I was at my local hipster coffee shop, where I was calling several members of the Deep State. Our plan for world domination completely hinges on getting people to say “Happy Holidays,” but Donald thwarts us at every turn. People now say “Merry Christmas” to me, completely on Trump’s orders, just to rub it in my…
Tag: thanksgiving
My great Thanksgiving political slugfest you missed
I’m somewhat active in a local veteran’s organization, which hosted a Thanksgiving potluck. The food was fantastic, and the people are fun to talk to—normally. There is a healthy range of political views, but there’s a couple of Trump fanatics. I made a promise to myself if I go this year, it will be to…
wasn't the war on Thanksgiving won when Plymouth Rock landed on us
“On July 4, 1834, Plymouth Rock was on the move again, this time a few blocks north to the front lawn of the Pilgrim Hall Museum. And once again, the boulder had a rough ride. While passing the courthouse, the rock fell from a cart and broke in two on the ground.” (www.history.com/…) He got the premise for this insanity by misinterpreting a faux…
Why didn't you fools tell me about the War on Thanksgiving?
I’m hurt, honestly. I thought we were simpatico. I mean, this is the biggest, most dynamic community of liberals, like, anywhere on the planet — and not a peep. And I’m really good at this kind of thing, believe me. I’ve ruined numerous Thanksgiving meals. Just ask my family. For starters, I’m an agnostic vegan and they’re all…
I'm confused Mr. POTUS*, are liberals supposed to prefer calling Thanksgiving, “Sock Rocket Day”?
How farcical is Trump making his reign. x Trump starts his rally by saying liberals don't want Thanksgiving to be called Thanksgiving— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) November 27, 2019 x Thanksgiving? We're too busy trying to give everyone healthcare, a good education, housing, a living wage and a clean environment to worry about whatever nonsense @realDonaldTrump…
Kitchen Table Kibitzing Friday: disproportionate commonality at the Thanksgiving table… Vape!
Kitchen Table Kibitzing is a community series for those who wish to share a virtual kitchen table with other readers of Daily Kos who aren’t throwing pies at one another. Drop by to talk about music, your weather, your garden, or what you cooked for supper…. Newcomers may notice that many who post in this…
will Spineless Trump's 'great and unmatched wisdom' be impeached by Thanksgiving in Turkey
x Sitting next to a couple in their 80’s as they talk about #Syria He adjusts his hearing aid as she says, “We’re abandoning the #Kurds who fought w us, now ISIS May make a comeback.†😬😬 — heather nauert (@HeatherNauert) October 7, 2019 Turkey roll. The dealmaking poobah failed again and there may soon…
