Trump Wants Giuliani and Dershowitz as His Defenders
2021-01-10
It’s pretty much a given now that sometime between Monday and Wednesday, the House will pass and send to the Senate an article of impeachmentContinue Reading
Eric Trump Is Right For Once: 'The MAGA Movement Is Going Nowhere' But Straight to Hell!
2021-01-06
The morning after Democrats succeeded in gaining the majority in the Senate with the election of Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff, Donald Trump showed upContinue Reading
Giuliani Goes CRAZY(er) Over Being Investigated – By the Trump Justice Department
2020-12-22
For a month and a half now, Donald Trump has been whining petulantly because he lost the presidential election to someone he considers “the worstContinue Reading
They caught a dead person voting near Philly! (for Trump, that is)
2020-12-21
This had to happen, because I have not laughed nearly enough about Trump’s feckless fraud fucknuttery quite yet. They found fraud! Near Philly! A fakeContinue Reading
NYT: Trump considered making Sidney Powell a special counsel to investigate 'voter fraud'
2020-12-19
How is it possible that my respect for Donald Trump can still be diminished on December 19, 2020? As COVID-19 kills more than 3,000 AmericansContinue Reading
Pro-Trump attorney submits legal document 'under plenty of perjury'
2020-12-19
You know, if these people weren’t literally trying to destroy the most powerful and influential democracy in the history of the planet, this shit might beContinue Reading
Rudy's star witness: 'The Obamas funded that Wuhan lab to make COVID'
2020-12-09
So you probably heard that Benito Shit-giggles is trying to overturn our election, and he’s sent Four Seasons Total Lawyering founder Rudy Giuliani out toContinue Reading
Rudy Giuliani has COVID-19
2020-12-06
Apparently, Rudy Giuliani’s seminar on “How to Get COVID Without Really Trying” is complete. He has it. Apparently, crazy pills do not ward off viruses.Continue Reading
Trump's cray-cray (possibly drunk) star witness just completed probation for a computer crime
2020-12-04
Earlier this morning, Rudy Giuliani’s star Michigan witness Mellissa Carone probably thought she’d be best known for acting like a woman in an Iron MountainContinue Reading
Hilarious video helps Rudy Guiliani's 'star' witness go viral for all the wrong reasons
2020-12-03
Trying to pick the lowest point of Rudy Guiliani’s election hearing in Michigan is a challenge. There was the racist woman who said we need voterContinue Reading
Rudy's Pettysburg address went exactly as you'd expect
2020-11-25
I took a break from watching Rudy: The Rudy Giuliani Story just now to check out some of Mayor NutFiddles’ “hearing” in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. TheContinue Reading
Trump reportedly concerned his lawyers are 'fools that are making him look bad'
2020-11-23
Noooooooooooo! That is some prodigious perspicacity on the part of BLOATUS. (Sorry, alliteration aficionados. I prefer “BLOATUS” to “POTUS.” So suck a sack of sillyContinue Reading
Even Geraldo thinks Rudy is nuts
2020-11-20
The guy who basically invented American crassness and stupidity is calling out Rudy Giuliani for being uncommonly crass and stupid. Geraldo Rivera, who left anyContinue Reading
LOL! Rudy wants $20,000 a day to lead Trump's 11th hour windmill battles
2020-11-17
Chattering-toy-chimp-without-the-cymbals Rudolph Giuliani reportedly wants top dollar for his feckless attempts to overturn the 2020 election, which Joe Biden comfortably won. According to a reportContinue Reading
One of Rudy's key witnesses at 'The Four Seasons' was a sex offender, because of course he was
2020-11-09
Loopy shrunken apple head Rudy Giuliani has been at the vanguard of Donald Trump’s farewell unreality tour — a lurid spectacle that reached its zanyContinue Reading
Borat issues statement 'defending' Rudy Giuliani
2020-10-23
Ha ha ha ha! Oh, Rudy. Your diseased brain keeps me endlessly entertained. Borat responds to, you know, that thing that happened. x Borat speaksContinue Reading
Pete Buttigieg eviscerates Fox News once again
2020-10-23
He’s making a habit of this, and I love it. Who ever said Democrats shouldn’t appear on Fox News? How else are its viewers everContinue Reading
Rudy may go to prison despite all that Russian pandering
2020-09-17
Rudy Giuliani hasn’t kept his gaslight under a bushel, but may get prosecuted, not for his quasi-espionage or actions supporting Trump’s re-election, but simply for defraudingContinue Reading
Rudy returns with a coronavirus take nearly as stupid as Trump's Clorox cure
2020-04-24
When last we saw Rudy Giuliani, he was either getting locked out of his own phone or scouring Ukraine for the Chili’s placemat Jesus wroteContinue Reading
Lindsey Graham: DOJ has created 'process' for Rudy to hand over Biden conspiracy theories
2020-02-09
Wait, didn’t we just have a big impeachment trial over this? Oh, never mind. The culprits got away with it. Of course, this is aContinue Reading
