Zombie Herman Cain tweets from beyond, will he vote absentee?

Herman Cain’s twitter account is now tweeting without acknowledging that he has passed away. Can verified accounts outlive their owners? Hopefully he won’t be requesting any mail-in ballots. Not exactly Timothy Leary but apparently 9-9-9 truly is an inverted version of 666 and reminds us that Herman Cain’s denial of COVID-19’s contagion proved to be fatal. x…

Trump tweets his lawyer John Dowd's letter to attack General Mattis

It’s getting weirder, now that Trump tweets a copy of his lawyer, John Dowd, attacking General James Mattis. Trump can still afford a lawyer to do his defaming for him, since Trump made up false tweets so far about Mattis. Unhingery abounds, not exactly Lenin and Trotsky, more like Abbott-Costello. The kayfabe has gotten more stupid…

Behold! The worst-aging tweet in the history of tweets!

This was Donald Trump on Saturday, pumping up a stock market that’s dropping faster than Americans’ jaws every time his poor man’s Mayor McCheese head shows up on their teevee screens: BIGGEST STOCK MARKET RISE IN HISTORY YESTERDAY! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 14, 2020 That tweet came following the market action on Friday, when the…

Out of Tweets

Mr. President, crooked Covid, little-19, low energy corona, and fake-virus will not solve the problem.  Donald Trump has met a problem he cannot solve with a convenient lie or a disparaging tweet.  In desperation, he waived his tweeting obsession long enough to publicly call Washington state Governor Jay Inslee a “snake” in the middle of…

DoJ may reverse itself on Stone sentencing after Trump Tweets

Shocked, Shocked… will sentence leniency compel Trump to do more criming. x #RogerStone Senior DOJ official tells @CBSNews Department was shocked to see sentencing recommendation Stone case. This is not what was briefed to Dept. The Dept. believes recommendation is extreme, excessive, grossly disproportionate to offenses…#DEVELOPING— Catherine Herridge (@CBS_Herridge) February 11, 2020 x Even though Stone…

Hillary tweets, 'I will do whatever I can to support our nominee'

For the record, Hillary Clinton is committing to support our 2020 candidate, whoever that may be: x I thought everyone wanted my authentic, unvarnished views! But to be serious, the number one priority for our country and world is retiring Trump, and, as I always have, I will do whatever I can to support our…