“Happy birthday, sis! I’m just gonna tweet to this @tiffanytrump account, because that’s your name and I’ve obviously never sent you a message before, nor do I care enough to look up your actual Twitter account. P.S. Dad says hi. No, really. He does.”
For the record, here’s Tiffany Trump’s official blue-checked Twitter account.
And, yes, she’s just as awful as the rest of them. Well, maybe not quite as awful. But, yeah. Awful.
This family just exudes competence, doesn’t it?
“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!
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