It's been three and half weeks since Donald Trump lost the presidential election to Joe Biden in a decisive and humiliating defeat. And in all that time Trump hasn't stopped embarrassing himself further by making ludicrous and unsupported claims of massive voter fraud and insisting that he won by a landslide. Either he's suffered a…
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Even Geraldo thinks Rudy is nuts
The guy who basically invented American crassness and stupidity is calling out Rudy Giuliani for being uncommonly crass and stupid. Geraldo Rivera, who left any credibility he may have once had behind in Al Capone’s vault, thinks Rudy’s eyebrow-raising/sideburn-lowering press conference from earlier today was a shitshow of historic proportions. And he just got into…
Ivanka thinks it matters that her dad won Alaska. How adorable
Oh, look, Donald Trump won Alaska! Three electoral votes and 663,000 square miles of yummy red land! If only land voted. Sigh. x BREAKING: President Trump and Senate Republicans win Alaska, overwhelmingly and by a massive 20 point spread! Put AK in the books for @realDonaldTrump! Congratulations Senator @DanSullivan_AK! Thank you Alaska! 🇺🇸 https://t.co/pr7Gz0S7q1— Ivanka Trump…
We can safely vote on election day and shock Trump who thinks he wins the day-of voters
Donald Trump is trying to do whatever he can to give the semblance of victory by all means necessary. He thinks most of his voters will come out on election day, giving him an apparent win until the mail-in votes are in. Voters must come out to vote on election day See full episodes here….
Trump thinks the idea of running a Biden bus off the road is… 'hot'
A theater of the absurd: fascinating are the last hours of the Trump administration’s disinformation campaign, as Trump goes round the bend. He now complains that Democrats don’t believe in science, again. And Trump caravans trying to run Biden campaign buses off Texas roads is “hot”. After his praise for turning out a crowd during a…
Michael Moore nervous but thinks the landslide is on the horizon. Let's remember this.
2016 left quicksand under the feet of many as what they thought was a certainty was not realized. Michael Moore and others foresaw it. Is Michael Moore no longer very worried? x x YouTube Video See full episodes here. Before I get started, here is my ask. If you have any worries about this election's…
DELUSIONAL: Trump Thinks He Won the Debate that Most Voters (in 3 Polls) Say He Lost
The final debate of the 2020 presidential season is in the books. Partisans on both sides will claim that their candidate was obviously the winner. But the American people – 50,000,000 of whom have already voted – will have the final say. That, however, will not deter Donald Trump from spinning furiously in a desperate…
Trump appears to admit he thinks he's on the train to loserville
In a flailing attempt (what does he ever do that isn’t flailing?) to somehow pretend the current 25th Amendment buzz isn’t all about him, Donald Trump appeared to step in a big pile of “shit, this isn’t going well, is it?” this morning. FiveThirtyEight currently gives Joe Biden an 85 percent chance of winning the…
Republican source: 'Don Jr. thinks Trump is acting crazy'
Yes, that’s Don Jr. we’re talking about. The guy whose every video makes him look like Tony Montana six seconds before the cartel goons show up. The redoubtable Gabriel Sherman of Vanity Fair: Donald Trump’s erratic and reckless behavior in the last 24 hours has opened a rift in the Trump family over how to…
“If Trump thinks his best case is made in urine he can have at it….” Trump flees press questions
Hooowee it’s a big news day today. Trump fled questions, if only from the counterintelligence question that for the cost of a minor weapons program, a foreign country could purchase his influence. And then there’s the selling of state secrets. x MOMENTS AGO: President Trump leaves White House press briefing, ignores reporters' questions. pic.twitter.com/Ape9W1oy7V— The…
Trump thinks Biden has a Nobel Prize, deliberately kills Nevadans with indoor rally
