Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, this is rich. CNN: Newly installed panels from the US border wall fell over in high winds Wednesday, landing on trees on the Mexican side of the border.
The flailing Trump presidency continues on its inept trajectory. Jared will be blamed when the wall is not built. President Trump has put his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, in charge of overseeing the construction of the border wall, The Washington Post reported Monday. Current and former administration officials told the
This is good: These Berliners sent Trump a 2.7-ton piece of the Berlin Wall in protest of his own proposed wall at the U.S.-Mexico border pic.twitter.com/dp1DKubCAu — NowThis (@nowthisnews) November 9, 2019
Okay, a couple days ago I dispatched a missive telling y’all that an 8-year-old had climbed a replica of Donald Trump’s “impenetrable” wall. And it was the funniest shit I’d ever heard in my everlasting giggle-fucking-fest of a life. Until the following. The guy who
It’s like entire new galaxies full of stupid are being discovered every day. So Trump has touted his wall as being “virtually impenetrable.” Which to me sounds like you’d need a special X-Men superpower to get through it. Ah, but no. It’s literally child’s play. After
So in case you were wondering if Donald Trump could come up with something dumber than killing hurricanes with nuclear weapons … well, you have your answer. Enjoy this bonkers shit from The New York Times: The Oval Office meeting this past March began, as so
Oh, schadenfreude, you are my very favorite of all the freudes. So you may have heard that those guys who raised money on GoFundMe for a small chunk of easily passable wall actually started building said chunk on Memorial Day weekend. Thing is, they didn’t
Donald Trump played the New York media like a fiddle for decades, even successfully masquerading as his own PR flack on several occasions. So he probably thought it would be just as easy to fool the national media after he entered politics. But it’s been a
Because Donald Trump loves the vets so, so much. The AP: The Pentagon is planning to tap $1 billion in leftover funds from military pay and pension accounts to help President Donald Trump pay for his long-sought border wall, a top Senate Democrat said Thursday.
Sen. Graham, whatever Donald Trump has on you, it can’t possibly be more embarrassing than the stuff you’ve been saying on TV. Just let the photos of you wearing a gimp suit while slathered in Crisco and vanilla sprinkles get uploaded to your Facebook account.
Who breaks a butterfly on a wheel? Trump and his minions. Here are reproductions of posts and narratives from the website of the National Butterfly Center, covering their demonstration and march yesterday. An earlier march. The National Butterfly Center Facebook page has video of yesterday’s
They wanted a president who would run the country like his business. Oh, they got it. And now everyone gets to suffer. From NBC News: President Donald Trump is blocking a measure to give back pay to federal contractors affected by last month's government shutdown as part
Remember that guy who somehow managed to parlay a single red paper clip into a house through a series of canny trades over the course of a year? Yeah, Donald Trump is the opposite of that guy. If Trump keeps tripping on his dick like
x Done. Solved. Cool.. you guys just stay there forever… thanks… let us know if you see anything 😂 https://t.co/lU9tfvLO5K — Hal Sparks (@HalSparks) February 11, 2019 x When do you think they’ll start a GoFundMe for snacks? — Ms. Defy (@Dubalicious1971) February 11, 2019
Donald Trump shut down the government for 35 days for a pouch of magic beans and a participation trophy, and Americans appear to have noticed. On several measures, respondents to the latest NBC/WSJ poll now see him as the noisome, tumescent clump of flop sweat
Greg Sargent, Washington Post reporter and principal writer for the Post’s influential Plum Line Blog, today tweeted out an interesting thread on how the MSM tried for all its worth to equate drumpf’s damaging to the nation as a whole, spiteful, and ultimately futile government shutdown with Speaker
x Jon McNaughton tackles the wall… slats pic.twitter.com/vzcxz5qHs9 — Schooley (@Rschooley) January 26, 2019 x If rain threatens that dude is not outside — Grudge (@grudging1) January 26, 2019 x I have traveled 2000 miles and I find myself unable to traverse this three foot
I could post the entire transcript of Donald Trump’s Rose Garden address, but what’s the point? It all boils down to this: “We’re ending the government shutdown, blah blah blah, lie lie lie, I’m a huge fucking loser.” And if that’s too detailed for you, basically
From CNN: The White House is preparing a draft proclamation for President Donald Trump to declare a national emergency along the southern border and has identified more than $7 billion in potential funds for his signature border wall should he go that route, according to
A new CBS News poll has a lot of bad news for Trump and the Republicans: Americans overwhelmingly believe, by a margin of 71 percent to 28 percent, that funding a border wall is not worth a government shutdown. By a margin of 47 percent
