Well, it’s not quite the same as drowning in a shallow pool of his own flop sweat, but anything that irritates this gormless, tumescent-headed, retrograde fuckstick delights me.
His mood darkened as soon as he walked into his members-only club Mar-a-Lago, three days before Christmas, according to multiple sources. The changes to his private quarters, many of which were overseen by his wife, first lady Melania Trump, were not to President Donald Trump's liking, and he was mad about it, according to a source familiar with the President's response.
Several weeks in the works, the renovations, undertaken to make the approximately 3,000-square-foot space feel larger and updated in preparation for the Trumps post-White House life, didn't appeal to Trump's aesthetics, according to his reaction. Trump was also displeased with other renovations at the property, the source said, not just in the living space.
“He was not happy with it,” said the source, who noted several loud, one-sided conversations with club management almost immediately ensued.
It was Melania Trump, and her interior decorator, Tham Kannalikham, who selected many of the details on the renovations, however, not Mar-a-Lago staff, a fact of which Trump was well aware.
Let me guess. Not enough gold leaf. And not enough fake magazine covers with Trump’s perfect geometrical cube of a head on them. And I assume they removed the slop trough that allowed him to eat McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Burger King, and KFC all at the same time.
It’s good to be the king — until you’re deposed, it seems.
Also, what does he care what the living quarters at Mar-a-Lago are like? He’s going to be living in the White House after Sidney Powell releases the Kraken, at last fulfilling his sacred promise to the American people to never, ever golf.
Or at least that’s what he told us. And, as we all well know, Donald Trump never, ever lies.
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