“Their stupid is always bigger than their evil” in an ex-POTUS's hope for military coup

Banana Republic is not yet a bankrupt concept in America, although it is being sorely tested. Trump’s 1/6 coup counted on the numbers of RWNJs in the US military, including … Read More

ex-POTUS* RICO Suave wants you to listen to his call to the Georgia Secretary of State Investigator

Because “something bad happened”, the Wall Street Journal has the criminal solicitation tapes: The anti-Slenderman wants you to overturn an election because who would believe that he’d suborn racketeering, or election fraud, … Read More

ex-POTUS* may have hung on to an unpaid debt and perhaps avoided income tax owed

Like Chicago gangsters a century ago prosecuted for tax evasion, the Chicago way may catch up to Trump. As Elliot Ness is purported to have said, “no deals”. Cy Vance and Leticia … Read More

ex-POTUS* vaccination silence aiding false narratives about Pfizer and Moderna vaccines

Always ready with useful idiocy, Trump’s inaction on COVID while POTUS* was beyond negligence and continues by keeping his own vaccination secret from his supporters. A consequence comes parallel with … Read More

ex-POTUS* noise increasing because something even worse is coming for him and the GQP

Plenty of dimwittedness to share as Trump demands via a cease and desist order that the GOP not use his likeness or name unless they pay for it. Also, Trump threatens … Read More

some suspensions are not so permanent: ex-POTUS* to eventually return to YouTube

Can’t afford to keep Trump off their channel. Trump will be back as they say, with a vengeance and a renewed grift. YouTube CEO says Donald Trump suspension isn’t permanent … Read More

Trumpists believe something, something… 19th POTUS* on March 4 because Hayes-Tilden

“Senate Joint Hearing on Jan. 6 Attack: Part II” starts at 10am ET. Prepared testimony today for Maj. Gen. William Walker, commander of the D.C. National Guard, as he addresses … Read More

damaged bads: ex-POTUS* health continues to deteriorate as justice closes in

CPAC showed that the GQP will go all Weekend at Bernies with Trump’s carcass. Some of us don’t care and hope he’ll be alive enough to get prosecuted. But Trump’s CFO, … Read More

ex-POTUS* now put into a position to lose in places not even related to elections

Insurrection part Deux may be coming, but it’s a distraction from an emerging Raw Story report about Russian mobsters and Trump that includes money laundering in Kazakhstan. This doesn’t even touch … Read More

twice-impeached POTUS* boasts: “I may even decide to beat [Democrats] for a third time”

Lost Cause at the Liar’s Poker table. Old whine in new butt-holes. At one point, Trump claimed that “had we had a fair election, the results would’ve been much different” … Read More

ex-POTUS* makes the same old speech and the Big Lie at CPAC today, around 3:40 pm ET

Likely there will be Daniel Dale or Aaron Rupar to tweet about the Trump blather. As for the insurrection, it was as if it had never happened. It will shock you how much … Read More

The Grift is back: former POTUS's campaign becomes 'Make America Great Again PAC'/MAGA-pac

The anticipated Trump 2024 grift begins as he also gets closer to real prosecution in New York. Remember that “the biggest story today should be the fact that every House … Read More

we're also quite happy that a former POTUS* is off social media

Trump aide who slipped an abortion pill into a girlfriend’s smoothie claims Trump is happier. The reality is that there may be a Trump sockpuppet account in Parler anyway, but … Read More

ex-POTUS* Eddie Haskell lost most demographic categories in 2020, yet still claims victory

“Trump advisers were privately reckoning with his loss even as the former president and many of his supporters engaged in a conspiracy theory-fueled effort to overturn the election.” The post-mortem, … Read More

will ex-POTUS be 'upbeat and excited' now that David Schoen is part of the impeachment legal team

Everyone deserves a legal defense, even if in this case, all that will be advanced is a Big Lie about election fraud, and the supermajority “jury” result will be denied … Read More

NYT: Trump insiders are selling access to POTUS to secure pardons

In other words, a monstrous, noxious, venal scheme to lightly garnish the shart soufflé that is Donald Trump’s presidency. The New York Times: As President Trump prepares to leave office … Read More

on national TV, POTUS* told people to come to the Capitol and stop ballot counting. Follow the money

