Friday was the anniversary of both the 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon and the assault on a U.S. diplomatic outpost in Benghazi, Libya. On September 11, 2020 — to far less consternation and alarm — 1,094 Americans died mostly preventable deaths as a result of a pandemic that’s been allowed to…
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Democrats have built 'enormous lead' in early voting across 'array of battleground states'
Oh, I have your attention now, huh? So I was day-drinking here in the Land of Mordor (i.e., the Willamette Valley of Oregon; seriously, it looks like Satan’s asshole out there … after Satan spent the night binge-drinking in Wisconsin), when I stumbled upon this Politico story, which I am sharing with you now. Democrats are…
Trump: Biden 'happy' to endanger lives by doing what he thinks will help him politically
Low-Energy Don opened his lie-hole today and the grody innards of a Hieronymus Bosch painting spilled out. While his lies and misrepresentations weren’t as effervescent as usual, they were still pretty outrageous. It’s like Nixon fucked Eeyore and the resulting placenta decided to give a really tired, boring speech. x President @realDonaldTrump: “Biden's perfectly happy to endanger…
Trump hasn't tweeted about West Coast wildfires since November, when he tweeted nonsense
I live in Oregon. My state is burning. People are losing their homes and being forced to evacuate. I’m choking on smoke and God knows what else. Where is Donald Trump? Oh, that’s right. I live in a blue state. Never mind. So in case you’ve never checked out the Trump Twitter archive, I can…
NYT details how Trump campaign ineptly blew $800 million to trail Joe Biden
Kos has noted that Donald Trump’s campaign appears to be out of money — or close to it, anyway. It’s been hemorrhaging cash faster than a Trump business or Trump-led government, and now The New York Times is giving us a bit of an inside look at all that gruesome bloodshed. And it’s a horrible thing…
Author of LoserSucker-gate story: More reporting and confirmation to come
Ooh, ooh, I’m tingling. It’s like every single cell of my body is getting a shiatsu massage from a flirty, rum ball-besotted Christmas angel. Jeffrey Goldberg, the Atlantic editor who broke Donald Trump’s head the seismic “losers” and “suckers” story, appeared on CNN’s Reliable Sources this morning — and he’s basically saying there’s more where that came…
Here's what Trump did on his France trip instead of honoring our fallen soldiers
If you said “turning someone else into a sucker,” you’re a winner. Come pick up your complimentary case of Zima and two Alvin Styczynski tickets. The Daily Beast: While strolling around the lavish ambassador’s residence in Paris, he reportedly took a fancy to a number of pieces of artwork, including a bust of Benjamin Franklin and…
getting ahead of ourselves, but Biden's transition team doesn't seem quite as indictable as Trump's
The real story breaking is the 2012 performance piece Trump created to “fire” an actor playing PBO. But the real transition will be leaving Donald’s house of Klan kayfabe in 2021. Ten years earlier Trump couldn’t get over being humiliated by PBO at the 2011 WHCA dinner and still can’t get past the idea that PBO was…
Trump claims he 'called home' to Melania about missed cemetery trip; unfortunately, she was with him
When you’ve been a lifelong bullshitter but your brain has slowly turned into cat piss and sand and you can no longer remember your lies … well, you tend to embarrass yourself, big-league. Trump, of course, is denying that he skipped a planned visit to the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery and Memorial in Belleau, France, because of…
Now sh*t's serious: Fox News confirms key details from The Atlantic's SuckerLoser-gate story
Jennifer Griffin is the national security correspondent for Fox News and … oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy! Schaden-Friday is particularly schaden-riffic today. x Two former sr Trump admin officials confirm .@JeffreyGoldberg reporting that President Trump disparaged veterans and did not want to drive to honor American war dead at Aisne-Marne Cemetery…
Biden drags QAnon and Trump: 'I’ve been a big supporter of mental health … maybe take advantage'
