previous guy lies low because he really wants back on Facebook, not because of snitches

Previous guy always expects the loyalty of mob silence Omertà, even when he throws everyone under the bus, it’s part of his personality disorder. The real goal for his relative silence … Read More

GQP claims Dems coming for your hamberders because Climate Crisis

More GQP spotted owl-isms, riffing on culture war again because Moscow Mitch claimed last year that the Democrats’ nanny-state will regulate 'how many hamburgers you can eat'. Now GOP governors are beefing … Read More

“Their stupid is always bigger than their evil” in an ex-POTUS's hope for military coup

Banana Republic is not yet a bankrupt concept in America, although it is being sorely tested. Trump’s 1/6 coup counted on the numbers of RWNJs in the US military, including … Read More

we're also quite happy that a former POTUS* is off social media

Trump aide who slipped an abortion pill into a girlfriend’s smoothie claims Trump is happier. The reality is that there may be a Trump sockpuppet account in Parler anyway, but … Read More

Brad Parscale claims Trump the Martyr will gain ‘Super Powers’ after 2nd impeachment trial

It must be the bubble-living swamp rats who will determine the badge of honor for Trump, a candidate who’s had at least five campaign managers. Then again martyrs usually die. … Read More

1/6 evidence destruction as the Internet is forever

“Lies of a feather flock together” “I think there is a very fair question here whether moderators of The Donald destroyed evidence that would aid law enforcement investigation." https://t.co/bLXNZ8fXvt — … Read More

A 'Stop the Steal' leader called for the execution of Trump's enemies weeks before Capitol coup

It still floors me that the federal government and law enforcement authorities weren’t ready for the Jan. 6 Capitol insurrection. I mean, anyone hanging out at Parler for five minutes … Read More

Trump coup lawyer Lin Wood will need to complete mental health evaluation to keep his license

You’ve probably seen a lot of Lin Wood—the unsung/unhinged hero of the Georgia Senate runoff elections—in the past couple of months. Along with fellow Salted Nut Rolls Sidney Powell and … Read More

virtue/vice signaling: 1/6/2021 as the GOP LARP of the Trump era

Democracy is an afterthought for Trumpists. Whether it’s the “sense of style” or “good men knowing their limitations” the movie character of Dirty Harry played by Clint Eastwood resembles the … Read More

Parler, Girly Headsman, and Lord Dampnut bump their heads on a bar, and L'il Wayne gets a pardon

Stranger and stranger, as Donald Trump Jr. thinks he doesn’t need a pardon. x Parler is back up, and being hosted by “DDOS GUARD” out of Russia. If that's not … Read More

“‘I Answered the Call of My President’: Rioters Say Trump Urged Them On” …debunking the Big Lie

The Big Lie must be thoroughly erased. This delusion is unfortunately the trope deployed as a grand commodity for a national grift that could last until 2024. In the more immediate … Read More

I can scarcely believe the dreck The Washington Post just published

The Washington Post is my go-to online news source — unless you count Daily Kos, of course, at which I loiter like a teenager contemplating his 11th Mountain Dew Baja Blast refill on a … Read More

on national TV, POTUS* told people to come to the Capitol and stop ballot counting. Follow the money

Further investigation coming as the reality emerges. The Capitol police officer was killed because he was beaten to death, not a heart attack as originally reported. Foreign money supported at least … Read More

FBI report issued day before riots warned of 'war' at the Capitol

Who could have ever predicted this? I mean, who other than anyone who glimpsed at Parler for five minutes or saw Donald Trump speak before his horde of whiny orcs? … Read More

Go Bigly and Go Home, Trump: Final Draft of Article of Impeachment #2

History moves forward as the final draft of the Second article of Impeachment has been made available. This article of impeachment against President Trump accuses him of “incitement of insurrection” for … Read More

Post to my conservative friends trying to go to Parler

I belonged to a Veteran group on Facebook. The administrator came on and said because of “Big Tech” conspiring against conservatives, he would move to an alt-site like Gab or … Read More

Scenes from the bunker: Trump plans unironic trip to Alamo, Texas; still furious about Twitter ban

Donald Trump is ending his presidency the way he began it—as a squishy wad of id that just can’t get over how unfairly it’s been treated. Because he has the … Read More

not a lot of time but plenty of evidence, just like the last impeachment if 45 gets “more unstable”?