Further investigation coming as the reality emerges. The Capitol police officer was killed because he was beaten to death, not a heart attack as originally reported. Foreign money supported at least … Read More

is Hawley's stunt a ploy to grab the Trump audience for his 2024 POTUS run

Over sixty failed law suits and 50 certifications later, and aside from the stunt-quality, Josh Hawley steps ahead of Tom Cotton in a move to take hold of the Trump … Read More

former POTUS* “Товарищ Трамп” may miraculously float into Moscow, to 'destroy the GOP'

C’mon Trumpers, boycott that 5 January election in Georgia. #destroyGOP x omfg pic.twitter.com/iRCoRbYOaY— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) December 13, 2020 Thousands of supporters of President Donald Trump gathered on Saturday to … Read More

POTUS* does a drive-by waving for the teeming thousand(s) because Joe Biden flipped 5 Trump states

Lemmings, with the Secret Service locked and loaded. Was this also a protest of DC gyms’ occupancy limits? x This loser parade must’ve left their self respect at home. https://t.co/ztC8SLOMUC—Read More

Ex-Trump campaign official on flailing POTUS: 'They’ve realized nothing they’ve done has worked'

Flaily McFails is in rare deform lately. He’s never been able to land a solid punch on Joe Biden so he’s reverted to his default setting, which is to just get … Read More

Former West Wing official on POTUS COVID: 'It’s as if the campaign ended yesterday'

The redoubtable Gabriel Sherman has a post-POTUS-COVID dispatch from the wondrous, maskless land of the West Wing, where no one ever gets sick from a coronavirus that’s already killed more … Read More

US lawyers do not dispute that Assange was offered a POTUS pardon

The Trump Administration does not dispute that Dana Rohrabacher and Charles Johnson offered Assange a pardon from Trump if he would say Russia had nothing to do with the DNC … Read More

‘Can you assure anybody of anything?’ rando-POTUS* on Mount Rushmore, South Dakota

Trump continues to signal to police agencies that they can do whatever they want, regardless of civilian authorities, letting us know that not unlike Sturgis, SD and the state’s governor, the … Read More

Worst POTUS: A. Johnson, Pierce, W.H. Harrison, Buchanan, and worst of all, Trump

The new COVID-19 model projects 224,000 deaths by November. Trump said if there were 100,000 deaths, “then we’ll have done a good job”. We are at 137,000 now, as if … Read More

Shtick-POTUS* – Trump is all about the rallies, it's why he doesn't know anything about bounties

Haberman calls it “A re-election effort adrift, at once paralyzed by Mr. Trump’s erratic behavior yet also dependent on him to execute his own Houdini-like political escape.” And Yet Tucker Carlson may … Read More

Ivanka probably won't get to be POTUS, either… #ByeIvanka

Recalling that Jarvanka had the temerity to have a conversation in which they discussed the order in which they would serve as POTUS, Ivanka won’t be giving the Wichita State … Read More

Child POTUS refusing to unveil Obama's presidential portrait at White House

I’d like to believe that, in a closet or an attic somewhere, there’s a portrait of Donald J. Trump that’s emotionally maturing at a normal human pace, even as the … Read More

rule by Slender Man: the de facto POTUS* rules

Waiting for de jure to be impaneled in a time of tactical chaos, free of strategic thinking, Jared Kushner is Slender Man, de facto POTUS* of the not-so-deep, shallow state. “Jared … Read More

Shouldn't the media say something when POTUS shows up with pupils the size of pie tins?

I mean, this looks like something from the third act of Requiem for a Dream:  when the bleach drip hits pic.twitter.com/FQowQCtIct — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 27, 2020 Here’s a … Read More

Trump's the worst POTUS* since Buchanan, but better in the original gibberish

​ It's almost like the United States has no President – we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck everyone! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March … Read More

#WhenThisIsAllOver we will have a new, smarter POTUS and a democratic government

Trump’s first instinct was to delay addressing the spread. Trump kept the numbers down by suppressing information and testing. He tried to reward profiteering rather than meet needs. And then there’s the kind … Read More

POTUS Dave Skylark will keep shaking hands

“Is that an (orange) furry?” Pence claims that because it’s part of their job, that he and IMPOTUS will keep shaking hands. x The WHO declares a pandemic; Trump says … Read More

