It really kills Donald Trump that the U.S. doesn’t have labor camps to send truculent dissenters to. If he had his way, no doubt Chelsea Clinton would be hauling Chicken McNuggets up the White House Grand Staircase 24/7 like a Sherpa, as fitting punishment for
Apparently Ivanka Trump was not married when she first met then MI6 operative Steele, Christopher Steele. We are reminded that in the 1990s, Donald did see himself as a “James Bond” character, even if we now know him more like an Austin Powers one. x BREAKING:
Drug dealers do the kind of architecting that Ivanka Trump is so fond of quoting. The same style of drug smuggling boat appears in more than one ocean. Forbes magazine wonders why. This operational question is much like the rules governing US sales of Javelin missiles
The biggest leaker of them all: Jarvanka will throw all kinds of folks under the bus. Jarvanka thinks that because Barr prevented the Mueller report from reaching them, that they won’t at some moment be held accountable in the aftermath of the Trump regime’s attempt
So the AP just published a rundown of Donald Trump’s infamous call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, and a few morsels of deeply weird Trumpfuckery stood out from the usual smorgasbord of garden-variety fucknuttery. For one thing, Trump doesn’t prepare — at all — for these calls. (Why
I’m actually more of a Star Trek nerd than a Star Wars nerd, but hey, I like ‘em both. And this made my midichlorian count soar. x You misspelled “Fraud.”#GoForceYourself https://t.co/ORY6eeyGgj— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) September 29, 2019 < p class=”is-empty-p”> And of course the Kushner
Steve Mental Munchkin was on State of the Union with Jake Tapper this morning when, out of nowhere, the feculent fumes of rank hypocrisy suddenly filled the studio. Attempting to defend Trump’s clearly impeachable attempt to strong-arm Ukraine’s president into investigating Joe Biden, Mnuchin swallowed hard and proceeded
Donald Trump's new White House press secretary hasn't given a single press briefing since she was appointed in June, and the odds are she never will. No briefing has been held there in more than 150 days, as Trump moves to drastically cut off the
This is one of the strangest stories I have ever read. It is one thing to want to look your best. Key word being YOUR best not someone else’s best. We are all outrunning the grim reaper and trying to feel youthful and be our
Like father-in-law, like son-in-law. Jared Kushner, the Borg queen’s consort, apparently planned to use his role as Donald Trump’s second, somehow even more faulty brain to relieve the debts his company accumulated after buying a steaming hot pile of failure at 666 Fifth Avenue in Manhattan.
Like father, like daughter, I guess. Pour yourself a piping hot mug of covfefe and take a gander at this: x Saving before it gets deleted: “United Kingston” pic.twitter.com/GrKJ6yGgbJ — Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 23, 2019 Whoa, this is already the best part of an
What exactly have they sacrificed? Goats? Because that at least would be marginally believable. x President Trump: “I thought Ivanka was amazing at the G20, & I'll tell you the foreign leaders loved her and they just think she's great. She's very smart and she's done
As our thin-plated dictator prepares for the most jingoistic circle jerk in history on July 4, his daughter Ivanka and son-in-law Little Lord Fauntleroy are facing new questions about their use of private email for official government business. The guy who couldn’t get a security
Piers Morgan thought he could best Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Twitter, which is a little like a chewed legume challenging Usain Bolt to a footrace. Needless to say, it didn’t go well. For him. After AOC mused on Twitter that maybe — just maybe — our
Hoo-boy, the Trump kids are doing their level best to embarrass themselves the past few days. Yesterday, a video of Ivanka Trump attempting to speak authoritatively about something other than handbags went viral. And now Eric Trump is tweeting nonsense. Care to go for the trifecta,
When it comes to heroism in the current government, there’s a pretty low bar. Rex Tillerson may not have had any business serving as secretary of state to begin with, but he allegedly called Donald Trump a “fucking moron,” and so he’s kind of a hero
Now, this really warms the cockles of my heart. According to new reporting in The Hill, The Pampers President isn’t the only one having trouble keeping his mind on the task at hand. It seems like a lot of his subordinates and lackeys are having problems on keeping their own
Looks like Little Lord Fauntleroy is toeing the Trumpian line, and then some. Today, he noted that the investigation into Russia’s ratfucking of our Democracy was way worse than the ratfucking itself. Because … well … uh … take it away, Boy Kush. Yahoo! News: “If you look
I’m not just some hack you know. A couple of interviews n a radio program gave me an entre to the entertainment industry, and I’m going to use it. Through a few well placed sources I’ve learned that no matter how much Hollywood may hate
A new book on Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, titled Kushner Inc., is due out next week, and excerpts are starting to leak like the cranial fluid from Donald Trump’s head. The book, by journalist Vicki Ward, includes several revelations, including that “Ms. Trump and
