Alex Jones: 'I will eat my neighbors'

Remember, this is a guy the actual president of the United States lauded for his “amazing reputation.” The most disturbing video known to man pic.twitter.com/izb038PBXB — Barstool News Network (@BarstoolNewsN) May 1, 2020 ALEX JONES: “I will admit it. I will eat my neighbors. I’m not letting my kids die. I’m just going to be…

Alex Jones arrested for DUI

Wait. You mean there are actually times when he’s not drunk? I’d think you could pull him over at any given moment and charge him with some form of intoxication. So, anyway, right-wing Mallo-Nut Bar Alex Jones was arrested early Tuesday morning for driving under the influence. The Daily Beast: Jones, who as host of…

Judge says Alex Jones can be sued over Charlottesville conspiracy theories

Oh, you mean you can’t just propagate false and malicious conspiracy theories to damage your political opponents without facing real consequences? Someone crowbar the pr*sident off his golden loo and tell him. On Friday, federal judge Norman Moon said InfoWars’ Alex Jones can be sued for spreading a conspiracy theory about a protester at the…

Twitter bans Alex Jones — permanently

This is all well and good, but how will I know if there’s a George Soros-funded Illuminati plot to turn frogs gay? And where will Donald Trump get his news? From CNBC: Twitter has permanently banned accounts for conservative radio host Alex Jones and InfoWars from the platform, the company said Thursday. The accounts violated the company's…