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Rand Paul announces 'personal decision' to continue being an a*hole (i.e., refuse the COVID vaccine)
Let’s be clear. I don’t condone Rand Paul’s neighbor’s decision to beat the crap out…
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Republicans desperately want you to forget the events of Jan. 6 and their aftermath. Unfortunately, the…
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Can’t wait to see this asshole go: 📹On @FOX43, Sen. Toomey says he wants PA…
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I’m not sure what Matt Gaetz expected. After all, the only exercise Donald Trump ever…
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I’m not in a jovial mood today. I woke up on the wrong side of…
Friendly reminder: retiring U.S. Senator Pat Toomey (R. PA) is still an asshole and will…
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I still remember when Donald Trump got up in front of a throng of masochistic…
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What does it say about Republicans that the two biggest assholes in the multiverse were…
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Well, actually, he’s a Badger, not a duck. I was born in Wisconsin and currently…
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Dr. Ronny Jackson, the former White House physician turned member of Congress who once told reporters…
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Texas really is full of dumb GOP fuckers: x NEW: Texas AG Ken Paxton left…
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Good God almighty. Well, this proves Ted Cruz isn’t the Zodiac Killer, because even the…
Every time someone objects to the right-wing nonsense, they respond by whining we’re trying to…
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Conservatives love to mythologize wealthy people as brave, resolute, patriotic captains of industry who won’t…
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So this story requires a rudimentary understanding of two completely unrelated news items: 1) The weird GameStop…
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Donald Trump tried his best to erase Barack Obama’s legacy, but Joe Biden is president…
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Coonskin Gandhi (aka Jacob Chansley, aka Jake Angeli, aka the Odin of Assholes) is currently…
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We have reached peak absurdity, folks. Two days ago we learned that at least 140…
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It’s always been obvious to people with more than a cursory understanding of politics that…
It’s too, too easy. It’s like Sarah Palin’s intumescent spider sac exploded five years ago…
Then Senator Mitch McConnell, the Republican minority leader, had a strategy for his party: use…
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Yeah, yeah, I know they’re two people, but Trump won it once, too, and he…
How perfect is it that both of Trump’s dead-ender lawyers now have COVID? Axios: President…
On Thursday night, Matt Gaetz and his plus-one (i.e., his giant fucking head) attended a Young…
Is Rep. Anthony Sabatini the biggest asshole in America or the biggest asshole in the…
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Ron Johnson 'knows that Joe Biden won a free and fair election. He is refusing to admit it publicly'
Ron Johnson is easily the dumbest man in Washington whenever Louie Gohmert is off dry-humping…
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Donald Trump has frequently referred to COVID-19 as an “invisible enemy” — which may be…
This is a view from abroad as I have been an expat since the middle…
Donald Trump will forever be remembered as the man who shot himself in the foot…
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Donald Trump has violated Twitter’s terms of service God knows how many times. He glorifies…
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Then I would hate to experience the real thing. Once again my partner and I…
Then I would hate to experience the real thing. Once again my partner and I…
Trump really thinks like a mafia don, granting and withholding favors (and sometimes killing people)…
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Donald Trump’s closing argument for another term boils down to … COVID isn’t such a big…
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Trump's lies are getting sillier, stupider, and staler. Last night's superspreader rally was a doozy
Stuart Spittle, the incredible shrinking candidate, was spinning the hits last night in Johnstown, Pennsylvania….
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This is great: Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's Democratic challenger Amy McGrath thanked her opponent…
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Maybe we can turn this post into a forum on loving Joe Biden. Like many…
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At some point early next year they’ll squeegee the COVID-riddled puddle of Trump tresses and…
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The redoubtable Gabriel Sherman has a post-POTUS-COVID dispatch from the wondrous, maskless land of the…
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Donald Trump’s mewling vestigial twin Lindsey Graham has been whining about how his Democratic Senate…
That is some disgustingly shameless pandering: x RIP to the more than 30 million innocent…
Last night and this morning, I felt like crawling into a hole for the next…
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Oh, I have your attention now, huh? So I was day-drinking here in the Land…
Remember when Donald Trump was “Individual 1”? Those were the days — before he became “President…
What he tweeted before he left for a round of golf: x ….This reminds me…
The Daily Beast actually starts its story with this headline: Trump’s Defenders: He Doesn’t Hate…
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The summary of today's Trump presser: Trump defended Kyle Rittenhouse x Trump actually offers a…
President LAW & ORDER seems pretty reticent when it comes to, er … wait, this can’t…
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Last night, as I watched 13-year-old Brayden Harrington’s inspirational and emotionally wrenching testimony about Joe Biden’s…
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No, I am NOT being Chuck “Bothsiderist” Todd, but I need to tell you all…
