Guess the ‘vanka half of Jarvanka is unfit to know government secrets, too. CNN: President Donald Trump pressured his then-chief of staff John Kelly and White House counsel Don McGahn to grant his daughter and […]
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More bonkers-crazy from ex-WH staffer's new Trump book, 'Team of Vipers'
Earlier today I wrote a diary about former White House staffer Cliff Sims’ new book, Team of Vipers, and the revelation that Donald Trump is obsessed with his TV image and, specifically, chyrons. Well, it turns […]
The “Shine-ing”
Anybody remember John Kelly? You know, the last arrogant schmuck who thought that he had the secret sauce for turning The Pampers President into an actual human being? Kelly was the one who was finally going to […]
White House insider: 'The staff is fed up; he's acting like a nut'
The indispensable Gabriel Sherman has a new inside look at the Trump train, which went off the rails months ago and is currently barreling down a Tokyo thruway in a ‘50s Godzilla movie: Vanity Fair: […]
Maxine Waters: 'Kelly leaves with a cloud over his head'
… i.e., don’t let the door hit you in the ass that Trump has repeatedly chewed out while in a Diet Coke- and ‘80s porn-induced fugue: x John Kelly is one of a long list of […]
Whoa! Mueller interviewed John Kelly in connection with obstruction probe
From CNN: White House chief of staff John Kelly was interviewed by special counsel Robert Mueller's team in recent months, three people with knowledge of the matter told CNN. Kelly responded to a narrow […]
White House signs memo allowing military to use lethal force at border
It’s getting very, very frightening, kids. Trump likes to look tough, so naturally that means shooting desperate, starving immigrants seeking asylum. Real John Wayne stuff, to be sure. From Military Times: The White House late […]
Trump skips visit to hallowed military cemetery because it rained
Snowflakes melt in the rain, apparently. Don’t misinterpret this, haters. It’s not that he doesn’t know how to use an umbrella (which he doesn’t, apparently), or even that his bone spurs were acting up due […]
