The war on Xmas continues as Santas aren’t essential workers, but VP Pence is, ignoring the guidelines to quarantine after being exposed to not an insignificant number of staffers infected by COVID19. Elves and Mrs. Claus could still be included in the unemployment figures for vaccine promotion. Despair still must be defeated, but at what…
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stop water from reaching the ocean, vote Trump, because it's for the little tiny fishes
Will Trumpian domestic terror’s “strategy of tension” for the next decade ultimately be predicated upon the little tiny fishes, or the strawberries, or the tow target. “California is gonna have to ration water. You wanna know why? Because they send millions of gallons of water out to sea, out to the Pacific. Because they want…
welcome to equivalency-land, where niece Mary Trump won't endorse Donald, Bin Laden's does
The Silly Season is still in effect, but don’t forget to not wear white after Monday. x Osama bin Laden's niece has endorsed Trump so we decided to purchase https://t.co/8cDHMlm3YD.— MeidasTouch.com (@MeidasTouch) September 5, 2020 Some claim she resembles that famed Islamaphobe, Laura Loomer. @NoorBinLadin “America is the greatest, least racist country in the world, despite…
the guy who killed Bin Laden decides he can't be grabbed by Trump
Apparently double-tapping bin Laden doesn’t count as much for Trumpists like Mark Meadows, and even the guy who did it can’t be grabbed by Trump. x I do wear a mask, @Alyssa_Milano … this attempt at a joke did NOT go over well… https://t.co/LgQR6UzN0d— Robert J. O'Neill (@mchooyah) August 19, 2020 The former Navy SEAL…
“Delta has banned the Navy SEAL who killed Osama Bin Laden for refusing to wear a mask”
Apparently double-tapping bin Laden doesn’t count as much for Trumpists like Mark Meadows, and even the guy who did it can’t be grabbed by Trump. x I do wear a mask, @Alyssa_Milano … this attempt at a joke did NOT go over well… https://t.co/LgQR6UzN0d— Robert J. O'Neill (@mchooyah) August 19, 2020 The former Navy SEAL…
1st Murder Hornet Caught in Washington State but does not mean Trump will do better in swing states
Making an orange juice and rice wine trap for murder hornets doesn’t encourage thinking about the oncoming possibility that Washington State may also be a bellwether for Trump’s swing state strength. We all may be drinking more rice wine soon. Pray for Mantises. With murder hornets growing up to two inches long, they don’t fit in…
Trump's petty revenge fantasies have killed thousands but we're worried about that bruise
Like the Trump administration, four years of missed appointments and scheduling problems. Also there’s a film Trump has blocked for four years. Trump needs to rearm or he won’t win. You shouldn’t worry about the alligator that eats your limbs, worry about the one that eats the boat. x The fact that he has thin…
On the ground update: Acting DHS Secretary Wolf understates Portland crisis
Over the past 24 hours, Acting Department of Homeland Security Secretary Chad Wolf has faced a firestorm of criticism for his over-the-top rhetoric and grandstanding regarding the ongoing demonstrations in Portland, Oregon. In his memo justifying the deployment of federal marshals that neither the mayor nor the governor requested or wanted, the man supporters call…
Silly Season: Room Rater creates aesthetic scale for Skype/Zoom backgrounds
Room Rater is now being used as a throwaway line for happy-talk television, so this Twitter site that rates the backgrounds we use for our Skype/Zoom conversations now draws our attention. The reality is that most backgrounds are just that, even as their detail is a measure of the quality of the discourse. The pair of…
Trump tries to save the confederacy using QAnon because it fits his dominionist pandering
Trump wants Confederate spectacles, why else try to attack NASCAR because of its flag ban. The ultimate Confederate spectacle is the resilience of the lost cause narrative perhaps reinforced by the Jim Crow erection of monuments. It was amusing that the press tried to goad the WH Press Secretary into an admission that the Confederate stars and…
