Ivanka plays dumb in sworn deposition; Michael Cohen and ex-Melania crony call her out
Donald John Ignatius Caligulard Trump has had a lot of coffee boys for someone who only drinks Diet Coke. If you’re in the Trump orbit...
We've now reached the 'Ricky Schroder harassing Costco employees' phase of the pandemic
I’m not sure if this is an indication that the COVID pandemic is winding down or that civilization is. It might be both, honestly, but...
Well, what do you expect from this Florida Man?
xAllow me to introduce you to the Governor of Florida... pic.twitter.com/aimVnJhTPD— Wes Davis (he/him) (@WRKwithWes) April 17, 2020 This was from last year and after...
Despite Trump's constant fearmongering over shutdowns, suicides actually declined in 2020
During last year’s second presidential debate, Donald Trump made certain to note how horribly things were going on his watch: “We have to open our country,”...
McConnell is (not) a “Dumb Son of a Bitch”
OK, Moscow Mitch may have lost a bit of his edge lately, pulling lame stunts like biting the corporate hand that feeds him and then...
Conservatives have some really dumb new reasons for opposing D.C. statehood
It always seemed absurd to me that hundreds of thousands of U.S. citizens have no effective representation in Congress. And I’m not just talking about...
Lauren Boebert is so dumb she’s boosting the hashtag #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb
I don’t know, maybe this works for her. I’m not sure how Twitter’s trending topics actually become trending topics, but I can only assume that...
Georgia DA looking at Trump's alleged election interference recruits top racketeering lawyer
As much as I’d love to see Donald Trump in a prison cell, I’d like to see him in a dunk tank even more. I...
“No idea what he's doing”
It’s been a long and very busy week for me, hence why I haven’t been posting a lot of diaries. But I just wanted to...
TX-AG: Corrupt Idiot Attorney General Also Pulled A Ted Cruz (R) While Texas Froze During A Crisis
Texas really is full of dumb GOP fuckers: xNEW: Texas AG Ken Paxton left the state during the deadly power outages last week to meet...
Rep. Lesko (R-AZ) Thinks Hispanics Aren't Americans
Rep. Debbie Lesko of Arizona — a state which is over 30% Latino — wanted to amend the Biden administration’s plan for Covid-19 vaccinations so...
Rick Scott mailed me some dumb letter about the Covid money & I answered it. I usually delete.
Well, I will send one to old Rubio as well. Senator Scott, You are an embarrassment to the people of Florida and have been...
Trump's D.C. hotel nearly triples its rates for his 'second inauguration' on March 4
If you had any doubt that the Trump presidency was just an elaborate four-year grift, this story should dispel your quaint Pollyannish notions. Because their...
The “grievances fired by false narratives” fueled large short position on GameStop's space laser
Large hedge funds representative of fictitious capital aka “dumb money” got screwed by swarming reddit collective action. Numerous “redditors” caused a small scale version of (short)...
If you can you should probably pull back market investments now: Gamestop and its consequences
This really is not taking a position, but just recognition of what is going to happen tomorrow (maybe) and how this is going to impact...
GameStop, touting, and shorting are more like poking a bear
Not really a heist film, but a brief amusement worth another cinematic treatment of financial markets like Trading Places. If not, here’s a quick recap:...
“A single determined shooter could have turned the attack on the Capitol into a massacre”
The Rand corporation think-tank reports that there are bipartisan efforts to set up a 1/6 commission, but the reality is that there’s still so much fact-finding...
Trump has been impotently hate-watching Fauci, frustrated that he can't respond on Twitter
Since the Great and Powerful Ooze hopped in his hot air balloon and flew back to Mar-a-Lago without Dorothy and Toto, I’ve seen neither hide...
Transphobic Rapping Police Officer Offered Music Contract by President Trump
Just when you though Trump's trolling for votes couldn't get any more creepy. New Paltz Police Officer Robert Sisco uploaded a video of a rap...
Conservative 'National Review' on Trump: 'Well, that sucked'
Oh, this is beyond delicious. Like a giant tub of Red Vines cascading down my Twizzlers-hole like a … this simile has gotten away from me....
I can scarcely believe the dreck The Washington Post just published
The Washington Post is my go-to online news source — unless you count Daily Kos, of course, at which I loiter like a teenager contemplating his 11th Mountain...
Here's the ad that every Georgia Republican needs to see
I almost feel bad about using a crazy person to undermine the Republican Party, but then they’ve happily and willingly done that to themselves over the past...
Bang the Dumb Slowly
One of the cardinal sins of commentary writing is not to name-call or insult your readers with invectives. In this case, I am going to...
Here’s proof Fox News thinks its viewers are dumb, and inhumanely misinforming them even as …
Fox News continues its inhumane behavior as its narrative and messaging have likely caused the lives of many in its audience. Fox News is Damage...
Greg Palast discusses GOP fraud in the Georgia election. Trump fraud continues.
Investigative Reporter Greg Palast joins us to discuss the GOP fraud and voter suppression in Georgia. Trump continues scamming supporters. Greg Palast speaks Georgia election....
America's dumbest new senator could force every Republican in Congress to take Trumpian loyalty test
It’s rare when one’s surname so precisely comports with the actual contents of one’s head, but Tommy Tuberville is a rare bird indeed. Senator-elect Tuberville,...