Impeachment and insurrection part deux on deck for next week, even as there’s now mixed messaging on the part of Pence invoking the 25th Amendment. Lots of banality of evil … Read More

The goal still was to overturn the election. Much more than a sore loser, Trump.

There is a Wall Street Journal report that Trump’s pressure on a top federal prosecutor in Atlanta to resign was part of a broader push by President Trump to overturn the state’s … Read More

Trump tries to sock-puppet Twitter as social media compels him to threaten a new platform

Darn that Big Tech, it’s like the Deep State decided to merge with it and become mega-kleptocracy. Appropriately the new platform could be called “Trump”, and like Parler, access your … Read More

Trump permanently suspended from Twitter. Bye Felicia!

Twitter has finally and permanently suspended @realDonaldTrump from its platform. Bye Felicia.  x After close review of recent Tweets from the @realDonaldTrump account and the context around them we have permanently suspended … Read More

Trump gets a lifetime Twitter ban

How about a double shot of Schaden-Friday? This is the big one, folks. (Well, impeachment is the big one, but honestly, this probably stings him even more.) x In the … Read More

The NAACP points out the rank hypocrisy

Once again, shocking but not all that surprising. Hasn’t anyone in the federal government ever glimpsed at Parler? And the NAACP is pointing out the unbelievable hypocrisy in all this. … Read More

Loeffler vows to not concede, because that's the new GOP stupid, but things have changed…

Pardon the quick post, but it’s 2am here and I have a few thoughts I need to get down before I try to sleep—which I won’t. Kelly Loeffler has never … Read More

MAGAs mad at Walmart over 'sore loser' Twitter comment; now #BoycottWalmart is a thing

Is this like conservatives abandoning Twitter for Parler?  Actually, no. Sounds a bit more like people threatening to move to Canada if we pass “socialized” medicine. Because, uh, where the … Read More

Former GOP candidate wants Trump to refuse to leave White House; now wouldn't that be fun?

Laura Loomer is an Islamophobic nut who lost her long-shot bid to represent Florida’s 21st Congressional District by a whopping 20 points, despite (or maybe because of?) an endorsement from … Read More

Parler turns on Moscow Mitch after he congratulates Biden

Mitch McConnell acknowledged President-elect Joe Biden’s Electoral College victory earlier today and KABOOM … you knew this was coming. In MAGA-land you can say a satanic cabal of Democrats is harvesting the … Read More

The Bridges of Edison County emerge in the Trumpist parallel universe, aka The Phantom Zone

“It has all gone too far,” Trump continues to raise money off a highly confused grift, and still remains unindicted. x Edison County must be where Trump has been keeping … Read More

some Georgia Trumpists vow to destroy the GOP if Trump doesn't win. Like that's a bad thing?

RW logic at work: They’re so angry at GA Governor Kemp that they might urge a GOP voter boycott of the Senate Runoff in January or even write in Trump’s name. You … Read More

Londo Cotton's a proud good ole boy with a necessary evil that Trump promoted because 'heritage'

Antifa is a candy and a breath mint. I know because you’re soaking in a floor wax and a dessert topping. x Slave masters weren’t just an idea but apparently … Read More

disinfo 101: retreating from Twitter to where… Parler? (hahahahahaha…)

Apparently there’s RWNj demand for something that’s like Twitter but monetizes subscription scams and harvests influence among like-minded crazies.  Parler is the RWNJ refuge from Twitter, like it makes much … Read More

Trump wants to shut down Twitter and national economic forecasts … what a day!

Trump looks for another distraction using the Twitter fact-check of his misinformation, hunting for some lawfare disruption, even as he withholds economic forecasts. Can’t fact check anything like an economic … Read More