Lara Trump advocates violence at the border because Eric's a minute man
Aside from advocating mass killing, Lara Trump agrees with VP Harris that migrants should not undertake a journey to the US southern border even as...
Maria Bartiromo is very concerned about all the time Joe Biden spends at Mar-a … erm, in Delaware
So in this episode of Sweet Waffle-snarfin’ Christ, My Eyes!, Fox host Maria Bartiromo suggests Joe Biden is spending far too much time away from the...
Eric Trump blames Biden for policies that are 'causing Texas to freeze'
Eric Trump appeared on Fox & Friends this morning with Steve Doocy, Ainsley Earhardt, and Brian Kilmeade. It wasn’t exactly the Algonquin Roundtable. During the...
Eric Trump simply can't believe Joe Biden got 80 million votes
My favorite clueless conservative take on the (non)fraudulent 2020 presidential election is that there’s no way Joe Biden could have gotten as many votes as...
Michael Cohen: 'I believe Trump does go to jail'
Michael Cohen, Donald Trump’s former lawyer and fixer, knows the Trump crime family better than almost anyone. And, needless to say, he’s no longer impressed....
Eric Trump wants Minnesotans to get out and vote. Today. A week after the election.
What do you do when you’re the head of a crime family and all your kids are Fredos? You fail. A lot. Case in point:...
Biden leads by 10% nationally (Q-Poll)
Biden continues to lead with no slippage nationally, and is apparently perceived by 13% as more intelligent than Trump (sic). xNew Quinnipiac national poll:Biden 52%Trump...
KeepAmericaGreat.com appropriated by Biden-Harris …Bwahahahaha
Considering there are several fake Biden sites that link to Trump, there’s some bit of reciprocity WASHINGTON — Joe Biden’s campaign has purchased the web...
Author of upcoming tell-all reportedly taped Melania making 'harsh comments' about Ivanka and Donald
I’m swimming in so much schadenfreude today I may have to hire Jerry Falwell’s pool boy to clean up after me. There’s the Falwell news,...
Trump campaign delivers the death blow: 'There has NEVER been a boat parade for Joe Biden'
Donald Trump’s reelection campaign has become a parody of itself. Trump may have screwed up our country’s pandemic response in every way imaginable. He may...
BREAKING: Eric Trump is dumb
Granted, he looks like a below-average Sea Monkey who’s grown uncontrollably since being exposed to a gamma-ray burst, but Eric Trump was given numerous advantages in life...
Trump Org asks Trump administration for break on D.C. hotel lease payment
Wouldn’t it be nice if your landlord answered to you? Maybe next time we should think twice about electing a pr*sident with more conflicts of...
Former WH ethics chief: It was nice of taxpayers to sponsor Ivanka's corporate trip to Dubai
Ivanka Trump spent the weekend in Dubai to escape her father’s grotesque ogling do something or other obliquely related to her White House advisory role promote...
Lara Trump appears to mock Joe Biden over stutter
A Trump — a Trump — is making fun of someone else’s speaking prowess. A couple of days ago at a Women for Trump event...
Trump outs us at rally, forces us to abort plan to rename Thanksgiving
I was at my local hipster coffee shop, where I was calling several members of the Deep State. Our plan for world domination completely hinges...
Lara Trump: Most Americans have never even heard of the Kurds, so whatevs
The moral depth of these people is breathtaking. On Monday, Lara Trump — who’s married to Donald Trump’s fourth-favorite tragic mistake — appeared on Fox...
Mnuchin says doing business with foreigners is okay for Trump's family, but not Biden's
Steve Mental Munchkin was on State of the Union with Jake Tapper this morning when, out of nowhere, the feculent fumes of rank hypocrisy suddenly filled the studio....
Trump throws Don Jr. and Eric under the bus
Who wouldn’t Donald Trump throw under the bus? He just pointed two grubby little index fingers at his sons. Would he turn Melania over to...
Eric Trump apparently thinks Obama was president in 2008
Hoo-boy, the Trump kids are doing their level best to embarrass themselves the past few days. Yesterday, a video of Ivanka Trump attempting to speak authoritatively...
Donald Trump has become Dennis Rodman
Actually, the sickening fawning that Trump lathers onto Kim Jong Un after the alleged murder of an American citizen, while continuing to develop nuclear weapons,...
Like father, like sons: Eric and Don Jr. reportedly skipped out on Irish pub bill
During their recent trip overseas, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. actually managed to find a small patch of land where they were welcome. According to...
Eric Trump's winery looking to hire more foreign laborers
While Donald Trump’s Westchester, New York, golf club was quietly sacking undocumented workers during the government shutdown, his son Eric’s winery was looking to staff...
Could Trump face Magnitsky Act sanctions?
Already branded by a survey of historians as America’s worst ever, the presidency of Donald Trump may also live in infamy as the most ironic....
Trump's golden showers
Campaign Action Donald Trump and his Republican allies have two definitions of the term, “golden showers.” The first concerns a notorious—and as-yet unsubstantiated--claim from the...