Microaggressions and White Privileges
I was talking to a colleague yesterday and a word that has driven me crazy since its entrance into the lexicon in the last 20...
Banana Republicans
To define exactly what I mean: Banana Republicans: An exploitative party that functions purblindly, often reliant upon and disproportionately benefiting a corrupt individual with the...
“I put this guy in office. He’s there because of me,” Trump whines 1 hour and 40 minutes on fraud
The grievances continue as Trump imagines offences that only reinforce how much he was thought of as a danger to democracy. “We will find that...
Anti-Capitalist MeetUp Open Thread
I recently came across a typical Twitter argument about the CIA promoting modern art as propaganda. The usual distorting tweet-discourse occurred but what remained are somewhat paranoid discussions of...
previewing Trump's Saturday Nuremberg Rally
A loser’s victory rally, what a message. In his Valdosta, Georgia speech on Saturday Trump will essentially repeat his 46 minute Facebook rant from Wednesday with a...
Ron Johnson 'knows that Joe Biden won a free and fair election. He is refusing to admit it publicly'
Ron Johnson is easily the dumbest man in Washington whenever Louie Gohmert is off dry-humping the animatronic Eve at the Creation Museum in Kentucky. But...
new PA ruling makes it 1-39, but Trumpian innumeracy continues because they can't not be confused
Trumpists keep repeating wrong numbers, hoping that the reiteration will magically transform them into the official count. Wrong-O, but they’re continuing the legal maneuvering. This time a...
A “kraken of biblical proportions” ain't happening as Trump hopes his turkey pardon spreads
Trump celebrated a month and 26 days of asshat amateurism left by having a one minute briefing and taking no questions at the White House, but...
'Hannity' graphic labels Michigan's UP as Canada. (Sorry, Yoopers, Trump is still your pr*sident)
I’m originally from Wisconsin, and I always wondered why the UP wasn’t part of our state. I mean, look at it. It’s connected and everything....
the Coup that couldn't shoot down Fifth Avenue
CNN is now framing a narrative that Biden’s victory is inevitable, with “gap-closing” in several states perhaps to be resolved by tomorrow because of trending...
Manifestly losing his mind, Trump calls CNN 'dumb b*stards' for covering COVID
What? CNN is still talking about the COVID-19 pandemic? You’d think people are still dying by the thousands or something. From today’s superspreader jamboree in Arizona:...
Dr. Fauci 'absolutely not' surprised that Trump got COVID
Dr. Anthony Fauci, the guy Trump likes to disparage and ignore because he knows things, appeared on 60 Minutes last night, and it looks like...
Zombie Reagan got at least one vote in 2020
Lots of Meta on Friday, brought on by Mary Trump’s “crazy uncle”. xScoop w/ @ErinatThePost: Turned off by President Trump, Maryland’s GOP governor Larry Hogan...
Trump's lies are getting sillier, stupider, and staler. Last night's superspreader rally was a doozy
Stuart Spittle, the incredible shrinking candidate, was spinning the hits last night in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. Lies that have long since been debunked were pulled out...
The Daily Bucket–The West Side Gang moves in.
For 20 years, I’ve tracked the movements of herons and egrets where I’ve worked and walked. I’d been working at a golf course in Banks...
The Daily Bucket–Soros and my friends, the yellow jackets.
“Oyez! The Summer Session of Frog Court is called to order, Judge Jeramiah Bullfrog presiding,” honked the Bailiff, who was a Canadian goose. In strode...
Trump's Fountainhead: his debates are about post-election, where lies don't compound like interest
Other than delusions of victory, Trump is trailing and needs to win the debates. Yet Trump, as with his original 2016 plan, remains focused on surviving...
“Dumb” Biden is an “Experienced Debater”
The Malignant Mangoface, who can’t keep his lies consistent for two sentences, thinks he doesn’t need to prep for his first debate with Joe Biden....
Mary Trump: Donald will go 'farther than you can possibly imagine' to stay in power
We experienced a collective freakout two days ago when Donald Trump refused to commit to a peaceful transfer of power if he loses the November...
Former GOP Chair to Trump supporters: There is no need to get punked any longer
Former GOP Chair Michael Steele has a message to Donald Trump supporters. After deconstructing the president's trickery, he admonished them not to get punked again....
Republicans jumping off the ship, stop being punked by Trump. Will it be a landslide?
The exodus of people who know Trump intimately are leaving Trump and speaking up. The climate is there for a Democratic landslide they work it....
Joe Biden Vows Aggressive Campaign Schedule To Help Dem Senate Candidates In Battleground States
From CNN: Former Vice President Joe Biden reassured Senate Democrats he would mount a vigorous effort in the campaign's final stretch, barnstorming through key swing states and...
Irate Fmr. RNC Chair: The fact we have to beg people to wear a mask to save their dumb a$$. Crazy!
Former RNC Chair Michael Steele did not mince his words. He was discussing Trump's dismissing of blue states' outcomes with COVID-19. RNC Chair Michael Steele...
FL. Ignorant about masks and Covid. Warning if you are a mask wearer in Fl. Beware !
I know many are hearing the same thing in other states but here in Florida, it is ridiculous and with DeSantis heading the ignorance, the...
