New Jarvanka book: Couple views Air Force as their own personal travel service

A new book on Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, titled Kushner Inc., is due out next week, and excerpts are starting to leak like the cranial fluid from Donald Trump’s head.

The book, by journalist Vicki Ward, includes several revelations, including that “Ms. Trump and Mr. Kushner wanted to control who could travel on trips funded by the State Department.”

And they apparently found a loophole whenever they themselves were denied access to Air Force planes:

Ms. Trump also often requested to travel on Air Force planes when it was not appropriate. When Rex W. Tillerson, the former secretary of state, would deny the requests, the couple would invite along a cabinet secretary, often Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin, to get access to a plane.

Glad to see all that swamp water has been drained (again, from Donald Trump’s head).

Naturally, the Jarvanka camp has dismissed the book as fiction, as it presents a pretty unflattering picture of the two trust-fund brats.

[Ward] portrays Ms. Trump and Mr. Kushner as two children forged by their domineering fathers — one overinvolved with his son, one disengaged from his daughter — who have climbed to positions of power by disregarding protocol and skirting the rules when they can. And Ms. Ward tries to unravel the narrative that the two serve as stabilizing voices inside an otherwise chaotic White House, depicting them instead as Mr. Trump’s chief enablers.

Oh, and apparently Trump kinda-sorta wanted his daughter to marry Tom Brady, because of course he did.

Mr. Trump, meanwhile, did not understand why his daughter had to change her religion for anyone, even though he liked Mr. Kushner. He would joke that Ms. Trump could have married Tom Brady, the quarterback for the New England Patriots, and once joked to Robert K. Kraft, the team’s owner, that “Jared is half the size of Tom Brady’s forearm.”

Nice. No wonder Boy Kush is so loyal to his (in)famous daddy-in-law.


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