Low-Energy Don opened his lie-hole today and the grody innards of a Hieronymus Bosch painting spilled out. While his lies and misrepresentations weren’t as effervescent as usual, they were still pretty outrageous. It’s like Nixon fucked Eeyore and the resulting placenta decided to give a really tired, boring speech. x President @realDonaldTrump: “Biden's perfectly happy to endanger…
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Donald Trump thinks his autograph is worth $10,000
I can’t imagine anything that would actually be more valuable if Donald Trump signed it. Not a photo, not a baseball, not Stormy Daniels’ boob. Well, his resignation. That I’d buy for $10,000. x “Sell this tonight on eBay. You’ll get $10,000” I just went on eBay and found one for $0.99 😂 Nobody wants…
TX-Sen: Coronavirus Cornyn (R) Thinks He's The Only One That Can Save Trump From Losing Texas
Sure pal: x 🐘MEET THE CANDIDATE: John Cornyn🐘 —Served as Justice on Texas Supreme Court, Fmr. AG of Texas, and Current U.S. Senator for Texas —@TeamCornyn is the Republican Nominee for U.S. Senate in Texas #TXSen #txpol #RNC2020 pic.twitter.com/XT5aLlXaBX— GOP (@GOP) August 28, 2020 “But I didn’t come here to wave a white flag,” Cornyn…
SC-Sen: Esquire, “A Lot of People Want Graham Retired. Harrison Thinks He’s the Man to Do It.”
Charles P. Pierce has a great piece in Esquire profiling U.S. Senate candidate, Jaime Harrison (D. SC), and his race against U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R. SC). It’s worth a full read but here’s a good snippet: The seat Harrison is running for was occupied for forty-eight years by Strom Thurmond, who’d run for president…
Trump’s Treasury Secretary thinks Americans are overpaid
Trump’s Secretary of the Treasury Steven Mnuchin believes that giving Americans $600/week is overpaying. Here is why he is completely wrong. Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin shows he is oblivious to American’s plight Watch the full episode here It is clear that Steven Mnuchin, Trump’s Treasury Secretary does not have a grasp of the state of…
Louie Gohmert thinks he may have gotten COVID from wearing a mask
By now you’ve heard the superschadenfreudeisticexpialidocious news that GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert has contracted COVID-19. A positive coronavirus diagnosis would be chastening for most people — a reason to pause and reflect. But not for the dumbest man in Congress. According to KETK-TV in Texas, he’s determined to stay a maskhole until the day he dies….
Trump thinks tweeting mean things about him is 'illegal'
Oh, hi, Donald Trump! What’s on your mind today? Good God, what fresh hell is this? x So disgusting to watch Twitter’s so-called “Trendingâ€Â, where sooo many trends are about me, and never a good one. They look for anything they can find, make it as bad as possible, and blow it up, trying to…
Mitch McConnell thinks expiring COVID-19 benefits are super funny
Yertle the Goddamn Fucking Disgrace (apologies to Dr. Seuss) doesn’t seem to think helping out unemployed workers and others screwed sideways by the coronavirus pandemic—and Donald Trump’s feckless, floundering response to it—is an urgent matter. At least not as urgent as, say, forcing barmy right-wing justices on us, our children, and/or our still-frozen embryo clones. Thursday, Politico’s…
Mueller says Stone's still convicted, and Trump's campaign thinks 45* wearing a mask defeats Biden
The Trump crime spree continues and the carnage cannot be commuted because Roger Stone remains a convicted felon. Trump’s minions have all but declared victory now that Trump put on a mask, like 134,000 deaths don’t count. x Retweet if you agree trump is the most corrupt president in United States history. #PardonMeTrump pic.twitter.com/xF3ZwtB85N— Really…
Trump thinks when he wears a mask he looks like the Lone Ranger, because Tonto is in the saloon
Trump still thinks COVID-19 will someday disappear, because for Trump, it’s always about “how it looks”. x Trump says he's not sure a mandate is needed, but “I'm all for masks,” and would wear one “in a tight situation with people.” He says “I sort of liked the way I looked” one time he wore…
18 states have increasing cases of COVID-19 as Trump still thinks WWI ended in 1917
