I’m swimming in so much schadenfreude today I may have to hire Jerry Falwell’s pool boy to clean up after me. There’s the Falwell news, the Eric Trump news, the RNC shitshow to come and now … holy shit, what fresh hell is this? Yahoo! News: Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, Melania Trump's former friend and adviser, is set…
Category: IvankaTrump
Lincoln Project: “Evil” – featuring Jared
with lots of pictures including the Donald and Ivanka as well it is tough and gets very personal, featuring among other things the testing “plan” making Blue states suffer deaths from Covid, describing that as deliberate and pre-meditated response to virus “incompetent” saying to call it what it is, then repeating the clip of Trump…
Mary Trump says Ivanka is worse than useless: 'She doesn’t do anything'
Sun on the patio, a bit of weed, some Daiya vegan cheesecake, and a pinch of piquant Ivanka schadenfreude. It appears that Donald Trump isn’t the only Trump Ms. Mary Trump is less than impressed with. Ivanka, it appears, has been found wanting beneath the gimlet-eyed gaze of the One and Only Smart Trump. In a…
Trump trots out Ivanka to tout new focus on 'skills-based' hiring; no, seriously
Uh … dude. Come on. x Today, President @realDonaldTrump will sign an executive order to transform the federal hiring process—and replace one-size-fits-all, degree-based hiring with skills-based hiring. More from @IvankaTrump: pic.twitter.com/W8xhiyCRBy— The White House (@WhiteHouse) June 26, 2020 IVANKA FRIGGIN’ TRUMP, FOR FUCK’S SAKE: “President Trump has always been a champion for the American worker and…
Kushner wants a card-sized GOP platform that could fit in your pocket
Well, not your pocket — an irredeemable dipshit’s pocket. But you already knew that. Because Jared Kushner has done such a bang-up job with the coronavirus crisis, the opioid crisis, and Middle East peace, of course Republicans want to put Ivanka’s third-favorite dildo in charge of more things. I’ve heard of people failing upward before, but…
Howard Stern: 'The people who are voting for Trump … he wouldn’t even let them in a f*cking hotel'
Howard Stern knows Donald Trump about as well as anyone can. Trump appeared on Stern’s radio show numerous times and never failed to make an ass out of himself. Whether it was agreeing that his own daughter was a “piece of ass” or insisting he could do math when he couldn’t, Trump always took the opportunity…
Former Kushner employee writes scathing critique of Boy Blunder's COVID-19 response
Elizabeth Spiers, who now serves as chief executive of the Insurrection, a progressive digital messaging firm, once worked for Jared Kushner as editor-in-chief of the New York Observer, a newspaper Boy Kush purchased when he was a callow 25-year-old — much younger, though equally as naive and gormless, as the callow 39-year-old he is today. Well, she…
The Council to Reopen America: 6 rich white men and the president's daughter
I feel better already. The A-Team. pic.twitter.com/FIw2fKqgwR — Mark Horowitz (@MarkHorowitz) April 13, 2020 Let’s see, we’ve got Mark Meadows, reliable Trump flunky and the new acting White House chief of staff; Ivanka Trump, the pr*sident’s daughter and a noted exploiter of low-wage Chinese labor; Jared Kushner, the know-nothing fopdoodle Trump has entrusted with proving his…
Kushner was reportedly the source of Trump's 'they don't need 30,000 ventilators' ravings
The redoubtable Gabriel Sherman has another missive from the Festering Wing of the Blight House, and it’s yet another eye-opener. For starters, blunderkind Jared Kushner was apparently the source of Donald Trump’s late-night raving about New York not needing as many ventilators as Gov. Andrew Cuomo insists they do. Vanity Fair: In recent days Kushner has…
Trump reportedly angry at Kushner over coronavirus screw-ups
The redoubtable Gabriel Sherman has yet another dispatch from the D.C. extension of the Trump Clown School. This time, it appears that Grampa Rage Diapers is peeved at his son-in-law, who insinuated himself into the White House CoronaShitShow last week and made a right mess of things. Vanity Fair: “In the last 48 hours [Trump]…
Jared Kushner is crowdsourcing U.S. coronavirus response on Facebook with help of brother's in-law
And you were worried Donald Trump didn’t have a handle on this. Jared Kushner, having already ended the opioid epidemic and brokered Middle East peace, is now working on the COVID-19 crisis. Saying he’s in over his head would be an understatement. But he’s on it, folks! Don’t worry. Because Facebook isn’t only good for Candy…
The Nation endorses Sanders
The Nation endorses Sanders, if only because of the coalescing of so-called moderates around Joe Biden. #BlueNoMatterWho not because Ivanka Trump has finally registered as a Republican, but if only because Sanders broke up Public Enemy. GOTV if only because some MSM (still) believe that “liberals pinned their hopes on (Ivanka) as a bridge within the…
Former WH ethics chief: It was nice of taxpayers to sponsor Ivanka's corporate trip to Dubai
Ivanka Trump spent the weekend in Dubai to escape her father’s grotesque ogling do something or other obliquely related to her White House advisory role promote the Trump International Golf Club. x Trump International Golf Club in Dubai is promoting its anniversary celebration on Instagram during @IvankaTrump's United Arab Emirates trip. Eric & Don Jr.'s travel…
State Department went on witch hunt to find out who liked Chelsea Clinton's anti-Trump tweet
It really kills Donald Trump that the U.S. doesn’t have labor camps to send truculent dissenters to. If he had his way, no doubt Chelsea Clinton would be hauling Chicken McNuggets up the White House Grand Staircase 24/7 like a Sherpa, as fitting punishment for being far too smart to support Donald Trump. So knowing…
No Kissinger and telling: Ivanka and the Steele dossier author in 2007
Apparently Ivanka Trump was not married when she first met then MI6 operative Steele, Christopher Steele. We are reminded that in the 1990s, Donald did see himself as a “James Bond” character, even if we now know him more like an Austin Powers one. x BREAKING: ABC News can confirm that the Trump “family member†referenced…
Jane's Drug Boats, because radar and market demand
Drug dealers do the kind of architecting that Ivanka Trump is so fond of quoting. The same style of drug smuggling boat appears in more than one ocean. Forbes magazine wonders why. This operational question is much like the rules governing US sales of Javelin missiles specify that they can only be located in western Ukraine…
Jarvanka is at Individual-1's side, because nepotism has too many syllables
The biggest leaker of them all: Jarvanka will throw all kinds of folks under the bus. Jarvanka thinks that because Barr prevented the Mueller report from reaching them, that they won’t at some moment be held accountable in the aftermath of the Trump regime’s attempt to destroy US democracy. They remain a target of opportunity. But…
Trump occasionally hands phone to Ivanka during calls with foreign leaders, throws notes in burn bag
So the AP just published a rundown of Donald Trump’s infamous call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, and a few morsels of deeply weird Trumpfuckery stood out from the usual smorgasbord of garden-variety fucknuttery. For one thing, Trump doesn’t prepare — at all — for these calls. (Why should calls to foreign heads of state be different than anything…
Mark Hamill goes full Jedi on Jared and Ivanka
I’m actually more of a Star Trek nerd than a Star Wars nerd, but hey, I like ‘em both. And this made my midichlorian count soar. x You misspelled “Fraud.”#GoForceYourself https://t.co/ORY6eeyGgj— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) September 29, 2019 < p class=”is-empty-p”> And of course the Kushner spawn wants to dress as a stormtrooper. I mean, his…