Trump's doctor hid cauliflower in POTUS' mashed potatoes to improve his diet. No, seriously

When Sour Patch Kids, Hot Pockets, and chicken fingers don’t quite seem like a balanced diet … The Hill: President Trump’s former doctor reportedly hid cauliflower in his mashed potatoes in … Read More

Bust! for POTUS (flipping or categorically)

Will scripts get flipped, as the silly season continues. Trump led his Super Bowl appearance whining about how unfair impeachment has been, calling Bernie a communist because he got married … Read More

POTUS may have also been triggered by Instagram memes rather than any dog-wagging

IMPOTUS has just made a statement attempting to justify the killing of Qasem Soleimani, and like other presidential fantasies about moving Seoul or invading Venezuela, Trump made his decision without … Read More

even after the Senate trial, Trump remains an impeached POTUS. “Get over it”, Donald

At some technical moment in 2020, there will be the delivery of the articles of impeachment, there will be a Senate trial, and some result. Trump however remains impeached in … Read More

Trump complains that he's the third POTUS impeached because only his cover got blown

Trump continues to service Russia and support the “dirt on Biden” quest, whining that it doesn’t feel like he’s been impeached. Because shaking down the Ukrainian president isn’t violating bribery … Read More

Trump doesn't feel like (the third) POTUS impeached because his cover got blown

Trump continues to service Russia and support the “dirt on Biden” quest, whining that it doesn’t feel like he’s been impeached. Because shaking down the Ukrainian president isn’t violating bribery … Read More

House Resolution 755: Impeaching Donald John Trump, POTUS*, for high crimes and misdemeanors

We’re still probably six to eight hours away from the vote, although unless you’re a fan of procedure and love C-Span as much as watching the Weather Channel, it will … Read More

#KremlinAnnex Tuesday Week 75 protest on Impeachment Eve: POTUS* rants for 6 pages

Posted early to include some of the impeachment rallies today scheduled at 530pm ET. It will be updated as needed. Santa Fe supports #ImpeachmentEve @repbenraylujan @MartinHeinrich @SenatorTomUdall https://t.co/SgWkIWqLFp pic.twitter.com/wFXGOxHbRv — … Read More

POLITICO reporting that Biden may not seek a second term if elected to a first term as POTUS

The last time that a sitting President of the United States willingly chose not to seek a second term after being elected to either a first term or first full … Read More

wholesale obstruction of Congress by POTUS* aided by foreign and domestic enemies

Who blinks first because they’ve got no more f’s to give The White House said they wanted open hearings, not closed, and then they didn’t want those either. Then they … Read More

POTUS* is a “continuing threat to Democracy” – the end of the Trump era begins

It has come to this, despite complaints that it’s all happening too fast while Trump refuses to follow the law. As Speaker Pelosi prays for Trump, so should we pray … Read More

new poll: 53% of Republicans think Trump is a better POTUS than Abraham Lincoln

Trump probably made him wear it. Yes, that is a Space Force hat. — Tom Brenner (@tombrennerphoto) November 29, 2019 From new YouGov poll…. A Majority (53%) of Republicans think … Read More

I'm confused Mr. POTUS*, are liberals supposed to prefer calling Thanksgiving, “Sock Rocket Day”?

How farcical is Trump making his reign.  x Trump starts his rally by saying liberals don't want Thanksgiving to be called Thanksgiving— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) November 27, 2019 x Thanksgiving? … Read More

45 and counting … Ukraine lies by POTUS*

Daniel Dale totals the lies so far by the one-eyed Mango King. Note that the GOP members of the House Intel committee repeated the meme of #41 during its hearings. … Read More

POTUS* is not required to appear, but what if Individual-1 did appear at his Senate trial

Trump’s narcissism could compel him to want to appear in his own defense before the Senate during his impeachment trial. Needless to say, that would be foolhardy and an historical … Read More

All the POTUS*'s “very good people” – revisiting Trumpster criminal associates

The Giuliani subpoena is also about Giuliani’s association with mobsters, especially ones relevant to Ukraine, which as we know from Michael Cohen’s case, is an important component of NYC and … Read More