Mike Lindell's new 'free speech' website is even more of a disaster than any of us could have hoped
I can’t stop watching the MyPillow Guy, Mike Lindell, and his “Frank-a-thon” to launch his stupid new Arby’s dumpster of a website. The guy has been...
Insurrectionist experiences 'shock' over being held with people accused of 'inner city crimes'
I’ve never seen so many snowflakes in my life, and I grew up in Wisconsin. It’s still mind-boggling that so many Trumpaloompas thought they could storm...
NYT details how the Trump campaign scammed supporters into making 'unwitting' donations
I happen to believe that if you send money to Donald Trump you pretty much get what you deserve. If people still haven’t learned from Trump...
GOP rep who elevated Trump's Big Lie gets testy when asked if Biden won the election
Do these people think they’re going to turn to stone if they tell the plain truth about the 2020 election? Republicans these days act as...
Windmill cancer deaths are down to zero … and other things we can thank Donald Trump for
After Joe Biden’s speech to the nation last week, conservatives were their usual snowflakey selves, wondering where all the plaudits for Donald Trump’s maladministration were....
MyPillow Guy launching site to compete with YouTube and Twitter, because sure; why not?
You have to hand it to MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell. When life hands him lemons, he eats them so fast they become deadly choking hazards....
The former guy is fading … fading … fading away
Twitter’s decision to cancel Donald Trump, Insurrectionist was a boon to the nation’s mental health. I don’t have any metrics to back that statement up,...
CNN reporter slaps down Pence's former chief of staff over continued election whining
If you’re a Republican and you don’t at least try to pretend the 2020 election was stolen from Donald Trump, you’re likely to be castigated—and...
In new poll, more Republicans blame Biden for Capitol riot than Trump
This is just a knee-jerk answer, right? “I know you are but what am I” is what we used to say on the playground when...
Trump's D.C. hotel nearly triples its rates for his 'second inauguration' on March 4
If you had any doubt that the Trump presidency was just an elaborate four-year grift, this story should dispel your quaint Pollyannish notions. Because their...
'Why is the president going to Delaware?' Oh, noes! They have Biden cornered now!
I get it. The media have a job to do. And for the first time in four years, the government doesn’t have a cabinet-level Department...
Oh, boy! Mike Lindell's MyInsaneElectionDocumentary is out! Oops, no it isn't!
I haven’t watched this whole thing. I might some day, when I’m done with all of Kirk Cameron’s Crocoduck videos. Or maybe 20 years from...
David Hogg to launch pillow company to compete with MyPillow
This may be nothing more than a clever trolling exercise, but I’m curious to see what becomes of it. x.@williamlegate and I are going to prove...
Oopsie! Smartmatic sues Fox News for $2.7 billion over its election fables
Justice? Did someone say there’s still some justice in the world? I was really starting to wonder. The New York Times: Rupert Murdoch’s Fox Corporation...
Trump team misspells 'United States' in their answer to impeachment charges, because of course
Even in exile* Donald Trump can’t stop fucking up and embarrassing the shit out of us. Whoever’s on deck this week to defend Trump in his...
A 'Stop the Steal' leader called for the execution of Trump's enemies weeks before Capitol coup
It still floors me that the federal government and law enforcement authorities weren’t ready for the Jan. 6 Capitol insurrection. I mean, anyone hanging out...
Trump advisor who promised to eat his shoe if Biden won is now refusing to do it
Trumpies put their feet in their mouths on the regular (or should, anyway; I suppose doing so actually requires some measure of self-reflection and shame),...
Mitt Romney: If Republicans want unity, there's one really obvious step they can take
During the 2012 election cycle I had a lot of fun with Mitt Romney before he eventually lost his presidential bid, strapped his dog to the...
Bernie's mittens meme raises $1.8 million for Vermont charities in just five days
Judging by the reaction on social media, you either love the ubiquitous Bernie mittens memes or you hate them. Personally, I find them charming—and they’ve...
Rudy has some things to say about Dominion's $1.3 billion lawsuit against him
I’m not sure what happened to Rudy Giuliani. I never liked him all that much to begin with, but once upon a time he seemed marginally...
MyPillow guy to appear on highly rated cable show to whine about being censored
Americans’ appetite for pusillanimous silver-spoon ninnies being as insatiable as it is, Tucker Carlson’s Fox News show is surprisingly highly rated. In fact, back in...
Giuliani witness and anthropomorphic rum hangover to run for Michigan House
Remember Mellissa Carone? Of course you do. She’s the crucial election witness who was so unhinged that Rudy Giuliani—who on a good day makes marginally...
Kevin McCarthy: Trump bears some responsibility for Capitol riot, but so do you, you snowflake lib
Mr. Naiveté is here to tell you he thought maybe, just maybe, the very people who suffered the brunt of Donald Trump’s bumblefuck putsch might stand firm...
'Trump will go down as a total failure': Proud Boys jump off the MAGA Train
I guess when your entire shtick is based on fantasy and lies, the people you lied to get upset when you fail to overturn your...
He Who Shall Not Be Named wants to start his own political party; finally, an idea worth backing!
He Who Shall Not Be Named (aka Chester Cheat-oh, aka the Abominable Showman, aka Fuckface McFuckington) now feels compelled to punish everyone, including the phalanx...
'My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over'
Donald Trump is no longer president. Next stop, perdition … x x YouTube Video And now … forward! x x YouTube Video x x YouTube Video...