Shtick-POTUS* – Trump is all about the rallies, it's why he doesn't know anything about bounties

Haberman calls it “A re-election effort adrift, at once paralyzed by Mr. Trump’s erratic behavior yet also dependent on him to execute his own Houdini-like political escape.” And Yet Tucker Carlson may be planning his ascendancy to the 2024 GOP nomination only partially assuming Trump’s loss this year: “The moment Trump leaves, they will attack him,” he said. “They’ll…

Ivanka probably won't get to be POTUS, either… #ByeIvanka

Recalling that Jarvanka had the temerity to have a conversation in which they discussed the order in which they would serve as POTUS, Ivanka won’t be giving the Wichita State University commencement address. Ivanka Trump called out “cancel culture” Friday night after plans for her to give a virtual commencement speech were canceled. Wichita State…

Child POTUS refusing to unveil Obama's presidential portrait at White House

I’d like to believe that, in a closet or an attic somewhere, there’s a portrait of Donald J. Trump that’s emotionally maturing at a normal human pace, even as the heap of callow adipose sliming the Resolute Desk remains eternally stuck in neutral. Because shit like this is, well, not normal. A decades-old White House tradition…

rule by Slender Man: the de facto POTUS* rules

Waiting for de jure to be impaneled in a time of tactical chaos, free of strategic thinking, Jared Kushner is Slender Man, de facto POTUS* of the not-so-deep, shallow state. “Jared is running everything. He’s the de facto president of the United States,” a former White House official told Vanity Fair’s Gabriel Sherman, Throughout the coronavirus pandemic, President Donald Trump…

Trump's the worst POTUS* since Buchanan, but better in the original gibberish

​ It's almost like the United States has no President – we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck everyone! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 20, 2014 With his catastrophic mishandling of the coronavirus, Trump has established himself as the worst president in U.S. history. Far worse is the human carnage….

#WhenThisIsAllOver we will have a new, smarter POTUS and a democratic government

Trump’s first instinct was to delay addressing the spread. Trump kept the numbers down by suppressing information and testing. He tried to reward profiteering rather than meet needs. And then there’s the kind of pathological lying in daily briefings that mimic his campaign hate rallies, including the incessant shifting of blame to a host of scapegoats. x Joe…

POTUS Dave Skylark will keep shaking hands

“Is that an (orange) furry?” Pence claims that because it’s part of their job, that he and IMPOTUS will keep shaking hands. x The WHO declares a pandemic; Trump says he’s going to have rallies, & disses the Dems for conforming with a Governor’s request they not rally, & Trump’s VP says they are going…

Bust! for POTUS (flipping or categorically)

Will scripts get flipped, as the silly season continues. Trump led his Super Bowl appearance whining about how unfair impeachment has been, calling Bernie a communist because he got married in Moscow (he didn’t), and about Hillary Clinton and emails. x Trump claims to Hannity, without any caveats whatsoever, that “me and this administration —…

POTUS may have also been triggered by Instagram memes rather than any dog-wagging

IMPOTUS has just made a statement attempting to justify the killing of Qasem Soleimani, and like other presidential fantasies about moving Seoul or invading Venezuela, Trump made his decision without the gang of eight, likely because what will be Iranian asymmetric warfare responses might make Americans less safe and more likely to vote for incumbents in November….

the current odds for a 2020 recession are identical to POTUS* golf days

Trump has only a one in four chance that on any day in his term he’s been playing golf.  Trump motorcade arrived at Trump International Golf Course at 10:19 a.m., per pool report. — Eric Lipton (@EricLiptonNYT) December 27, 2019 Trump’s Golf Trips Have Cost Taxpayers 296 Years Of Presidential Salary Taxpayers have now spent…

Trump complains that he's the third POTUS impeached because only his cover got blown

Trump continues to service Russia and support the “dirt on Biden” quest, whining that it doesn’t feel like he’s been impeached. Because shaking down the Ukrainian president isn’t violating bribery and extortion statutes even if Congressional aid was worth $391 million in announcing investigations. If only Zelensky had been found having sexy times like a golden shower…

Trump doesn't feel like (the third) POTUS impeached because his cover got blown

Trump continues to service Russia and support the “dirt on Biden” quest, whining that it doesn’t feel like he’s been impeached. Because shaking down the Ukrainian president isn’t violating bribery and extortion statutes even if Congressional aid was worth $391 million in announcing investigations. If only Zelensky had been found having sexy times like a golden shower…

#KremlinAnnex Tuesday Week 75 protest on Impeachment Eve: POTUS* rants for 6 pages

Posted early to include some of the impeachment rallies today scheduled at 530pm ET. It will be updated as needed. Santa Fe supports #ImpeachmentEve @repbenraylujan @MartinHeinrich @SenatorTomUdall https://t.co/SgWkIWqLFp pic.twitter.com/wFXGOxHbRv — Indivisible Santa Fe (@SFNMIndivisible) December 17, 2019 "Americans abroad demand impeachment and removal." #ImpeachmentEve https://t.co/AMOUR12ecv — MoveOn (@MoveOn) December 17, 2019 Letter-from-President-Trump-final Trump’s six-page rant…