I have to hand it to Michelle Obama. She’s a better person than I am. (Not an especially high bar, but still.) Today, in the wake of Donald Trump’s one-manbaby poo-fling-palooza, she took pointed jabs at Trump without all the blood-letting that often accompanies such screeds. And it amply demonstrated what a breath of fresh air…
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Matt's post!
My local chapter of Indivisible shared Matt’s post. I have no idea who Matt is, but his post has gone viral. I know we have another 2 months of 45’s divisiveness, his cruelty and we will be subjected to more horror and heartache before this monster finally exits in January. However, the Biden and Harris…
Trump's spiritual adviser attempts to pray the fail away
Donald Trump has lost. I don’t think I’m jinxing anything by saying that. Look here … x Trump's vote margin in PA has declined to 116k now, and with maybe ~500,000 left to count (depending on how many in-person ballots remain in Philly) it's only a matter of time before things flip. The trend from…
Trump campaign plays the theme to 'Titanic' at 11th hour rally
Please let this be my very last memory of Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign. They’re playing the fucking theme to Titanic, for fuck’s sake! x Omg. 😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/wMMKvOfHPE— Kesha Monk (@KeshaMonk) November 1, 2020 < p class=”is-empty-p”> x x YouTube Video Good night nurse. Of course, Trump would have totally shown up in little boy’s shorts…
Trump is already telegraphing his attempted coup
My hope is that victory is so risibly out of reach for the odious squash rind on election night that he dissolves into a cloud of individual carbon atoms and deep-seated shame, but that’s not his plan. He’s going to loudly declare victory if the count is anywhere near close for him. Because cheating at life…
Ill omen for Donny? Trump-supporter bus goes into ditch outside Green Bay
I’d prefer a raven landing on Trump’s head and peeling away his face rind to reveal a horde of diseased death locusts, but this will have to do for now. A Lamers bus serving as a shuttle for Pres. Trump's visit has entered the ditch near the airport in Green Bay, I hope it’s a sign…
Corey Lewandowski drops blatant Nazi reference in pro-Trump video
Corey Lewandowski was Trump’s campaign manager in 2016 and now serves as the pr*sident’s senior adviser. Which means … IT’S NAZI TIME, YO! x “Work sets you free” ~Corey Lewandowski (Trump's campaign manager and senior advisor) pic.twitter.com/fjrrgmRoZr— Super Saiyan Serfs (@theserfstv) October 29, 2020 LEWANDOWSKI: “Hey, this is a message for the Alpha Freedom Friends….
Make tomorrow..Wed. 10/28/2020 DROP OFF BALLOT DAY. DOBD. Do not mail. Don't take a chance.
We are 7 days from the election and we want every vote counted. If you have not mailed your ballot, drop it off. Drop it off in a drop box,the polling place or supervisor of elections. Make that ballot your flowers for the 200,000 dead who are no longer here. Think of a Dem vote…
Obama: Trump is 'jealous of COVID's media coverage'
Obama is on the stump, stumpin’ for Joe. And it’s a beautiful, beautiful thing. x Noting that Trump is complaining about the media reporting on rising COVID cases, President Obama says, “He's jealous of COVID's media coverage.” pic.twitter.com/Of4RZxERYt— The American Independent (@AmerIndependent) October 27, 2020 < p class=”is-empty-p”> OBAMA: “And what’s his closing argument? That people are…
Trump is on the cray-train to Kooktown: 'Abraham Lincoln, a man that I've always competed against'
Imagine this guy wearing a dirty Mountain Dew T-shirt and cutoff jean shorts saying shit like this. In the bathroom stall of an Arby’s. Doesn’t that make a lot more sense than the actual president of the United States saying it? x Trump: The great Abraham Lincoln, a man that I’ve always competed against pic.twitter.com/KLPnh5U1hu—…
White House chief of staff: 'We are not going to control the pandemic'; okay, then
Now this is a brilliant campaign strategy nine days before an election — give up! CNN: White House chief of staff Mark Meadows said Sunday that the US is “not going to control” the coronavirus pandemic, as cases surge across the country and nearly 225,000 Americans have died from the virus. “We are not going to control…
Trump privately tells donors it will be 'very tough' for Republicans to keep the Senate
And in case you’re giving Donald Trump credit for a level of understanding that seems beyond his ken, he also thinks Republicans will take back the House. And no one thinks that. No, it appears he thinks the Senate is lost because there are some GOP senators he doesn’t like — and screw them, right? The Washington…
Borat pranked Rudy Giuliani, and you'll be able to see it soon
I’m excited that a new Borat film is coming out (Friday on Amazon Prime!), but I’m a little disappointed, too. Who decided to change the title from Borat: Gift of Pornographic Monkey to Vice Premiere Mikhael Pence to Make Benefit Recently Diminished Nation of Kazakhstan to the slightly more anodyne Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to…
Great new Biden ad preaches unity, shows Joe is the real deal
My snark-astic reputation likely precedes me, but that doesn’t mean I don’t occasionally have real human feelings. Like when I’m eating nachos and the pace of my cheese* and chips consumption becomes badly staggered, leaving me with a sad, dry-ass pile of un-cheesed chips. That sends me into a very human rage. But after watching…
Prominent GOP pollster: Trump's campaign 'the worst I've ever seen'
Oh, and his advisers “have their heads up their asses” — but I didn’t want to put that in the headline because this is a family-friendly column … so long as you’re not talking about my family. They think I do nothing but write anti-Trump screeds all day and smoke weed all night. Which just goes to…
GOP senator releases statement defending Fauci as Republican rats continue to abandon ship
Donald Trump is melting down faster than a brick of Velveeta nestled snugly between the twin industrial steam pans that are his moobs. The latest? He’s been trashing Dr. Anthony Fauci, the country’s preeminent expert on infectious diseases, because Trump is missing Friday night Skee-Ball at Chuck E. Cheese or whatever. First, Trump, from a call with campaign…
Manifestly losing his mind, Trump calls CNN 'dumb b*stards' for covering COVID
What? CNN is still talking about the COVID-19 pandemic? You’d think people are still dying by the thousands or something. From today’s superspreader jamboree in Arizona: x From @therecount… Trump calls @CNN “dumb bastards” for continuing to cover #COVID19. He is spiraling and manifestly Unfit to remain in office. Spread this far and wide. Make sure…
Biden is crushing Trump in swing-state ad spending
I’ve told friends that I’m not going to completely relax until the moment Joe Biden is sworn in by Chief Justice John Roberts on January 20. (And after he’s reelected, I’ll look forward to his swearing-in ceremony with Hillary Clinton, the chief justice of the newly packed Supreme Court, which Thief Justice Neal Gorsuch and vapid…
It's official. There will be no pre-election vaccine
If Donald Trump had his way, the government would be shipping cases of Mountain Dew Baja Blast — with “Acme COVID Vaccine” written on them — to clinics across the country within the next two weeks. Because he doesn’t have the patience or intelligence to formulate a coherent COVID-19 strategy, Trump has, from the beginning…
Trump told former exec, 'I don’t want people to think Trump Tower is being built by Black people'
Another day, another unflattering tell-all from one of the people who knows Donald Trump best. There are some juicy excerpts here, but in case you’re short of time, the bottom line is this: Pretty much anyone who knows Trump, has worked with Trump, or has done business with Trump thinks he sucks … hard. Oh, and…