Still in a first wave doesn’t mean that like ramps, they can be both “long and steep”. And the lies keep coming. x I stopped counting a month ago, when Trump said for the 40th time that the 1918 flu pandemic, which killed his own grandfather, happened in 1917. Now he seems to think WW1…
“American Taliban” trends again because Ted Cruz thinks Columbus is a religious icon
We are in some strange space where to Ted Cruz, those people taking down monuments to genocidal explorers are like fundamentalist religious fanatics practicing iconoclasm. Ted doesn’t understand iconoclasm nor has he read kos’s book, but he went there on Twitter. x No, sweetie. THIS is the American Taliban. pic.twitter.com/VnoqlwiK5L— Adam Sank ðŸÂ³ï¸Ââ€Â🌈 (@AdamSank) June 11, 2020…
New Der Spiegel cover tells you exactly what the world thinks of Trump
Hoo-boy. Guess Germans think things have gotten a little out of hand over here in Universal Studios’ Cautionary Tale Land. Der Feuerteufel – Ein Präsident setzt sein Land in Brand. Der neue SPIEGEL ist jetzt online – und ab morgen am Kiosk: https://t.co/jMJCX8fmLO pic.twitter.com/oRp1xUht9s — DER SPIEGEL (@derspiegel) June 5, 2020 Here’s a screen grab…
TX-Sen: Oh NOW Coronavirus Cornyn (R) Thinks The Senate Is Responsible For Filling SCOTUS Vacancies
Asshole: If a Supreme Court vacancy opens up this year, U.S. Sen. John Cornyn says the Senate has a “responsibility” to consider a nomination from President Donald Trump. But in 2016, Cornyn joined the GOP in refusing to consider any Obama nominees because “the presidential election is well underway.” With 87-year-old Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg hospitalized for gallbladder treatment…
Trump thinks he's done more for Black people than all other presidents combined
Um, okay. Nice to see that Abraham Lincoln, who issued the Emancipation Proclamation, at least gets a shout-out. But Abe, JFK (proposed the Civil Rights Act), LBJ (signed the Civil Rights Act), and Barack Obama (broke barriers and inspired millions) still don’t add up to one DJT, who once occupied the White House during a period…
TX-Sen: Coronavirus Cornyn (R) Thinks $1 Trillion In Federal Aid Is “A Pretty Outrageous Number”
Dumb ass: Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas), a member of GOP leadership, quickly poured cold water Thursday on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's (D-Calif.) suggestion that state and local governments could need approximately $1 trillion more in federal assistance amid the coronavirus pandemic. “That strikes me as a pretty outrageous number, just for state and local…
AZ-Sen: Even The National Review Thinks McSally's (R) Bill To Punish China Over COVID-19 Is Stupid
Again, this is from the conservative National Review: Some terrible ideas never go away, especially ideas that help politicians to disguise weakness as strength. One such scheme in the Beltway bag of tricks is the proposal to “punish” a hostile foreign power by allowing it to be sued in court. Senators Marsha Blackburn (R., Tenn.) and…
Mike Bloomberg's campaign manager thinks Mike Bloomberg kind of sucked in last night's debate
Kevin Sheekey, Mike Bloomberg’s campaign manager, was interviewed by MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle after a mob of Dem senators and other candidates went Ides of March on his ass last night, and the best Sheekey could say about Bloomie’s performance was that he’ll do better: x Bloomberg’s campaign manager admits the candidate didn’t do well in the debate:…
Trump thinks the country is already unified, cites his rally crowds as proof
I don’t even know where to begin with this: x I’ve got white people and Diamond and Silk.— Schooley (@Rschooley) February 7, 2020 < p class=”is-empty-p”> REPORTER: “How do you unify the country …” TRUMP: “Do you know what’s going to unify the country, and it’s already unified in a lot of ways. All you…
Lamar Alexander agrees that the House proved its case, but thinks Senate needs no witnesses
Super Bowl calendars seem to rule the US Senate, much like bad faith. Susan Collins and Mitt Romney seem to be ready to ask for witnesses, but at this writing there’s no further information. Lisa Murkowski said that she will make an announcement tomorrow. Even if there’s a tie on the witnesses vote, it is…
