BREAKING NEWS: Saruman’s orcs are having a hard time finding jobs in the new post-Mordor economy….
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New Federal indictment of another group organizing actions at the 1/6 insurrection. “Police chief turned…
On Jan. 6, Donald Trump took advantage of a phalanx of weak-minded sheep to do…
Now that we’ve entered the “none of that really happened” phase of Donald Trump’s Bumblefuck…
Pat yourself on the back if you sized Donald Trump up in two minutes, like…
For some reason I don’t have complete faith in this vote audit they’re performing in…
No one has ever tried to have me killed before (that I know of), but…
It’s time to allow the noble elephant, which was long ago conscripted into service as…
Republicans desperately want you to forget the events of Jan. 6 and their aftermath. Unfortunately, the…
We’re hearing lots of reports about just how many cops and military types were part…
I’ve never seen so many snowflakes in my life, and I grew up in Wisconsin….
Mike Pence. The very sound of his name brings to mind albino purse poodles, lightly masticated…
So remember that guy who used to be president, but he lost the election and…
What’s funnier than Mike Pence being sent to the doghouse after spending four-plus years as…
Do these people think they’re going to turn to stone if they tell the plain…
So this is the guy who’s suddenly an expert on voting machines and algorithms. Mike…
You have to hand it to MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell. When life hands him lemons,…
Hey, I get it. If I’d tried to overthrow the legitimate government of the United…
I’m actually somewhat encouraged by Republicans’ latest attempt to gin up a Joe Biden scandal,…
The tweets are gone, and they’re never coming back. You probably already saw yesterday’s dispatch…
It’s fitting that this year’s CPAC conference is being held in Orlando, a land of make-believe where thousands…
I’d like to think I’m as patriotic as the next guy—so long as the next…
The Capitol insurrection was less than two months ago, and in that time, Jacob Chansley—who…
For a brief interval following the Jan. 6 insurrection-palooza, I thought the conscience of our…
U.S. Senator Ron Johnson (R. WI) has been making headlines today for saying stupid bull…
This is just a knee-jerk answer, right? “I know you are but what am I”…
If you want to catch Sen. Ron Johnson in a lie, just ask him a…
Yesterday we got a full accounting of the cowardice of the Republican Party. If even…
Like most of the rest of you, I’m a tad miffed at Democrats’ capitulation to…
I’m embarrassed to admit that for a rare, fleeting moment on Wednesday, I actually thought…
Yeah, I remember feeling this way after Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan….
Okay, I’ve been sporadically watching the impeachment trial today. Sporadically, because watching the trial isn’t…
I’m not going to get my hopes up for this. Mitch McConnell has done the…
Wow: Michigan Senate Majority Leader Mike Shirkey (R) was caught on tape making cracks about…
Good God, man. This is what you guys are going with? Really? Everyone deserves a…
Wading into Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Twitter account is like walking into a virology lab in…
Received this e-mail yesterday from former Governor Terry McAuliffe’s (D. VA) gubernatorial campaign: One month…
“Democracy is not self-executing.” Trump manufactured numerous technicalities to make a long-shot work, and failed….
This is why they lie. Because they get away with it—and it works. GOP Rep….
Even in exile* Donald Trump can’t stop fucking up and embarrassing the shit out of us….
I’ve been white my whole life (and, believe me, it’s never been this embarrassing), so…
Some big news happened this week out of North Carolina: Less than 48 hours after…
Received this e-mail this week from former presidential candidate, Rep. Beto O’Rourke’s (D. TX) organization,…
Big news today out of North Carolina: x Hey folks – I'm officially running to…
So locking kids in cages, praising “very fine people on both sides,” shivving democracy, criminally…
WI-Sen: RoJo The Traitor Wants To Hold Pres. Biden's Cabinet Hostage To Stop Trump Impeachment Trial
Fucking traitor: Democrats can’t have it both ways: an unconstitutional impeachment trial & Senate confirmation…
NY-Sen: Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D), “House will send impeachment article to Senate on Monday”
From CNN: Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer said that the House's article of impeachment will…
While I didn’t plan on getting back to posting election diaries until after today, I…
Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell said today that Trump and other leaders provoked the mob…