all those number 6's at the Villages, and Ghislaine made a Dead Pool
How good are the cameras at Rose M. Singer Center (Rikers for Women)? The goods: laundry, baggage, etc. and the tapes, oh so many tapes. Is the GOP “so far gone that even if Ghislane Maxwell implicates the President in child sex trafficking, they will find a way to excuse it, and his base won’t…
Trump thinks when he wears a mask he looks like the Lone Ranger, because Tonto is in the saloon
Trump still thinks COVID-19 will someday disappear, because for Trump, it’s always about “how it looks”. x Trump says he's not sure a mandate is needed, but “I'm all for masks,” and would wear one “in a tight situation with people.” He says “I sort of liked the way I looked” one time he wore…
St Louis couple stands their ground because mayor's demonstrators walk on their gated street
These Karens should have stayed in the armoire. Then again, can you trust the St Louis cops to protect your van Dyck or act like one. It’s only eight miles from Ferguson to reenact the Sack of Rome at your faux-palazzo. Money, guns, and lawyers Mark says it’s remarkable that they’ve mostly only had to replace art…
Trump is King Karen of the “liberal violence”
Because liberal violence is when one gets mask-shamed and it’s claimed to be no different than burning neighborhoods. x Let a thousand Willie Hortons bloom https://t.co/kLZ7FbPB4t — Warren Leight (@warrenleightTV) June 27, 2020 x Workers removed thousands of social distancing stickers before Trump’s Tulsa rally, according to video and a person familiar with the set-up…
disinfo 101: retreating from Twitter to where… Parler? (hahahahahaha…)
Apparently there’s RWNj demand for something that’s like Twitter but monetizes subscription scams and harvests influence among like-minded crazies. Parler is the RWNJ refuge from Twitter, like it makes much of a difference considering Twitter still allows Trump to tweet. So much work just so you can show reactionary “tongue-in-cheek” pictures of your guns and…
Idiocracy's idiomatics reign as Trump racist remarks get positive spin from the WH press secretary
Everybody was kung-fu fighting at the WH today. Those kicks were fast as lightning; in fact it was a little bit frightening, but they fought with expert timing. So much urination in the WH toilet but in the Brady briefing room, there is swimming in the former WH pool, as the propaganda flood level rises. This…
#IfDonaldTrumpIsReelected Stupidity in the Streets! Superspread the COVID! #GOPCowards
Now we know that choke-holds are only possible if there’s a risk to the police officer. Speaking of choking, Trump’s health and campaign continue their death march to November. A few people are already in line in Tulsa. x Why did Trump have a secretive, midnight run to Walter Reed Medical Center? It’s time we talk about it. #TrumpIsNotWell…
Trump on Friday said the “end result” of Abraham Lincoln's presidency was “questionable”
Trump tried to dog-whistle the lost cause for his base during an interview with Fox News last week. There are not fine people on “both sides”. DONALD TRUMP: I think I've done more for the black community than any other president, and let's take a pass on Abraham Lincoln, because he did good. Although it's always questionable,…
Why we must win: Fox News falls for a Monty Python bit regarding #CHAZ
Fox News, aside from photoshopping images from video and claiming that they are authentic stills, is simply run by idiots. Being devoid of journalistic ethics seems to be a feature in a Fox News propaganda operation unaware of boogaloos. Falling for stuff on Reddit is gravy. Apparently Fox News and the Daily Cellar(sic) believe that Seattle rapper…
“domestic terrorists run by 'radical left Democrats' have taken over Seattle”, STOOP THEM!
Trump claims that domestic terrorists run by “radical left Democrats” have taken over Seattle. #CHAZ is not exactly Paris 1968 or even 1871. Imagine Occupy as a street fair. Trump is relying on his alternate reality to keep him appearing like IMPOTUS*. Darn it, the oxymorons have liberated Seattle and nationalized Microsoft and Boeing… not. x Domestic Terrorists…