Why didn't you fools tell me about the War on Thanksgiving?

I’m hurt, honestly. I thought we were simpatico. I mean, this is the biggest, most dynamic community of liberals, like, anywhere on the planet — and not a peep. And I’m really good at this kind of thing, believe me. I’ve ruined numerous Thanksgiving meals. Just ask my family. For starters, I’m an agnostic vegan and they’re all…

Trump Makes an Unannounced Visit to Walter Reed

Trump makes unannounced visit to Walter Reed Medical Center for ‘quick exam and labs,’ says White House President Donald Trump spent more than two hours at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland, on Saturday afternoon to complete “portions” of his annual physical exam, according to the White House. Interested in Donald Trump? Add Donald Trump as…

Trump appears to be guilty of yet another (financial) crime

Yes, I do realize that pointing out one more Donald Trump crime-’n’-lie is like posting a notification on Twitter every time you have to go to the bathroom. I mean, it’s just a given, right? But for what it’s worth, yeah, Trump appears to have skirted the law once again. I’ll let HuffPost White House correspondent S.V. Dáte take this one: x…

Trump: 'The people of Poland like me'; people of Poland: 'No, we don't'

You really can’t ask Donald Trump anything about world history — unless it’s which year and month Anna Nicole Smith appeared in Playboy — and expect a coherent answer. I’m guessing he’d be hard-pressed to identify which war he dodged, much less tell us anything about the history of Europe. So this question was just an attempt…

Trump's golf cheating is apparently getting worse

I don’t know much about golf. I do know Kim Jong Il got five holes in one — and shot a 38-under-par 34 — the first time he ever hit the links. Why do I get the feeling that the longer he’s our Dear Leader (not much longer, please), Trump will start to approach those rarefied heights?…

Trump's golf cheating is apparently getting worse (UPDATE)

I don’t know much about golf. I do know Kim Jong Il got five holes in one — and shot a 38-under-par 34 — the first time he ever hit the links. Why do I get the feeling that the longer he’s our Dear Leader (not much longer, please), Trump will start to approach those rarefied heights?…

Trump says he made Obama wiretapping accusation on 'a little bit of a hunch'

So how often do you make incendiary, slanderous accusations against former presidents based on an inkling? And would you do it multiple times (see: bullshit birtherism)? As we all remember, Donald Trump made a wild, completely unsupported accusation against Barack Obama back in March 2017, and now he’s admitting he did so “on a little bit…

Bookmakers taking bets on how many times Trump will lie tonight

The over/under is 3.5, which seems really, really low. Seems you could bankrupt a casino betting on Trump’s lack of candor. Then again, who’d ever be dumb enough to bankrupt a casino? From The New York Daily News: BookMaker, an offshore gambling house that claims 30 years in the business, is laying odds on how many…

Lots of bad news for Trump in latest NBC/WSJ poll

I wouldn’t wish what’s happening to Donald Trump on my worst enemy. Would I wish it on the country’s worst enemy? Oh, fuck yeah. This and more. (I’m still pondering what Trump’s punishment should be when/if he’s frog-marched out of the White House. I’m torn between pouring molten gold down his throat as an enduring metaphor…