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BREAKING NEWS: Saruman’s orcs are having a hard time finding jobs in the new post-Mordor economy….
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New Federal indictment of another group organizing actions at the 1/6 insurrection. “Police chief turned…
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On Jan. 6, Donald Trump took advantage of a phalanx of weak-minded sheep to do…
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Now that we’ve entered the “none of that really happened” phase of Donald Trump’s Bumblefuck…
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Pat yourself on the back if you sized Donald Trump up in two minutes, like…
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For some reason I don’t have complete faith in this vote audit they’re performing in…
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No one has ever tried to have me killed before (that I know of), but…
It’s time to allow the noble elephant, which was long ago conscripted into service as…
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Republicans desperately want you to forget the events of Jan. 6 and their aftermath. Unfortunately, the…
We’re hearing lots of reports about just how many cops and military types were part…
I’ve never seen so many snowflakes in my life, and I grew up in Wisconsin….
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Mike Pence. The very sound of his name brings to mind albino purse poodles, lightly masticated…
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So remember that guy who used to be president, but he lost the election and…
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What’s funnier than Mike Pence being sent to the doghouse after spending four-plus years as…
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I don’t know, maybe this works for her. I’m not sure how Twitter’s trending topics…
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Do these people think they’re going to turn to stone if they tell the plain…
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So this is the guy who’s suddenly an expert on voting machines and algorithms. Mike…
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You have to hand it to MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell. When life hands him lemons,…
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Hey, I get it. If I’d tried to overthrow the legitimate government of the United…
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I’m actually somewhat encouraged by Republicans’ latest attempt to gin up a Joe Biden scandal,…
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The tweets are gone, and they’re never coming back. You probably already saw yesterday’s dispatch…
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It’s fitting that this year’s CPAC conference is being held in Orlando, a land of make-believe where thousands…
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I’d like to think I’m as patriotic as the next guy—so long as the next…
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The Capitol insurrection was less than two months ago, and in that time, Jacob Chansley—who…
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For a brief interval following the Jan. 6 insurrection-palooza, I thought the conscience of our…
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U.S. Senator Ron Johnson (R. WI) has been making headlines today for saying stupid bull…
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This is just a knee-jerk answer, right? “I know you are but what am I”…
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If you want to catch Sen. Ron Johnson in a lie, just ask him a…
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Yesterday we got a full accounting of the cowardice of the Republican Party. If even…
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Like most of the rest of you, I’m a tad miffed at Democrats’ capitulation to…
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I’m embarrassed to admit that for a rare, fleeting moment on Wednesday, I actually thought…
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Yeah, I remember feeling this way after Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan….
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Okay, I’ve been sporadically watching the impeachment trial today. Sporadically, because watching the trial isn’t…
I’m not going to get my hopes up for this. Mitch McConnell has done the…
Wow: Michigan Senate Majority Leader Mike Shirkey (R) was caught on tape making cracks about…
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Good God, man. This is what you guys are going with? Really? Everyone deserves a…
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Wading into Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Twitter account is like walking into a virology lab in…
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Received this e-mail yesterday from former Governor Terry McAuliffe’s (D. VA) gubernatorial campaign: One month…
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“Democracy is not self-executing.” Trump manufactured numerous technicalities to make a long-shot work, and failed….
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This is why they lie. Because they get away with it—and it works. GOP Rep….
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Even in exile* Donald Trump can’t stop fucking up and embarrassing the shit out of us….
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I’ve been white my whole life (and, believe me, it’s never been this embarrassing), so…
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Some big news happened this week out of North Carolina: Less than 48 hours after…
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Received this e-mail this week from former presidential candidate, Rep. Beto O’Rourke’s (D. TX) organization,…
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Big news today out of North Carolina: x Hey folks – I'm officially running to…
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So locking kids in cages, praising “very fine people on both sides,” shivving democracy, criminally…
WI-Sen: RoJo The Traitor Wants To Hold Pres. Biden's Cabinet Hostage To Stop Trump Impeachment Trial
Fucking traitor: Democrats can’t have it both ways: an unconstitutional impeachment trial & Senate confirmation…
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NY-Sen: Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D), “House will send impeachment article to Senate on Monday”
From CNN: Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer said that the House's article of impeachment will…
While I didn’t plan on getting back to posting election diaries until after today, I…
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Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell said today that Trump and other leaders provoked the mob…