Today, Joe Biden appeared in front of the press and did his best impression of a non-senile presidential candidate who’s about to dropkick Donald Trump’s traitorous ass back to Trump Tower — preferably the one he’ll end up building in Moscow. (Of course, having squeezed all the juice out of this lemon, Putin will likely…
The Atlantic: Trump referred to fallen American soldiers as 'suckers' and 'losers'
The Military Times recently ran a poll that showed Trump running behind Joe Biden among U.S. service members. It was particularly eye-opening considering that military personnel typically favor Republican commanders-in-chief. (Who the eff knows why, but they do.) Well, that ex-advantage may erode even further in the wake of these little revelatory nuggets. According to The Atlantic editor…
Former Michigan GOP governor endorses Biden, calls Trump a 'bully'
Well, this sure isn’t good news for the guy who won Michigan by the gross, spray-tanned skin of his weird, wobbly dentures. Seems another GOP stalwart has jumped off the Donald Trump boat parade and onto the Biden juggernaut. The Detroit News: Republican former Gov. Rick Snyder said Thursday he planned to vote for Democratic…
New poll shows Trump's apocalyptic anti-protester message is failing, big-league
Well, well, well, isn’t this inconvenient for the ocher abomination? x There goes that plotline:56% say violence will get worse if Trump is re-elected18% say it will get betterhttps://t.co/hwZsAJqQta pic.twitter.com/tzniWI8XB8 — Amy Siskind 🏳️🌈 (@Amy_Siskind) September 2, 2020 I guess that’s the drawback of blaming civil unrest and violence that’s happening on your watch on a…
Trump's response to Nobel laureate endorsements of Biden: “high energy chess players”
Trump’s not doing rubble-necking today, although like yesterday, he’s looking for more stand-in owners of destroyed stores for photo-ops. Because high energy speed chess hustling is what Trump’s all about, even if he eats the pieces. Donald J. Zugzwang. x “Did Trump Tweet in 2014 About ‘Riots and Looting’ Due to ‘Weak Leadership’?” The short…
Biden campaign expected to report biggest monthly fundraising haul in U.S. campaign history
I have to admit, I was one of those nervous Nellies fretting the past two days over the possibility of a Trump win in November. This Kos diary, a strong Biden speech, and some robust, consistently applied cannabis therapy helped me out of my funk, but man. The PTSD (and that’s only a bit of an…
Ex-Trump official Miles Taylor launches anti-Trump group with former and *current* DHS employees
The suddenly very dreamy Miles Taylor — the former Trump DHS chief of staff who’s called his former boss, in a word, fuckingnuts — is back, and he’s bringing some of his friends with him. Taylor, who exhorted us all to vote for Joe Biden unless we want human decency itself to be flung heedlessly into space,…
New poll proves Republicans live in a fantasy world where our number of COVID deaths is 'acceptable'
These are gobsmacking, jaw-dropping numbers, and they tend to make me think Jim Jones and David Koresh were underachievers. Wow. I mean, WOW. These people are kookaburra cray-cray devotees of Cocoa Puffs. CBS News: Republicans see an America — to borrow Ronald Reagan’s famous test — better off today than it was four years ago, mainly, they say,…
'I hardly ever saw Donald Trump read a document he was handed, but he did love pictures'
Miles Taylor, the former DHS chief of staff who, in recent days, has taken a jackhammer to Trump’s already rubbly reputation, has more horror stories from Hell House. Today he appeared on CNN and OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY EARS. Someone yank out my hammers, anvils, and stirrups with an Operation tweezers and fill my forever-squalid earholes with…
Mark Meadows: Trump 'is the only president who actually went after a terrorist and took him out'
This morning on Fox & Friends, where brain cells go to die, White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows claimed only Donald Trump goes after and takes out terrorists. Though his memory seemed, shall we say, selective. x On Fox & Friends, Mark Meadows lies that Donald Trump is “the only president who actually went…
