Evidence and Evident things
The former chief executive of the United States implored his security not to check people for weapons saying, “I don’t fing care if they have weapons. They’re not here to … Read More
Tag: January6
Lawsuit challenging Madison Cawthorn's eligibility to run in wake of Jan. 6 moves forward
Since it’s probably unconstitutional to ban people from public office just because their missives look like scribblings from a fourth-grader’s Trapper Keeper, we may have to use the 14th Amendment to keep the traitorous, … Read More
Mike Pence predictably protects party insiders who called Jan. 6 'legitimate political discourse'
Poor Mike Pence. All he ever wanted was to install a dominionist theocratic state where Jesus was front and center and so loved the world that He might even be willing to … Read More
Trump's latest Newsmax interview bombs in the ratings as his grip on GOP appears to loosen
Is this why Mike Pence felt free to rebuke the ocher abomination during a speech to the Federalist Society on Friday? Does Pence smell Trump’s blood in the water, which … Read More
Trump clearly knew he'd lost Wisconsin when his team tried to overturn result
Can anyone still say with a straight face that Donald Trump wasn’t trying to illegally overturn the legitimate results of the 2020 presidential election? Everything he did from Nov. 3, … Read More
Facebook banned Trump, but it's still letting him fib and fundraise. This needs to stop
Oh, Facebook. Sweet, sweet Facebook. Could you go back to the day when everyone annoyed me with their latest Bejeweled Blitz and Candy Crush scores instead of their breathless invitations to … Read More
Yale professor and expert on authoritarianism says 2024 Trump coup is 'underway'
If U.S. democracy falls this century, it will likely be at the hands of a stubby-fingered sack of extra-piquant donkey farts who likely never bothered to read the Constitution he … Read More
Adam Schiff: When it comes to shameless lying, Trump and Kevin McCarthy were 'made for each other'
It goes without saying that most congressional Republicans know the Big Lie is just that—an absurd fabrication spun from the gossamer remains of their party’s perpetual pants pyre. Donald Trump was always going … Read More
Trump admin lawyers having trouble finding jobs post-Jan. 6. Violins shrink to quantum level
BREAKING NEWS: Saruman’s orcs are having a hard time finding jobs in the new post-Mordor economy. Several Uruk-hai have applied for au pair positions in the Shire and been flatly refused. … Read More
Proud Boy insurrectionist wants out of jail because he has an owie in his back
Donald Trump has ruined a lot of lives. Usually that’s a tragedy. But sometimes it careens mighty close to comedy. Needless to say, those who hitched their wagon to Donald Trump were … Read More
Rep who scolded reporter for saying she ignored metal detector is fined for ignoring metal detector
Virginia Foxx is a U.S. representative from North Carolina and not, as you might suspect from her name, a now-bitter original member of Emmet Otter’s Jug Band. Honestly, I’d never … Read More
Proud Boys leader to former guy: 'F*ck you Trump. You left us on the battlefield bloody and alone'
Pat yourself on the back if you sized Donald Trump up in two minutes, like a normal person. You could have instead been Ethan Nordean, who wasted years of his … Read More
