Trump outs us at rally, forces us to abort plan to rename Thanksgiving

I was at my local hipster coffee shop, where I was calling several members of the Deep State. Our plan for world domination completely hinges on getting people to say “Happy Holidays,” but Donald thwarts us at every turn. People now say “Merry Christmas” to me, completely on Trump’s orders, just to rub it in my…

The Trump Clan Goes Hollywood!

I’m not just some hack you know. A couple of interviews n a radio program gave me an entre to the entertainment industry, and I’m going to use it. Through a few well placed sources I’ve learned that no matter how much Hollywood may hate Trump, they’re not going to turn their backs on a…

T'was The Night Before Trumpmas

T'was the night before Trumpmas, and all through the town Not a creature was stirring, the place was shut down The lobbyists all drove around in their cars Since no one was in the congressional bars The Senate had fled, all those sly little foxes The House hallway held 40 stuffed cardboard boxes The pundits all…

'Twas The Fight Before Christmas

'Twas the fight before Christmas, and in the White House, The dotard was pissed off, and starting to grouse; “I want Wall” he pouted, then reached for his phone, And tweeted his Twit-sters, misspelling “unnown”. Chuck and Nancy were nestled, all snug in their beds; While dreams of majorities danced in their heads. drumpf's tweeting…

Really hating Washington right now

I have documented crimes committed against Florida by our right wing regime for nearly a decade now. Every day I wake up to see what atrocities are up to bat next.   Just one example: Rick Scott’s ever new and creative ways to suppress the vote.  As one teacher learned the hard way, it can be a crime…

Declassified memo alleges FBI investigated Trump Campaign just because they did a bunch of crimes

To brighten your evening, The Beaverton brings you… (excerpt): WASHINGTON DC — A bombshell memo written by the House Intelligence Chair alleges the FBI opened an investigation into Trump Campaign officials based solely on the fact they done an absurd amount of illegal things. “This is an outrage,” said Congressman Devin Nunes, author of the memo. “Just because the Trump Campaign…