Trump golf resort joins liberals' War on Christmas, wishes everyone 'Happy Holidays'

I have to admit, I always forget about my War on Christmas obligations — which include buying the “Fuck Christmas!” cookies and hanging mistletoe over the latest amalgam of carbon atoms … Read More

Tie or Toss-Up? The GOP wishes it were, after possibly 224,000 deaths by Election Day

Trump said if there were 100,000 deaths, “then we’ll have done a good job”. Low-Information Individualism may continue among the Trumpist population to November. There will be more conflicts on … Read More

IA-Sen: Joni Ernst (R) Really Wishes She Could “Rub A Little Iowa Nice Off On Trump”

This is what Republican social distancing looks like: Iowa's junior senator, Joni Ernst, said Wednesday that while she would “love to rub a little Iowa nice off” on President Donald Trump, his … Read More

Trump wishes women reporters were more like '50s TV housewife Donna Reed

Donald Trump turned the loony spigot on to full blast for his recent interview with Rupert Murdoch’s New York Post, and boy did the cray-cray flow. In addition to claiming … Read More

Multibillionaire David Geffen wishes us well while 'avoiding the virus' on his $400 million yacht

And I thought Ivanka Trump’s faux camping trip with her kids in her posh living room was the most tone-deaf thing I’d see during the coronavirus crisis. x Under the … Read More

Idiot first couple confuses New Year's resolutions with birthday wishes

Happy new year! These people are morons: Question: What's your New Year's Resolution? First Lady Melania Trump: "Peace on the world." President Trump: "Peace is right but I'm not sure … Read More