“…active-duty law enforcement…are helping to train us.” Oath Keeper seditionists

A band of brothers that needs to be broken up. On 1/6 there was a plan to bring a substantial firearms cache to the Capitol occupation.  x It's a rolling … Read More

'Gutfeld!' is hiring comedy writers for its atrociously unfunny train wreck of a show

Weed o’clock struck early today. Not sure why. Something to do with daylight saving time, I think. Or the Maya calendar? Fuck if I know. It just felt like a day-tokin’ … Read More

'Trump will go down as a total failure': Proud Boys jump off the MAGA Train

I guess when your entire shtick is based on fantasy and lies, the people you lied to get upset when you fail to overturn your election loss by ordering Space … Read More

Trump is on the cray-train to Kooktown: 'Abraham Lincoln, a man that I've always competed against'

Imagine this guy wearing a dirty Mountain Dew T-shirt and cutoff jean shorts saying shit like this. In the bathroom stall of an Arby’s. Doesn’t that make a lot more … Read More

Trump appears to admit he thinks he's on the train to loserville

In a flailing attempt (what does he ever do that isn’t flailing?) to somehow pretend the current 25th Amendment buzz isn’t all about him, Donald Trump appeared to step in … Read More

Another GOP stalwart leaps off the Trump Train

To be fair, the Trump Train is actually just a train wreck at this point, but we need all the help we can get. Last night’s spectacle wasn’t a debate … Read More