Trump's bamboozlement continues, aided by racist robo-calls
Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, the jarvanka of Roger Stones tried a new scam to suppress votes with a robocall in major cities to misinform Black voters. The Trumpian bamboozle … Read More
Category: Jarvanka
Tucker Carlson just said black people are coming for you (whoever that privileged “You” is)
What a frightened bunch, that Fox News audience, so sensitive to racist dog whistles, because the GOP is apparently blameless for racist policies. More frightening is that “this is a … Read More
Kushner Going Under the Bus?
Jared Kushner, wonder boy, prince of darkness, the “jar” part of Jarvanka, is getting some really bad press right now. Not about his many failures and his total unfitness for … Read More
Ivanka probably won't get to be POTUS, either… #ByeIvanka
Recalling that Jarvanka had the temerity to have a conversation in which they discussed the order in which they would serve as POTUS, Ivanka won’t be giving the Wichita State … Read More
White House announces Jarvanka are headed to Davos — and that Jared outranks Ivanka
On cue, Ivanka appears on a news outlet in order to humanize the Trumpian psychosis ranting against his Senate trial. She softballed her way through accountability for her father’s immigration … Read More
Jarvanka is at Individual-1's side, because nepotism has too many syllables
The biggest leaker of them all: Jarvanka will throw all kinds of folks under the bus. Jarvanka thinks that because Barr prevented the Mueller report from reaching them, that they … Read More
Fortune Cookie economics: Peter Navarro's alter ego is no hand grenade
Like David Brooks and Thomas Friedman, conservatives use (non-) fictional everymen in their writing. WH adviser Peter Navarro is no different: his is the thinly disguised Ron Vara, no different than David … Read More
strangely, the search for Clinton emails returns to scrape a bottom of the diversion barrel
Hoping to intimidate witnesses in other investigations, the Trumpian shibboleth of security breaches by HRC returns to the meme-hopper. No mention of Jarvanka’s private email server or of Trump’s public appeals … Read More
No space under that bus: Jared Kushner in charge of the 45* impeachment defense
Lamprey in charge. Because we know how well that advice to fire James Comey worked out. Then again, can Individual-1 really trust a son-in-law. President Donald Trump has reportedly tapped … Read More
Sayonara, Mike Pence?
”Don’t you recognize me?” “Ummm, gimme a hint.” “I’m your WIFE, dumbass!” Ash vs Evil Dead You know, even in the current more progressive, affluent, and permissive age we live … Read More
New Jarvanka book: Couple views Air Force as their own personal travel service
A new book on Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, titled Kushner Inc., is due out next week, and excerpts are starting to leak like the cranial fluid from Donald Trump’s … Read More
CNN: Trump pressured John Kelly to give Ivanka a security clearance, too
Guess the ‘vanka half of Jarvanka is unfit to know government secrets, too. CNN: President Donald Trump pressured his then-chief of staff John Kelly and White House counsel Don McGahn … Read More
Want to know who's trying to end the shutdown? Look at who's negotiating.
Here’s how it ultimately breaks down, in pure and simple human terms. This Friday morning, over 800,000 federal employees will wake up, hit the “brew” button, and log into their … Read More
