Trump on coronavirus: ‘This is so unfair to me! Everything was going great'

The redoubtable Gabe Sherman has another missive from the bottomless bowl of Kooky Krunch that is the White House. As you probably guessed, Donald Trump thinks the coronavirus that’s circled the globe and killed 100,000 Americans and counting has been totally unfair … to His Majesty. Vanity Fair: As he headed into Memorial Day weekend, Donald Trump complained…

Idiot first couple confuses New Year's resolutions with birthday wishes

Happy new year! These people are morons: Question: What's your New Year's Resolution? First Lady Melania Trump: "Peace on the world." President Trump: "Peace is right but I'm not sure you're supposed to say a resolution out loud." #2020NewYear #NewYearsEve2020 pic.twitter.com/u9iJrXO5gf — The Hill (@thehill) January 1, 2020 REPORTER: How about your new year’s resolutions?…

She did better this Christmas but let's set the record straight.

The Christmas season is upon us and even the decorations get politicized.  I saw a commercial of Be Best Melania walking through her decorative WH theme this year.  I have to admit she did so much better than the bloody trees and spooky decorations of Christmas Trump past.    I started reading the comments of…

43 new sexual misconduct allegations detailed in upcoming Trump book

Well, you thought there were more grotesque stories out there. And, hey, you were right! Esquire has published an excerpt from the upcoming book All the President's Women: Donald Trump and the Making of a Predator by Barry Levine and Monique El-Faizy. The book relied on 100 interviews to paint an elaborate picture of Trump’s vile history with women,…

Melania still doesn't want to hold her husband's gross hand

Is this too petty, too picayune, too piddling an issue to make light of, even though it slings some well-deserved muck on the ocher abomination? Um … of course it isn’t. After all, this is the same guy who can’t stand to look at John McCain’s name and embarrasses a proud nation of 300 million souls…

Trump claims media Photoshopped alleged 'fake Melania' photos

So there’s a silly conspiracy theory making the rounds that’s worthy of Alex Jones at a neighborhood bath salts-tasting party. According to this theory, Melania Trump isn’t really Melania Trump in several recent high-profile photos. She’s #FakeMelania. A body double. Okay, then. Hey, we know it has to be nearly impossible to stand next to Donald…

Glenn Beck Wants Us to Write About “How Pretty” Melania Trump Is.

The United States Senate has installed a credibly accused attempted rapist with a fifty vote confirmation vote by senators representing fewer than 45% of Americans. Dr. Blasey Ford can still not return to her home due to continuing death threats by said attempted racist supporters … x Dr. Christine Blasey Ford's attorneys tell @kasie that…