The biggest leaker of them all: Jarvanka will throw all kinds of folks under the bus. Jarvanka thinks that because Barr prevented the Mueller report from reaching them, that they won’t at some moment be held accountable in the aftermath of the Trump regime’s attempt to destroy US democracy. They remain a target of opportunity. But…
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Trump occasionally hands phone to Ivanka during calls with foreign leaders, throws notes in burn bag
So the AP just published a rundown of Donald Trump’s infamous call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, and a few morsels of deeply weird Trumpfuckery stood out from the usual smorgasbord of garden-variety fucknuttery. For one thing, Trump doesn’t prepare — at all — for these calls. (Why should calls to foreign heads of state be different than anything…
Mark Hamill goes full Jedi on Jared and Ivanka
I’m actually more of a Star Trek nerd than a Star Wars nerd, but hey, I like ‘em both. And this made my midichlorian count soar. x You misspelled “Fraud.”#GoForceYourself https://t.co/ORY6eeyGgj— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) September 29, 2019 < p class=”is-empty-p”> And of course the Kushner spawn wants to dress as a stormtrooper. I mean, his…
Mnuchin says doing business with foreigners is okay for Trump's family, but not Biden's
Steve Mental Munchkin was on State of the Union with Jake Tapper this morning when, out of nowhere, the feculent fumes of rank hypocrisy suddenly filled the studio. Attempting to defend Trump’s clearly impeachable attempt to strong-arm Ukraine’s president into investigating Joe Biden, Mnuchin swallowed hard and proceeded to tie himself into a series of soft, salty pretzels….
D.C. media's dirty little secret: It has no idea what's happening inside Trump's White House
Donald Trump's new White House press secretary hasn't given a single press briefing since she was appointed in June, and the odds are she never will. No briefing has been held there in more than 150 days, as Trump moves to drastically cut off the fourth estate’s access. It's just another example of how reporters…
A cultish turn. Women of all political leaning spending tons on surgery to be Ivanka
This is one of the strangest stories I have ever read. It is one thing to want to look your best. Key word being YOUR best not someone else’s best. We are all outrunning the grim reaper and trying to feel youthful and be our best, I thought. I was wrong. OUR own best being the…
Report: Kushner viewed Trump presidency as an opportunity to dig himself out of debt
Like father-in-law, like son-in-law. Jared Kushner, the Borg queen’s consort, apparently planned to use his role as Donald Trump’s second, somehow even more faulty brain to relieve the debts his company accumulated after buying a steaming hot pile of failure at 666 Fifth Avenue in Manhattan. That’s according to a new New York Magazine profile on Ivanka…
Ivanka congratulates new PM of the United 'Kingston'
Like father, like daughter, I guess. Pour yourself a piping hot mug of covfefe and take a gander at this: x Saving before it gets deleted: “United Kingston” pic.twitter.com/GrKJ6yGgbJ — Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 23, 2019 Whoa, this is already the best part of an otherwise incredible day! The Derp Dynasty just keeps on chuggin’….
Trump: Ivanka and Jared have 'sacrificed a lot' to work in White House
What exactly have they sacrificed? Goats? Because that at least would be marginally believable. x President Trump: “I thought Ivanka was amazing at the G20, & I'll tell you the foreign leaders loved her and they just think she's great. She's very smart and she's done a great job. She sacrificed a lot. Ivanka & Jared…
Congress to probe Kushner's and Ivanka's use of personal email for official government business
As our thin-plated dictator prepares for the most jingoistic circle jerk in history on July 4, his daughter Ivanka and son-in-law Little Lord Fauntleroy are facing new questions about their use of private email for official government business. The guy who couldn’t get a security clearance on his own and the woman who probably loves…
When will people learn to stop taunting AOC on Twitter? Another 'giant' falls
Piers Morgan thought he could best Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Twitter, which is a little like a chewed legume challenging Usain Bolt to a footrace. Needless to say, it didn’t go well. For him. After AOC mused on Twitter that maybe — just maybe — our country should leave diplomacy to diplomats instead of ceding the…
Eric Trump apparently thinks Obama was president in 2008
Hoo-boy, the Trump kids are doing their level best to embarrass themselves the past few days. Yesterday, a video of Ivanka Trump attempting to speak authoritatively about something other than handbags went viral. And now Eric Trump is tweeting nonsense. Care to go for the trifecta, Don Jr.? Or maybe Tiffany wants to get in a…
Tillerson talks to House committee about Kushner's meddling, Trump's reluctance to confront Russia
When it comes to heroism in the current government, there’s a pretty low bar. Rex Tillerson may not have had any business serving as secretary of state to begin with, but he allegedly called Donald Trump a “fucking moron,” and so he’s kind of a hero to me. Sort of like The Penguin betraying the Joker…
How cute! All of those Trump eggs are starting to “Hatch”!
