Multibillionaire David Geffen wishes us well while 'avoiding the virus' on his $400 million yacht

And I thought Ivanka Trump’s faux camping trip with her kids in her posh living room was the most tone-deaf thing I’d see during the coronavirus crisis.

Yeah, great to know we plebes could help you out via Congress’ bailout bill. If I die, feel free to cut me up into chum so you can do some deep-sea fishing while you’re out there. I’m happy to help.

Needless to say, the peasantry was not amused:

— Bethany James Winn 🌹🔮 (@bethanyjameswin) March 28, 2020

— Roman (@roughtradeX) March 28, 2020

— Paloma_#RemoveandConvictTrump (@palomapoetry) March 28, 2020

— robin (@rjmgraham) March 28, 2020

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If this doesn’t put into stark relief the absurdity of allowing people to accumulate such obscene wealth, I don’t know what does. (According to Forbes, Geffen is worth $7.7 billion.)

I know I’m not speaking just for myself when I say, feel free to stay out there, David — long after the pandemic is over. 

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Aldous Pennyfarthing

In contrast to Donald Trump’s shambolic bearing, appearance, and comportment, Aldous J. Pennyfarthing is a natty hail-fellow-well-met and a gentleman.

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