Trump's ex-super lawyer Sidney Powell alleges fraud in Michigan county that doesn't exist

It’s not rivulets of dung cascading down the ruddy cheeks of Narnia’s mayor, but it’s pretty effing embarrassing nonetheless.

Sidney Powell, the super lawyer who was too insane even for Trump, is ratcheting up the kookaburra cray-cray a notch, now that she’s no longer restrained by the bounteous gravitas of Rudy Giuliani.

The Trump legal strike force, which used to include Powell before she unwisely wrote Hugo Chavez into her script, has been metaphorically falling down manholes for weeks now, and this may be the cherry on top of the shite sundae.


The Detroit Free Press:

An election lawsuit by Sidney Powell, President Donald Trump's former lawyer, cites a witness who claims to have seen something strange with the votes counted in Michigan's Edison County.

Here's the thing: You can't point to Edison County on your Michigan hand. And not because it's in the Upper Peninsula.

Because, well, there is no Edison County in Michigan.

“In another case for Edison County, MI,” the claim reads, “Vice President Biden received more than 100% of the votes at 5:59 EST on November 4, 2020 and again he received 99.61% of the votes at 2:23 PM EST on November 5, 2020. These distributions are cause for concern and indicate fraud.”

Nope, they just indicate incompetence and stupidity on the part of this budding Barry Zuckerkorn.

How much more comical can this farce possibly get?

Oh, how ‘bout this much more comical?



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Good God. 

It will be nice to have an adult back in charge, because this country has been feasting on Hostess Ding Dongs and lies for four years now. A balanced meal would be a nice departure. Maybe we could even eat a salad and sit quietly for a few minutes.

How does that sound? 

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  • December 1, 2020