Trump coup lawyer Lin Wood will need to complete mental health evaluation to keep his license

You’ve probably seen a lot of Lin Wood—the unsung/unhinged hero of the Georgia Senate runoff elections—in the past couple of months. Along with fellow Salted Nut Rolls Sidney Powell and … Read More

Dominion plans to sue Sidney Powell 'imminently,' and may sue Trump as well

Sidney Powell, the cray-cray-kraken lawyer, has been pretty loose with her tongue when it comes to, you know, slander. And now, one of the entities she’s (allegedly) slandered over and … Read More

Trump reportedly 'angered' by renovations at his post-presidential villain's lair

Well, it’s not quite the same as drowning in a shallow pool of his own flop sweat, but anything that irritates this gormless, tumescent-headed, retrograde fuckstick delights me. CNN: His … Read More

Barr slaps down Trump again, this time over Hunter Biden and election 'fraud'

You may have heard over the weekend that Donald Jizz-O-Matic* Trump has reached the pre-bunker phase of his months-long post-presidential pout. Several news outlets reported that Trump hosted weirdo dead-enders Sidney … Read More

Trump Threatens SCOTUS with “Disruption” If They Don't Take His Case

Trump is once again asking the Supreme Court (PDF) to overturn the Pennsylvania Supreme Court’s multiple rulings on the mail-in ballots in the election. Rick Hasen on Election Law blog … Read More

NYT: Trump considered making Sidney Powell a special counsel to investigate 'voter fraud'

How is it possible that my respect for Donald Trump can still be diminished on December 19, 2020? As COVID-19 kills more than 3,000 Americans a day and Russia basically … Read More

Trump's ex-super lawyer Sidney Powell alleges fraud in Michigan county that doesn't exist

It’s not rivulets of dung cascading down the ruddy cheeks of Narnia’s mayor, but it’s pretty effing embarrassing nonetheless. Sidney Powell, the super lawyer who was too insane even for Trump, … Read More

Trump reportedly concerned his lawyers are 'fools that are making him look bad'

Noooooooooooo! That is some prodigious perspicacity on the part of BLOATUS. (Sorry, alliteration aficionados. I prefer “BLOATUS” to “POTUS.” So suck a sack of silly string.) NBC News: The president … Read More