Oh no, she didn't.

This is remarkable. Ivanka tweets some gobbledygook about how daddy has reduced greenhouse gas emissions by nearly 10 percent last year.  This is a lie; the emissions drop she references is not from 2019, but 2020. Sneaky she is. And the drop in emissions is due to daddy’s ineptitude in dealing with a pandemic that has…

Ivanka tries for the Low-Info, High-Disinformation voters before she flees to NYC

Ivanka and her brother retweeted an edited video of a violent right-wing perpetrator left over from yesterday’s Unite the Right 2.0 MAGA demo. An unedited version of the video shows the real depth of carnage. Apparently they’re trying to corner the less-attentive part of the right-wing media audience, perhaps in the hope of running for political office. x…

Kushner Going Under the Bus?

Jared Kushner, wonder boy, prince of darkness, the “jar” part of Jarvanka, is getting some really bad press right now. Not about his many failures and his total unfitness for any of his many portfolios, but because Bunker Boy may finally have had it with him. Vanity Fair just put out this story:  “He’s Going…

Ivanka probably won't get to be POTUS, either… #ByeIvanka

Recalling that Jarvanka had the temerity to have a conversation in which they discussed the order in which they would serve as POTUS, Ivanka won’t be giving the Wichita State University commencement address. Ivanka Trump called out “cancel culture” Friday night after plans for her to give a virtual commencement speech were canceled. Wichita State…

fanboys simping for Kim Yo-Jong because semis haz 18-wheels

Unfortunately, this has the same context that 2016 had for MILFs and voting for Trump. The Twitter-verse is now making many basement dwellers hot for dictator-action. But is Ivanka Trump the Kim Yo-Jong of America? “Among the North’s power elite, Kim Yo Jong has the highest chance to inherit power, and I think that possibility…

Ivanka Saves Yalta Summit!

Historians were dumbfounded when newly uncovered evidence proved that the Yalta summit which defined post-World War II Europe was on the verge of failing when Ivanka Trump, who had dodged Nazi flak to parachute in, saved the day at the last minute. Reports that she accepted a Hero of the Soviet Union medal from Stalin…