Newsmax turned Matt Gaetz down for a job, further humiliating the concupiscent putz
It’s probably a good thing that Matt Gaetz keeps getting chastened like this. I don’t want him to get a big(ger) head. I mean, how...
Congressman threatens the government, Linda Curtis of League of Independent Voters speak.
Linda Curtis of the League of Independent Voters of Texas: We need a new political paradigm. Matt Gaetz getting wilder as he threatens the government....
AOC: “I used to work as a bartender. These are… people that I threw out of bars all the time.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene has tried to pick an actual fight with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and continued to accuse Ocasio-Cortez, Omar and Tlaib of being terrorist sympathizers, calling them the “#JihadSquad.”...
Kushner might “go through some things” at the Gaetz of heaven
Roger Stone Says He Took ‘Not a Dime’ From Anyone Seeking Trump Pardon, but that may not have anything to do with @ProjectLincoln buzzing about something happening...
Calgary Cruz heads south, admits he's a corporate lackey. Matt Gaetz falls under that party bus.
In a Wall Street Journal op-ed, Ted Cruz admits he’s a corporate shill but like Matt Gaetz’s procurer, Joel Greenberg, prior crimes don’t count if you...
Sorry, Republicans. You're basically just Matt Gaetz now
Just as the COVID-19 pandemic transformed the country and Donald Trump transformed his body into a Carl’s Jr. grease trap, Trump himself has all but...
If Republicans Tell you They are Cowards…
Americans should listen to the rational Republicans willing to publicly lift the scales from their eyes, who say their brethren are cowardly. Current and former...
Trump reportedly refused to meet with Matt Gaetz in wake of scandal
I’ve watched a lot of mob movies, so I know it’s a really bad sign when the boss refuses to see you. (Question: If a...
Gaetz of Hell-no: it wasn't me, it was the… wait for it… Deep State!
Gaetz made a speech to a Trumpist women’s group at previous guy’s Doral golf club, because that’s the best previous guy can do. The Group W...
Minerva @ Midnight: Venmo receipts and an enemy at the Gaetz
Is Matt Gaetz a stalking horse for the even more extensive crimes of the previous guy, whose silence so far is staggering. A plea deal...
'I am sure Matt Gaetz is not feeling very comfortable today': Gaetz pal's lawyer hints at reckoning
I’d like to say Matt Gaetz has taken an epic fall from rarefied heights, but who are we kidding? This is the guy who sarcastically...
The GOP and TrumpWorld appear to be bailing on Gross Gaetz
I’m not sure what Matt Gaetz expected. After all, the only exercise Donald Trump ever gets involves golf, languorous coitusTM, and throwing former “friends” under...
Economics: The Key to Voter Justice
It is exceedingly disturbing that media outlets are playing the game of ‘Where’s QAnon,’ searching to unravel the GOP’s puzzle of voter restrictions. The use...
Gross Gaetz's communications director bails as the slimy walls keep closing in
It would be tough to find any Republican having a worse week than Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz. I mean, the poor man is being dragged through...
Minerva @ Midnight: 1941 was a bad year like 2020, then there's Gaetz's friend Molly
Actually, had Spielberg reduced the running time, the film 1941 might have been a classic. The classic film history teaching exercise would be to edit it down...
Gross Gaetz reportedly showed members of Congress photos of women he'd slept with
If I were a betting man, I’d wager that Matt Gaetz’s head is filled with equal parts brain matter, nougat, Nickelodeon slime, and unidentified ooze. I’d...
Can't say that it Gaetz better, considering he's facing time for something, something
Diverting information foregrounds the developing investigations of Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL). The pattern is familiar, defenses that try to construct logical fallacies in preparation for...
Oh, Matt, Matt, Matt. This tweet really didn't age well
This Matt Gaetz scandal is probably a good thing for our country. If his head got any bigger, it might rip a hole in space-time....
12 members of the #SeditionCaucus just refused to honor Capitol Police for protecting them on 1/6
Inside the Capitol, the Sedition Caucus cowered from the mob. Immediately after the insurrection attempt, they carried out the rioters work by trying to overthrow...
'If masks and social distancing don’t work, then what the hell happened to the flu?'
Though my spot on the introversion spectrum lies somewhere between Kleenex box-wearing Howard Hughes and urine-collecting Howard Hughes (and as I continue to age, I’m on...
House 'GQP' congeals around its leaders
The Trumpist GOP identifies its allegiances. Nice to see Philip Bump using DKos data. Eleven members of the House Republican caucus took the unusual step Thursday...
Force votes – put them on the record
While I totally agree that a certain new Representative from Georgia should at least be stripped of her committees — and realistically should be expelled...
NJ governor calls Matt Gaetz 'Matt Putz,' says, 'You are not welcome in New Jersey'
On Thursday night, Matt Gaetz and his plus-one (i.e., his giant fucking head) attended a Young Republicans gala in Jersey City, New Jersey. Needless to say,...
Two deaths in Florida from COVID-19 (one in Matt Gaetz's district). Miami cancels Calle Ocho.
The first deaths on the East Coast from COVID-19 happened yesterday in the Sunshine State, according to the Florida Department of Health. One death...
Matt 'DUI Arrest' Gaetz gets slapped down after bringing up Hunter Biden's past drug use
I don’t want to bury the lede, so … Back in my drinkin’ days in Wisconsin, they used to say that if you woke up...
Florida man thinks he's on Fox News while being interviewed on CNN
At the end of an interview by CNN’s Christopher Charles “Chris” Cuomo, U.S. Representative and Trump sycophant Matthew Louis “Matt” Gaetz II (R-FL-1) addressed Cuomo...
GA-Sen B: Sean Hannity Now Jumping In To Screw Up The GOP's Chances Of Holding Onto This Seat
Earlier this week, I highlighted how one of Trump’s favorite loyalists was jumping in to screw up the GOP’s chances of holding onto retiring U.S....
GA-Sen B: Trump's Favorite Florida Man To Help Screw Up The GOP's Chances Of Holding This Seat
In case you forgot, there’s a special election next year to hold the seat of retiring U.S. Senator Johnny Isakson (R. GA), who is leaving...
LOL. Matt Gaetz Kicked Out of Fiona Hill Deposition Because He's Not On the Relevant Committees.
https://twitter.com/AlexNBCNews/status/1183757343965749248? https://twitter.com/FranticAntics/status/1183758089977241600? https://twitter.com/pocantico98/status/1183757980208005125? https://twitter.com/dumptimer/status/1183758700600872961? https://twitter.com/durrati/status/1183764234993393664?
You Got Shamed Yesterday. An Open Letter to FL-1
I’m not going to waste my time with Matt Gaetz. He’s not worth the keystrokes, and besides, my eyes only let me type for so...
ROTFLMAO. Matt Gaetz Aspires to Be “The Conservative AOC.” Twitter Larfs.
drumpf lick-spittle, professional impaired driver and Russian bot wrangler Matt Gaetz, like many in the GOP, has a love to hate relationship with the Democratic Representative for New York’s...
