“Happy birthday, sis! I’m just gonna tweet to this @tiffanytrump account, because that’s your name and I’ve obviously never sent you a message before, nor do I care enough to look up your actual Twitter account. P.S. Dad says hi. No, really. He does.” Whoopsie! x Happy birthday @tiffanytrump! Hope this year marks your best turn…
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Trump meltdown 55+ tweets. And Michelle Bachmann says, 'commies gonna collapse the US economy!'
We in big trouble. Trump says there’ll be more “pro-crime judges”. Michele Bachmann claims that Transgender Marxists Want To Elect Biden, Turn US Communist, And Create Digital Currency (because there are so many of them!) Because Trump is really going to try and define Kamala Harris as “further left than Bernie”? Good luck with that, Hombre….
Trump tweets attempt to distract us from his vulgarian reality, revealed by Michael Cohen
Trump’s desperation shows in attempting to try nearly anything, however inept he was in trying to confuse the public about voting by mail. Such wackiness is meant to avoid the oncoming publication of the Michael Cohen book. Similarly, Trump could appear to have won in a landslide with only 15% of the vote in on…
The late Herman Cain tweets that COVID-19 'not as deadly' as the fake news claims
Yes, that’s the same Herman Cain who literally died of COVID-19. In a now-deleted tweet, Herman Cain (or, rather, Herman Cain’s Twitter account) claimed that the fake news media has been overhyping the coronavirus. Because this is 2020, and absolutely nothing is too horrifying or stupid for 2020. A deleted tweet from Herman Cain’s Twitter…
Zombie Herman Cain tweets from beyond, will he vote absentee?
Herman Cain’s twitter account is now tweeting without acknowledging that he has passed away. Can verified accounts outlive their owners? Hopefully he won’t be requesting any mail-in ballots. Not exactly Timothy Leary but apparently 9-9-9 truly is an inverted version of 666 and reminds us that Herman Cain’s denial of COVID-19’s contagion proved to be fatal. x…
Trump tweets his lawyer John Dowd's letter to attack General Mattis
It’s getting weirder, now that Trump tweets a copy of his lawyer, John Dowd, attacking General James Mattis. Trump can still afford a lawyer to do his defaming for him, since Trump made up false tweets so far about Mattis. Unhingery abounds, not exactly Lenin and Trotsky, more like Abbott-Costello. The kayfabe has gotten more stupid…
White House adviser says Trump's racist tweets were meant to 'deescalate' violence
Remember this horrible, horrible pig-feces-lagoon of a tweet from three days ago in which the actual president of the United States suggested protesters should be shot by the police and/or the government because, unlike the protesters carrying assault weapons to state capitols to fight for their right to eat an entire Chili’s Awesome Blossom in one…
Chicago mayor Lightfoot's response to Trump's latest tweets 'begins with F and ends with You'
After Donald Trump peeled back another layer of decaying orange face rind last night to reveal still more maggots underneath, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot apparently decided enough was enough. In case you missed it, Trump tweeted this about the riots that have erupted in response to the killing of George Floyd at the hands of…
AK-Sen: Dr. Al Gross (I) Hits Trump Over His Idiotic Tweets To Fire Dr. Fauci
Received this e-mail from Dr. Al Gross’ (I. AK) U.S. Senate campaign: Dr. Al Gross (I. AK) Throughout the coronavirus pandemic, public health leaders like Dr. Anthony Fauci have stepped up to provide the public with information to keep them safe. During this crisis, we should look to leaders like Dr. Fauci who have years…
Right-wing radio host and Trump superfan tweets the dumbest f***ing thing you'll see today
Bill Mitchell, the host of YourVoice America, loves him some Donald J. Trump, and he’s got more than half a million Twitter followers hanging on his every Dadaistic dingleberry of wisdom. But … he clearly doesn’t know how averages work: Lookee! More than 4,000 people thought enough of this tweet to “like” it. And it got 1,400 retweets —…
TX-Sen: John “Blah Blah Blah” Cornyn (R) Keeps On Getting OWNED For His Idiotic Coronavirus Tweets
This fucking guy: Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) is under fire for what is being regarded as juvenile rhetoric while the Senate is in gridlock over a stimulus package. In a tweet on Sunday night, Cornyn sniped at Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) — who explained why Senate Democrats voted against a Republican proposal. “We…
Behold! The worst-aging tweet in the history of tweets!
This was Donald Trump on Saturday, pumping up a stock market that’s dropping faster than Americans’ jaws every time his poor man’s Mayor McCheese head shows up on their teevee screens: BIGGEST STOCK MARKET RISE IN HISTORY YESTERDAY! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 14, 2020 That tweet came following the market action on Friday, when the…
As wheels come off the country, Trump tweets, 'BIGGEST STOCK MARKET RISE IN HISTORY!'
First of all, you’d have to have a head full of sawdust to buy into this market right now. Secondly, the only reason the stock market rose by nearly 2,000 points yesterday is that it fell by more the previous day after getting pummeled half to death all week. In fact, on Thursday, the Dow…
Out of Tweets
Mr. President, crooked Covid, little-19, low energy corona, and fake-virus will not solve the problem. Donald Trump has met a problem he cannot solve with a convenient lie or a disparaging tweet. In desperation, he waived his tweeting obsession long enough to publicly call Washington state Governor Jay Inslee a “snake” in the middle of…
Know-nothing president tweets photo of himself fiddling while coronavirus churns
Um … x Who knows what this means, but it sounds good to me! https://t.co/rQVA4ER0PV — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 8, 2020 Do you really not understand how this looks? Do you really not get the historical reference? Seriously? Annnndddd … Twitter had some thoughts: x pic.twitter.com/tcoHGa2igw — Emily Phan (@CanadianFlags) March 8, 2020 x…
Trump campaign tweets 2004 picture of Air Force One at Daytona because they simply don't care
GOP political figures and organizations tend to be the ones caught using stock photographs because their grifting doesn’t respect its marks. It happened again yesterday with the manufactured spectacle at the Daytona 500. Was Brad Parscale anything but lazy in reposting a 2004 shot of AF1 from a different angle of a departure. x Here's the…
DoJ may reverse itself on Stone sentencing after Trump Tweets
Shocked, Shocked… will sentence leniency compel Trump to do more criming. x #RogerStone Senior DOJ official tells @CBSNews Department was shocked to see sentencing recommendation Stone case. This is not what was briefed to Dept. The Dept. believes recommendation is extreme, excessive, grossly disproportionate to offenses…#DEVELOPING— Catherine Herridge (@CBS_Herridge) February 11, 2020 x Even though Stone…
Trump tweets clip from 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' episode that ridicules him and his followers
I’m guessing Donald Trump has never actually seen an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm — because, well, Larry David is not a fan. And this clip doesn’t prove what he thinks it does: x TOUGH GUYS FOR TRUMP! pic.twitter.com/DbjZjGzLWU— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 11, 2020 Okay, if Trump wants to bask in the beatific aura…
Hillary tweets, 'I will do whatever I can to support our nominee'
For the record, Hillary Clinton is committing to support our 2020 candidate, whoever that may be: x I thought everyone wanted my authentic, unvarnished views! But to be serious, the number one priority for our country and world is retiring Trump, and, as I always have, I will do whatever I can to support our…
Biden's and Trump's farewell tweets to Booker show you everything you need to know about them
First up … Gallant: x Cory, you campaigned with joy and heart, and instead of just talking about bringing people together, you did it every day. You made our politics better just by running. Grateful to you and looking forward to your continued leadership.— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) January 13, 2020 And now … Goofus: x Really Big…