It appears that Vice President “Lies His Ass Off For Trump” Pence is postponing his pro-COVID-19 “Faith in America” tour of Florida and Arizona. Vice President Mike Pence has postponed his “Faith in America” tour events in Florida and Arizona amid rapidly rising coronavirus cases in both states. “Vice President Pence will no longer participate in campaign events in…
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CEOs were told to remove masks before meeting with Pence
The White House could not be more contaminated right now if it were a pig feces lagoon. Everyone from Mike Pence’s press secretary to one of Donald Trump’s personal valets has tested positive for coronavirus. But, hey, that doesn’t mean they’re going to start taking any of this seriously. People in masks look like nerds,…
White House as 'hot zone' … tots and pears as Typhoid Mike returns to work Monday
“Pence will not self-quarantine and plans to be at the White House Monday ” because that’s what leadership looks like. I’m hearing on good authority that #coronavirus is more rampant in the #WhiteHouse than the public is being told. A very high-ranking individual may have also been impacted! The administration is currently mum on the matter,…
While discussing hundreds of thousands of likely American deaths, Trump brags about bedding models
There is no bottom … No bottom … No, no bottom … Just stop looking for one … Please … (Second tweet) Trump has jokes: "The models show hundreds of thousands of people are going to die and you know what I want to do? I want to come way under the model. The professionals…
Conservative site launches video of Trump's false promises (i.e., lies) about COVID-19 testing
Most experts agree that widespread testing is the key to controlling the COVID-19 pandemic and flattening the curve. Without tests, people will be far more likely to forage on the commons and spread the coronavirus, causing the curve to go exponential. The U.S. has lagged far behind in testing, and even Donald Trump appears to…
Trump STILL hasn't implemented Defense Production Act to supply more masks and ventilators
So people are freaking out about whether we’ll have enough masks, ventilators, and other crucial medical equipment when COVID-19 cases peak in this country. It’s what one might call a hair-on-fire emergency. And yet the Trump administration is still acting as if everything will all work out somehow. A Saturday New York Times story made…
Trump gives another master class in passing the buck
Is there anything more ironic than the “party of personal responsibility” nominating and electing Donald Trump? He accepts responsibility for nothing. To wit: REPORTER: “You just said there are a tremendous number of ventilators that we have, but for weeks hospitals have been warning about a critical shortage that they say we are not prepared…
Know-nothing president tweets photo of himself fiddling while coronavirus churns
Um … x Who knows what this means, but it sounds good to me! https://t.co/rQVA4ER0PV — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 8, 2020 Do you really not understand how this looks? Do you really not get the historical reference? Seriously? Annnndddd … Twitter had some thoughts: x pic.twitter.com/tcoHGa2igw — Emily Phan (@CanadianFlags) March 8, 2020 x…
Disaster preparedness expert on WH coronavirus response: 'Absolute gross amateur-hour incompetence'
Dr. Irwin Redlener, director of the National Center for Disaster Preparedness at Columbia University, joined MSNBC anchor Yasmin Vossoughian yesterday to discuss the Trump administration’s handling of the COVID-19 crisis. Vossoughian asked Redlener whether the U.S. was adequately prepared for the outbreak, especially considering we’ve known about the virus for more than two months. Needless to say,…
Trump finds a way to blame Obama for botched coronavirus response
You knew he would. He always does. x Trump on coronavirus testing: “The Obama administration made a decision on testing that turned out to be very detrimental to what we're doing & we undid that decision a few days ago so that testing can take place in a much more accurate & rapid fashion” (what's…
New MAGA corona-spiracy! Only blue staters are getting sick, because they want to hurt Trump
I said this when Donald Trump was first elected: Our country is too stupid to live. I never meant it literally, though. I may have been wrong about that. As RawStory has noted, MAGAs across the country are finding eerie significance in the fact that most of the COVID-19 cases reported so far have been…
Ted Cruz tried to explain science to AOC, but he inconveniently forgot he's dumb
Oh, it’s like shooting transitional fish fossils in a barrel. First, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rightly pointed out that Mike Pence is to science as Donald Trump is to leafy green vegetables: x Mike Pence literally does not believe in science. It is utterly irresponsible to put him in charge of US coronavirus response as the…
Round up your prayer circles, folks: Pence put in charge of coronavirus response
You might also want to put on your fanciest snake-handlin’ pants, because the guy who doesn’t believe in natural selection (i.e., the mechanism behind the mutation of viruses and bacteria) is now in charge of our country’s response to the global COVID-19 outbreak. Yay! The Washington Post: Trump announced at a news conference that Vice President Pence…
Elizabeth Warren flat-out scorches Mike Pence
Oooooouuuuuuuuccccchhhhhies! x Audience Member: “Who is going to be your Mike Pence? Who is going to look at you with adoring eyes?†Elizabeth Warren: “I already have a dog.†Warren would dismantle Trump in a debate with her quick-wittedness. pic.twitter.com/MBKOE8Pd5t — Ryan Knight ðŸÂ³ï¸Ââ€Â🌈 🗽 (@ProudResister) February 10, 2020 As the tweeterer noted, Warren would…
Yas King! Charles Barkley – “Vice President Pence needs to shut the hell up”
Empty words since: -Trump promised Xi that U.S. would stay quiet on pro-democracy protests in Hong Kong while trade talks continued -Trump routinely assails the American press and dissenters, calling them "enemy of the people" and "human scum"https://t.co/QXl9Ob9Xqe — Chris Lu (@ChrisLu44) October 24, 2019 Charles Barkley on TNT NBA pregame replying to VP’s comment…
Remember that scathing anonymous NYT op-ed from a Trump insider? The author has a new book
Ooh, boy. Trump is going to lose whatever scintilla of a mind he has left. The senior Trump administration official who wrote that anonymous (and utterly scathing) New York Times column in 2018 — come on, you remember the one — is publishing a new insider’s account of the Trump administration next month. The Washington Post:…
Fox National Poll: Trump Losing by 10% to Warren and Biden, Losing by 9% to Sanders
http://www.foxnews.com/… Elizabeth Warren and Joe Biden lead Donald Trump by 50% to 40%, and Bernie Sanders leads Trump by a near identical 49% to 40%. This is according to the latest Fox News Poll conducted October 6-8. The poll also shows Biden is the first choice of 32% of Democrats, Warren at 22%, and Sanders…
Karen Pence likes how Trump treats young women; 'As a mom, I was all in'
Mike Pence sold his soul long ago, and now, at the very least, Karen Pence has pawned hers. Now, before you read this tweet, recall that Trump used to brag about going backstage at the Miss USA Pageant to gawk at the young women. That he once passed a young, prepubescent girl on an escalator…
Did Trump shiv Pence during his low-energy speech today?
It looks like we need to put Donald Trump in cryogenic freeze until science finds a cure for very, very low energy. Today, Trump came down from the prospectin’ camp what’s a spell up the mountain by the crick near the big rock next to Farmer Olsen’s hunner’-year-old oak tree to ramble incoherently about this and that and…
Watch fierce Greta Thunberg shoot poison eye daggers at Trump and Pence
Can we get #GretaGlare trending? This girl is fierce, yo. x This is like a clip from a special episode of The Office where everyone dies from climate change pic.twitter.com/Q0aAxXmrDn — James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 23, 2019 Best GIF evah! Truth to power, Greta. You inspire us all. Is Trump still chafing your arse-cheeks? Then Dear F*cking Lunatic:…
