Since it’s probably unconstitutional to ban people from public office just because their missives look like scribblings from a fourth-grader’s Trapper Keeper, we may have to use the 14th Amendment to keep the traitorous, Trump-besotted frat boy Madison Cawthorn from seeking another term in Congress.
The North Carolina congressman is suing to prevent his state’s board of elections from ruling him ineligible to run just because he’s an unrepentant insurrectionist. His argument? He’s not literally a Confederate soldier. Or something like that.