Tries to Recover $2 Million Wasted on Hydroxychloroquine

Mastergardener2k January 28, 2021

www.msn.com/… The Mike Hunter, Attorney General. of Oklahoma is trying to get back $2 million the state paid to...

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Megyn “Bombshell” Kelly tells BBC that the media caused the insurrection, because partisan hackery

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Megyn “Bombshell” Kelly tells BBC that the media caused the insurrection, because partisan hackery

annieli January 24, 2021

Megyn Kelly tells BBC Newsnight that Trump mobs attacked the Capitol because they didn’t trust the media....

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Fox News is super upset about the new 'Time' magazine cover drawing: 'That picture isn't real!'

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Fox News is super upset about the new 'Time' magazine cover drawing: 'That picture isn't real!'

Aldous Pennyfarthing January 22, 2021

After ignoring or defending Donald Trump’s every shambolic lie and cranial methane blast over the past five...

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Rand Paul thinks Joe Biden's calls for truth and unity were super-divisive

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Rand Paul thinks Joe Biden's calls for truth and unity were super-divisive

Aldous Pennyfarthing January 21, 2021

I’m not entirely sure why Rand Paul’s neighbor beat the crap out of him—and I certainly don’t...

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Not this time, Fox

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Not this time, Fox

SemDem January 9, 2021

You know what? NO. You don't get to do this. Not this time, Fox News. During the...

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On Dec 19, Trump tweeted, “Wait until January 6! It's going to be wild!”

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On Dec 19, Trump tweeted, “Wait until January 6! It's going to be wild!”

annieli January 7, 2021

It’s not the Bastille. Trump did incite a riotous mob to disrupt the legislative branch. People died....

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Trump credit-taking for defeating COVID-19 in New Year’s Eve rant: ‘Everyone is calling to thank me’

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Trump credit-taking for defeating COVID-19 in New Year’s Eve rant: ‘Everyone is calling to thank me’

annieli December 31, 2020

Declare victory and still try to overthrow the election. Fanfare for the common idiot. Donald Trump on...

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Bwah ha ha! Fox Business host welcomed animal rights activist, thinking he was a pork company CEO

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Bwah ha ha! Fox Business host welcomed animal rights activist, thinking he was a pork company CEO

Aldous Pennyfarthing December 23, 2020

Fox Business’ Maria Bartiromo thinks Donald Trump is a great president. She also seems to think he was...

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Tucker Carlson co-signs Jill Biden slur: She's a doctor 'in the same sense Dr. Pepper is'

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Tucker Carlson co-signs Jill Biden slur: She's a doctor 'in the same sense Dr. Pepper is'

Aldous Pennyfarthing December 15, 2020

Of course, Tucker Carlson is a journalist in the same sense that Joseph Goebbels was. Which means,...

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Caravans! South American caravans are back! Hide your children and gold doubloons!

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Caravans! South American caravans are back! Hide your children and gold doubloons!

Aldous Pennyfarthing November 25, 2020

So what will the new conservative boogeyman be now that Republicans are finally starting to accept that...

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YouTube suspends OANN for violating COVID misinformation policy

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YouTube suspends OANN for violating COVID misinformation policy

Aldous Pennyfarthing November 24, 2020

OANN is Donald Trump’s new favorite teevee network, and that makes a ton of sense — because...

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Brian Williams breaks sarcasm meter over suggestion that vaccine should be named for Trump

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Brian Williams breaks sarcasm meter over suggestion that vaccine should be named for Trump

Aldous Pennyfarthing November 21, 2020

So yesterday, Geraldo Rivera, whose career has run the gamut from dreadfully embarrassing to off-the-charts mortifying, had a...

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'Hannity' graphic labels Michigan's UP as Canada. (Sorry, Yoopers, Trump is still your pr*sident)

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'Hannity' graphic labels Michigan's UP as Canada. (Sorry, Yoopers, Trump is still your pr*sident)

Aldous Pennyfarthing November 20, 2020

I’m originally from Wisconsin, and I always wondered why the UP wasn’t part of our state. I...

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Even Geraldo thinks Rudy is nuts

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Even Geraldo thinks Rudy is nuts

Aldous Pennyfarthing November 20, 2020

The guy who basically invented American crassness and stupidity is calling out Rudy Giuliani for being uncommonly...

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Howard Stern: A Trump media network would 'fail inside of a year like all the other businesses'

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Howard Stern: A Trump media network would 'fail inside of a year like all the other businesses'

Aldous Pennyfarthing November 17, 2020

Donald Trump sucks at business. How do I know? He bankrupted more than one casino, which is...

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2020 Loser Trump's now closer to becoming an OANNanist.

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2020 Loser Trump's now closer to becoming an OANNanist.

annieli November 16, 2020

Regular Trump golf partner Chris Ruddy disclaims any NewsMax takeover by Trump who was only offered a...

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Ivanka tries for the Low-Info, High-Disinformation voters before she flees to NYC

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Ivanka tries for the Low-Info, High-Disinformation voters before she flees to NYC

annieli November 16, 2020

Ivanka and her brother retweeted an edited video of a violent right-wing perpetrator left over from yesterday’s Unite...

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Pro-Trump protesters chant 'Fox News sucks!' at mealy-men march

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Pro-Trump protesters chant 'Fox News sucks!' at mealy-men march

Aldous Pennyfarthing November 14, 2020

Two days ago, Donald Trump had the long knives out for Fox News. He retweeted numerous supporters...

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