Trump appears to admit he thinks he's on the train to loserville

In a flailing attempt (what does he ever do that isn’t flailing?) to somehow pretend the current 25th Amendment buzz isn’t all about him, Donald Trump appeared to step in a big pile of “shit, this isn’t going well, is it?” this morning.

FiveThirtyEight currently gives Joe Biden an 85 percent chance of winning the election — and it’s likely that low only because we’re still a few weeks away from Election Day. So as FiveThirtyEight’s head prognostication maven, Nate Silver, has pointed out, Trump’s 15 percent chance of winning is about equal to that of killing yourself — and in this case, the country — in a game of Russian roulette.

So let’s spin that chamber and hope for the best.

And while Trump would love to see the combust after the click, this tweet appears to be some sort of admission that things aren’t going his way. At all.

Crazy Nancy Pelosi is looking at the 25th Amendment in order to replace Joe Biden with Kamala Harris. The Dems want that to happen fast because Sleepy Joe is out of it!!!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 9, 2020

Just ask Ted Lieu; he’ll tell you the same thing.

Dear @realDonaldTrump: A gentle reminder that the current President of the United States is … you.

Also, thank you for sending the signal to everyone that even you believe you will be a one-term President.#FridayVibes https://t.co/MccjKSR47M

— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) October 9, 2020

And, yes, we unscrubbed plebes had some fun, too:

Nancy Pelosi is introducing this legislation SPECIFICALLY because your insane ass has made this a necessity.

The 25th Amendment should have been invoked LONG BEFORE your syphilitic Adderall brain became even more deranged under steroids.

— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) October 9, 2020

Nancy Pelosi: Guys, he’s crazy

You: How dare you! I’m also paranoid and delusional.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) October 9, 2020

Proving once again you know absolutely nothing! 25th Amendment is for a sitting President, not a candidate. pic.twitter.com/2CHWIeoEV8

— Auntie Nan 🇺🇸 🌊🐶🆘 (@SoltisNancy) October 9, 2020

https://t.co/2ISxhlkWvf

— Billy D Why is it OK for tRump to kill milllions? (@EugJHawk) October 9, 2020

While you were in the hospital being pumped to the gills with goof juice, “Sleepy” Joe was giving us renewed hope. You should watch this. Consider it a tutorial on doing your job for the next three months. It's never too late to learn. https://t.co/UHp6skzcCt

— Aldous J Pennyfarthing (@AJPennyfarthing) October 9, 2020

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Whether or not the 25th Amendment is invoked — and if it hasn’t been yet, I can’t imagine what would bring that about, other than swarms of locusts literally flying out of Trump’s head — DJT is likely not long for the White House.

But Trump still has a chance. Let’s narrow it.

Donate to Joe, if you can.

“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!

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