Now, this really warms the cockles of my heart. According to new reporting in The Hill, The Pampers President isn’t the only one having trouble keeping his mind on the task at hand. It seems like a lot of his subordinates and lackeys are having problems on keeping their own personal and political opinions to themselves at work too. According…
Kushner: Mueller probe more harmful than Russian attack, which amounted to 'some Facebook ads'
Looks like Little Lord Fauntleroy is toeing the Trumpian line, and then some. Today, he noted that the investigation into Russia’s ratfucking of our Democracy was way worse than the ratfucking itself. Because … well … uh … take it away, Boy Kush. Yahoo! News: “If you look at what Russia did, you know, buying some Facebook ads…
The Trump Clan Goes Hollywood!
I’m not just some hack you know. A couple of interviews n a radio program gave me an entre to the entertainment industry, and I’m going to use it. Through a few well placed sources I’ve learned that no matter how much Hollywood may hate Trump, they’re not going to turn their backs on a…
New Jarvanka book: Couple views Air Force as their own personal travel service
A new book on Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, titled Kushner Inc., is due out next week, and excerpts are starting to leak like the cranial fluid from Donald Trump’s head. The book, by journalist Vicki Ward, includes several revelations, including that “Ms. Trump and Mr. Kushner wanted to control who could travel on trips…
CNN: Trump pressured John Kelly to give Ivanka a security clearance, too
Guess the ‘vanka half of Jarvanka is unfit to know government secrets, too. CNN: President Donald Trump pressured his then-chief of staff John Kelly and White House counsel Don McGahn to grant his daughter and senior adviser Ivanka Trump a security clearance against their recommendations, three people familiar with the matter told CNN. The…
Vanity Fair: Everyone inside the White House hates Trump
Well, why should they be any different than the rest of us? From the redoubtable Gabriel Sherman at Vanity Fair: Morale inside the White House, never high to begin with, has turned particularly bleak, according to interviews with 10 former West Wing officials and Republicans close to the president. The issue is that many see…
Inauguration planner expressed concern about inflated Trump hotel charges 'when this is audited'
Hope you’re enjoying your Trump Corruption Advent calendar. Sometimes I wish they’d space the scandals out a bit more so I can really savor each one. I like Christmas cookies and Trump legal peril as much as anyone, but I can’t gorge on them like this nonstop without getting a headache. Yesterday we found out…
Jared and Ivanka stand to profit bigly from real estate tax break they lobbied for
Unbelievably, Jared Kushner has not brought peace to the Middle East (I’d desperately hoped Israelis and Palestinians might sign an accord agreeing that Kushner is 97 percent colostomy bag and 3 percent human, and that peace would blossom from that historic rapprochement, but no dice.) Still, like an idiot savant whose preternatural talent is money-grubbing, he’s managed…
China gives preliminary approval to 16 Ivanka Trump trademarks
Openly. Corrupt. From The Washington Post: Ivanka Trump-branded semiconductors and voting machines? In China? That’s an odd, if remote, possibility after Chinese trademark regulators awarded preliminary approval for 16 trademark applications from the president’s daughter and White House senior adviser, online Chinese government filings show. The approvals by Beijing on Oct. 13 were notable for…
Ivanka Trump for UN Ambassador. Woot! Woot! Updated with Trump statement.
Every time you think it can’t get any more stupid, the moron train just keeps chugging down the tracks. With the sudden announcement of UN Ambassador Nikki Haley resigning from her post, there is some chatter in the media of Ivanka Trump actually replacing her. Why am I not amazed? And why am I not surprised…
Ivanka's Fashion Line Exempted from Trump's Chinese Tariffs (Yes, Really)
Has this contemptible carney family stopped even bothering to try to appear non-corrupt? Ivanka Trump‘s clothing manufacturing company will be exempt from new proposed tariffs against China. Just like Donald Trump’s mass-produced cheap clothing, Ivanka Trump’s fashion line is completely manufactured in China. Now, Trump officials swear that there was a carefully thought-out “algorithm” to determine who would get tariffs…