First indoor event since Tulsa, a rally shorter than last night’s in the north, x Not since a rally in Tulsa, which was blamed for a surge of COVID-19 infections, had Trump gathered supporters indoors. There was no mention from the president that the pandemic had killed nearly 200,000 Americans and was still claiming 1,000…
Trump: Biden 'happy' to endanger lives by doing what he thinks will help him politically
Low-Energy Don opened his lie-hole today and the grody innards of a Hieronymus Bosch painting spilled out. While his lies and misrepresentations weren’t as effervescent as usual, they were still pretty outrageous. It’s like Nixon fucked Eeyore and the resulting placenta decided to give a really tired, boring speech. x President @realDonaldTrump: “Biden's perfectly happy to endanger…
Donald Trump thinks his autograph is worth $10,000
I can’t imagine anything that would actually be more valuable if Donald Trump signed it. Not a photo, not a baseball, not Stormy Daniels’ boob. Well, his resignation. That I’d buy for $10,000. x “Sell this tonight on eBay. You’ll get $10,000” I just went on eBay and found one for $0.99 😂 Nobody wants…
TX-Sen: Coronavirus Cornyn (R) Thinks He's The Only One That Can Save Trump From Losing Texas
Sure pal: x 🐘MEET THE CANDIDATE: John Cornyn🐘 —Served as Justice on Texas Supreme Court, Fmr. AG of Texas, and Current U.S. Senator for Texas —@TeamCornyn is the Republican Nominee for U.S. Senate in Texas #TXSen #txpol #RNC2020 pic.twitter.com/XT5aLlXaBX— GOP (@GOP) August 28, 2020 “But I didn’t come here to wave a white flag,” Cornyn…
SC-Sen: Esquire, “A Lot of People Want Graham Retired. Harrison Thinks He’s the Man to Do It.”
Charles P. Pierce has a great piece in Esquire profiling U.S. Senate candidate, Jaime Harrison (D. SC), and his race against U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R. SC). It’s worth a full read but here’s a good snippet: The seat Harrison is running for was occupied for forty-eight years by Strom Thurmond, who’d run for president…
Trump’s Treasury Secretary thinks Americans are overpaid
Trump’s Secretary of the Treasury Steven Mnuchin believes that giving Americans $600/week is overpaying. Here is why he is completely wrong. Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin shows he is oblivious to American’s plight Watch the full episode here It is clear that Steven Mnuchin, Trump’s Treasury Secretary does not have a grasp of the state of…
Louie Gohmert thinks he may have gotten COVID from wearing a mask
By now you’ve heard the superschadenfreudeisticexpialidocious news that GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert has contracted COVID-19. A positive coronavirus diagnosis would be chastening for most people — a reason to pause and reflect. But not for the dumbest man in Congress. According to KETK-TV in Texas, he’s determined to stay a maskhole until the day he dies….
Trump thinks tweeting mean things about him is 'illegal'
Oh, hi, Donald Trump! What’s on your mind today? Good God, what fresh hell is this? x So disgusting to watch Twitter’s so-called “Trendingâ€Â, where sooo many trends are about me, and never a good one. They look for anything they can find, make it as bad as possible, and blow it up, trying to…
Mitch McConnell thinks expiring COVID-19 benefits are super funny
Yertle the Goddamn Fucking Disgrace (apologies to Dr. Seuss) doesn’t seem to think helping out unemployed workers and others screwed sideways by the coronavirus pandemic—and Donald Trump’s feckless, floundering response to it—is an urgent matter. At least not as urgent as, say, forcing barmy right-wing justices on us, our children, and/or our still-frozen embryo clones. Thursday, Politico’s…
Mueller says Stone's still convicted, and Trump's campaign thinks 45* wearing a mask defeats Biden
The Trump crime spree continues and the carnage cannot be commuted because Roger Stone remains a convicted felon. Trump’s minions have all but declared victory now that Trump put on a mask, like 134,000 deaths don’t count. x Retweet if you agree trump is the most corrupt president in United States history. #PardonMeTrump pic.twitter.com/xF3ZwtB85N— Really…
