Well, there is a bit of reality for you..NOT ! Unless he has slipped further into delusion thinking he is Moses, then when he saw his natural white/grey color skin underneath the orange makeup , while sporting a fever, he saw a glow. It is that or he is radioactive. How in the world can…
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Trump claims Biden injecting performance enhancing drugs “in the ass” before the debates
Another day of stupidity from IMPOTUS*, but he has promised to go into exile and flee prosecution. x The President suggests his opponent will receive an injection of performance enhancing drugs “in the ass” before the debates pic.twitter.com/sXOGjrFltp — Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) September 19, 2020 x tRUmp has descended into the hazardous realm of political…
Trump claims he 'called home' to Melania about missed cemetery trip; unfortunately, she was with him
When you’ve been a lifelong bullshitter but your brain has slowly turned into cat piss and sand and you can no longer remember your lies … well, you tend to embarrass yourself, big-league. Trump, of course, is denying that he skipped a planned visit to the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery and Memorial in Belleau, France, because of…
another Trump presser/campaign speech, claims he's got 11 witnesses to his not disrespecting troops
Trump’s doing more law and order bafflegab among other idiocy, as Trump is whining about not getting credit for stuff. We’ll see whether he takes questions (and flees when the questions get too tough). He’s scared, especially if you compare his presser to Biden’s earlier today, replete with complete sentences. x The president is doing another…
The late Herman Cain tweets that COVID-19 'not as deadly' as the fake news claims
Yes, that’s the same Herman Cain who literally died of COVID-19. In a now-deleted tweet, Herman Cain (or, rather, Herman Cain’s Twitter account) claimed that the fake news media has been overhyping the coronavirus. Because this is 2020, and absolutely nothing is too horrifying or stupid for 2020. A deleted tweet from Herman Cain’s Twitter…
Troubling two months to go as Trump the arsonist claims he's a firefighter
The are numerous attempts to make the election closer, few credible. Trump’s accelerationism is like Emilio LIzardo hitting a wall with a faulty overthruster in the film Buckaroo Banzai. This remains the path to the bunker on scorched earth, as Trump raves on… x ….His problem is interesting. He must always be weak on CRIME because…
New tell-all claims Melania was mostly blasé about Trump's affairs: 'I know who I married'
Details from Stephanie Winston Wolkoff’s upcoming Melania Trump tell-all, Melania and Me, are leaking out like whatever that viscous nightmare fluid under Don Jr.’s eye was the other night. Seriously, what the fuck was that? Writing for Vanity Fair, Emily Jane Fox dishes some of the details. Spoiler alert: These people are simply awful. First of all,…
unhinged Trump now claims you'll get infected by ballot boxes
Trump did more fear-mongering and ranted enough to cause his second official violation of Twitter rules. This happened as Trump tried another pre-RNC stunt regarding an emergency authorization of a plasma treatment. Then again, the lazy GOP decided they would copy the 2016 platform into their 2020 statement, but perhaps they really did mean to say “the president ‘has…
unhinged Trump has brought more water for dishwashers as he also claims Joe Biden will “hurt God”
MSM is not covering Trump’s latest nonsense as people get tested before meeting Trump and Governor Mike DeWine tests positive for COVID. Trump is now clearly pinning reelection hopes on a vaccine announcement that will be obviously disinformation. At that moment, a quarter million people will have died, over 100,000 dead directly killed from Trump inaction and…
Trump claims “Democrats will abolish the suburbs”, religion, and something, something
In his latest screed, Trump made the usual nonsense claims, hoping to gain support from independents who might be afraid of PoC and poor people. Because no one’s heard of the FHA, Trump wants people in McMansions to vote for him, even if his claims about higher home prices is more about house flippers and banks. And…
Trump trails in six battleground states, yet claims he'll sweep all of them “like in 2016”
Desperation abides as Breitbart says “Reports of Trump’s Defeat ‘Greatly Exaggerated’ and had to expand the total number from six to ten in order to get some semblance of closeness. This acknowledges that polling is going against Trump everywhere. Morning Consult has Trump’s approval down to 36% (61% disapproval). x Explain how that is illegal— Dr….
Roger Stone claims he found Jesus, and Jesus promptly let him out of jail
Oh, and Trump’s detractors are “satanic.” Because of course they are. In a deeply corrupt move that would have made Richard Nixon vomit his small intestines, Donald Trump recently commuted the sentence of his friend, confidant, and chief ratfucker Roger Stone. Translation: Stone was involved in some hinky, illegal shit, he was a potential key…
'Bounty-gate' won't go away, Trump still claims he knew nothing after being briefed
So many hoaxes, so much evidence. Money transfers, middle-men. The issue is less about the bounty since it likely is SOP, but more that Trump has denied it. One expects that reciprocity will happen, but even SecDef Esper admitting knowing the existence of the reports is troubling, despite the (usual) Trumpian ignorance. Esper said he didn’t…
Trump claims that 99% of U.S. coronavirus infections are “totally harmless” This is false.
Probably the most dangerous thing Trump said this weekend, a 99% meme of harmlessness that will get amplified because even at its minimum, it means a “free fall” to a much higher death toll. 131,000 have died. Expect more spin as his denial continues. x President Trump claimed that 99% of U.S. coronavirus infections are…
Trump claims some state, local governments have “surrendered to mob rule”, signs statue safety order
Nothing about right-wing extremists and their boogaloos. The Albert Pike Confederate Statue protection order now begins. “Many of the rioters, arsonists, and left-wing extremists…have explicitly identified themselves with ideologies — such as Marxism — that call for the destruction of the United States system of government.” x “It is the policy of the United States…
GOP continues to 'false-flag' Antifa as Trump still claims anarchists have taken over Seattle
If they had taken over the city, Boeing and Amazon would have already been nationalized/syndicalized, so Trump is spewing more disinformation. x Seattle Mayor says, about the anarchists takeover of her city, “it is a Summer of Loveâ€Â. These Liberal Dems don’t have a clue. The terrorists burn and pillage our cities, and they think it…
The always wrong Larry Kudlow claims there's no systemic racism in America
Hiring TV talking head (er, ass) Larry Kudlow as an economic adviser, which Donald Trump (in)famously did, is kind of like hiring a pro bass fisherman to remove your appendix. Correction: It’s like hiring a bad pro bass fisherman to remove your appendix. With a pair of salad tongs and an ice augur. Kudlow is so…
Trump claims he fled to his bunker for an 'inspection'
Wow, Donald Trump is really upset about reports that he hid in his bunker like a shivering Pomeranian during a thunderstorm. Someone needs to let him know Hitler did it, too. Then it might not leave such a bad taste in his mouth. CNN: President Donald Trump sought to explain his presence in an underground White House bunker during…
Trump admin claims Obama pandemic playbook was a 'paper packet' and much worse than Trump's 'plan'
People have now discovered that the Obama administration left the Trump administration a detailed pandemic response playbook, so there’s only one thing to do: Release the lying monkeys! Lie, my pretties! Lie! Trump and Kayleigh McEnany are now trying to dismiss the pandemic response plan Obama left for Trump as a mere "paper packet" that…
Trump claims he made Sessions attorney general even though he knew he was unqualified
Even when I’m not high I have a hard time following Donald Trump’s “logic,” and today was no exception. Being high doesn’t help either, come to think of it. Neither does huffing solvent. Or glue. Or Clorox. You pretty much have to fill your mouth with steel wool, drop three tabs of acid, and hook…
