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Category: Wall
Trump brags about wall he didn't build blocking COVID from country with far fewer cases than we have
Hey, guess what! Mexican immigrants spread disease! That’s why we need a wall! Or so says this moist, donkey-brained twit who’s scarcely said a true thing in three and a half years. (Second tweet) x Imagine overseeing a coronavirus outbreak that has resulted in more than twice as many people in your country dying as…
A day after WaPo wrote about people penetrating Trump's wall, Trump claimed it's impenetrable
During the Sad Man Rambles Show yesterday, Donald Trump brain-farted out something about his vanity wall, which has evoked a steady stream of lies and misinformation since he first claimed Mexico would pay for it. At around minute 37 of his speech — while most of the White House press corps was thinking about the leftover…
Trump administration nabs counter-Russia cash to help build southern border wall
Having spectacularly failed to deliver on every POTUS’ tacit promise that he wouldn’t try to kill us all, Donald Trump is desperately trying to keep one of his oldest and stupidest promises: He WILL build a pointless, expensive, easily traversed wall on our southern border, and our military will pay for it. According to Bloomberg,…
Portion of Trump's impenetrable border wall blown over by the wind
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, this is rich. CNN: Newly installed panels from the US border wall fell over in high winds Wednesday, landing on trees on the Mexican side of the border. The area is part of an ongoing construction project…
for Trump's still unbuilt wall, he went to Jared
The flailing Trump presidency continues on its inept trajectory. Jared will be blamed when the wall is not built. President Trump has put his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, in charge of overseeing the construction of the border wall, The Washington Post reported Monday. Current and former administration officials told the Post that Kushner has taken the lead on the wall…
A climber scaled a replica of Trump's 'impenetrable' wall … while juggling
Okay, a couple days ago I dispatched a missive telling y’all that an 8-year-old had climbed a replica of Donald Trump’s “impenetrable” wall. And it was the funniest shit I’d ever heard in my everlasting giggle-fucking-fest of a life. Until the following. The guy who invited the 8-year-old has now summoned more climbers. “Numerous people”…
8-year-old climbed over replica of Trump's 'impenetrable' wall; an adult did it in 40 seconds
It’s like entire new galaxies full of stupid are being discovered every day. So Trump has touted his wall as being “virtually impenetrable.” Which to me sounds like you’d need a special X-Men superpower to get through it. Ah, but no. It’s literally child’s play. After Trump bragged that his wall was “virtually impenetrable,” Rick Weber, co-founder…
NYT: Trump wanted a moat along border wall 'stocked with snakes or alligators'
So in case you were wondering if Donald Trump could come up with something dumber than killing hurricanes with nuclear weapons … well, you have your answer. Enjoy this bonkers shit from The New York Times: The Oval Office meeting this past March began, as so many had, with President Trump fuming about migrants. But this…
One of the idiots behind the GoFundMe border wall could be going to jail
Oh, schadenfreude, you are my very favorite of all the freudes. So you may have heard that those guys who raised money on GoFundMe for a small chunk of easily passable wall actually started building said chunk on Memorial Day weekend. Thing is, they didn’t get the permits they needed and were eventually shut down….
Trump fumes over lack of recognition for his imaginary accomplishments
Donald Trump played the New York media like a fiddle for decades, even successfully masquerading as his own PR flack on several occasions. So he probably thought it would be just as easy to fool the national media after he entered politics. But it’s been a much choppier ride than he expected, and there simply aren’t…
Pentagon looking to use military pay and pension funds for Trump's wall
Because Donald Trump loves the vets so, so much. The AP: The Pentagon is planning to tap $1 billion in leftover funds from military pay and pension accounts to help President Donald Trump pay for his long-sought border wall, a top Senate Democrat said Thursday. Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Ill., told The Associated Press, “It’s coming…
Lindsey Graham says Kentucky students are better off with a border wall than a new school
Sen. Graham, whatever Donald Trump has on you, it can’t possibly be more embarrassing than the stuff you’ve been saying on TV. Just let the photos of you wearing a gimp suit while slathered in Crisco and vanilla sprinkles get uploaded to your Facebook account. Who cares at this point? I’d much rather look at…
Bulldozers V. Butterflies
Who breaks a butterfly on a wheel? Trump and his minions. Here are reproductions of posts and narratives from the website of the National Butterfly Center, covering their demonstration and march yesterday. An earlier march. The National Butterfly Center Facebook page has video of yesterday’s march and demonstration. www.facebook.com/… The bulldozers have already begun site clearance…
This sounds familiar: Trump plans to stiff federal contractors hurt by shutdown
They wanted a president who would run the country like his business. Oh, they got it. And now everyone gets to suffer. From NBC News: President Donald Trump is blocking a measure to give back pay to federal contractors affected by last month's government shutdown as part of a bipartisan agreement to avert another federal closure, a…
Chris Hayes succinctly demonstrates how Trump is the worst negotiator ever
Remember that guy who somehow managed to parlay a single red paper clip into a house through a series of canny trades over the course of a year? Yeah, Donald Trump is the opposite of that guy. If Trump keeps tripping on his dick like this, by the time it’s all over he’s going to…
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x Done. Solved. Cool.. you guys just stay there forever… thanks… let us know if you see anything 😂 https://t.co/lU9tfvLO5K — Hal Sparks (@HalSparks) February 11, 2019 x When do you think they’ll start a GoFundMe for snacks? — Ms. Defy (@Dubalicious1971) February 11, 2019 x I thought Chick Fil A has been quieter than…
Wow, these new Trump poll numbers are in the sewer
Donald Trump shut down the government for 35 days for a pouch of magic beans and a participation trophy, and Americans appear to have noticed. On several measures, respondents to the latest NBC/WSJ poll now see him as the noisome, tumescent clump of flop sweat and spray-tan solution that he is: By 47 percent to…
Greg Sargent Details How Pelosi Had to Overcome Charges of Bothsiderism to Make Trump Cave.
Greg Sargent, Washington Post reporter and principal writer for the Post’s influential Plum Line Blog, today tweeted out an interesting thread on how the MSM tried for all its worth to equate drumpf’s damaging to the nation as a whole, spiteful, and ultimately futile government shutdown with Speaker Pelosi’s principled and ultimately harmful to nothing but drumpf’s fragile…
