“Happy birthday, sis! I’m just gonna tweet to this @tiffanytrump account, because that’s your name and I’ve obviously never sent you a message before, nor do I care enough to look up your actual Twitter account. P.S. Dad says hi. No, really. He does.”
For the record, here’s Tiffany Trump’s official blue-checked Twitter account.
And, yes, she’s just as awful as the rest of them. Well, maybe not quite as awful. But, yeah. Awful.
This family just exudes competence, doesn’t it?
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