Did Trump shiv Pence during his low-energy speech today?

It looks like we need to put Donald Trump in cryogenic freeze until science finds a cure for very, very low energy. Today, Trump came down from the prospectin’ camp what’s a spell up the mountain by the crick near the big rock next to Farmer Olsen’s hunner’-year-old oak tree to ramble incoherently about this and that and…

Watch fierce Greta Thunberg shoot poison eye daggers at Trump and Pence

Can we get #GretaGlare trending? This girl is fierce, yo. x This is like a clip from a special episode of The Office where everyone dies from climate change pic.twitter.com/Q0aAxXmrDn — James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 23, 2019 Best GIF evah! Truth to power, Greta. You inspire us all. Is Trump still chafing your arse-cheeks? Then Dear F*cking Lunatic:…

Doonbeg residents give Mike Pence a rousing Irish hello

What? Crypto-fascist wannabe theocrats aren’t as popular in Europe as the U.S.?  x Mike Pence expected to arrive in Doonbeg shortly. Hopefully gardai can manage the large crowds. pic.twitter.com/2eIQG5FGFC — Ian Begley (@IanBegley_) September 3, 2019 Is that the saddest thing you’ve ever seen, or what? Mike Pence said he wanted to travel to Doonbeg…

FAIL: Nikki Haley's blatant power grab didn't go over well in Trump's orbit

Not counting his die hard dead-enders, everyone can see that Donald Trump is in big reelection trouble. The one thing keeping Trump afloat—the economy he inherited from President Obama—has been sabotaged with Trump’s own reckless trade wars and his trillion dollar deficits. Meanwhile, Trump’s obvious mental deterioration has just made his erratic behavior even more bizarre. Trump’s own polling has…

Trump offers condolences like an alien reptile-man would

WTF is this, Kodos? x Highest Condolences! Thank you V.P. https://t.co/abydDSlDBw — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 24, 2019 Highest condolences from the Supreme Regent of Altair IV to the symbiotic podmates of the fallen Earthli … er, brave American soldiers! He is so, so, so, so, so, so, sooooooo fucking bad at this. Does this have…

Watch Trump insist detention centers are humane while video of inhumane conditions runs

Your daily dose of Orwell: x this is fucking incredible side by side pic.twitter.com/ocQP9ADytS — Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) July 13, 2019 And here’s the transcript of Trump’s remarks, straight from Whitehouse.gov. (Careful, if you click on that site you’ll see some truly disgusting shit you may never fully recover from. You might want to Google “coprophilia”…

Many people are saying Trump choked to death on a hot dog yesterday

Ever since God — or someone; who knows? — called Mike Pence home when he was supposed to be flying to New Hampshire to give a talk on opioids yesterday, speculation has run rampant about what really happened. And, yes, I know that lede has a double meaning — making it sound like Pence was scheduled…

Mayor Pete – a thought exercise

This will be brief. It is NOT an endorsement of any kind. It is merely a “what of” — imagining a possibility. It is provoked in part by watching Mayor Pete over the last few weeks. It is also provoked in part by now having read about ½ of his book,Shortest Way Home (which I…

Trump says his faith helped him survive Mueller probe. No, seriously

Get ready to vomit up a lifetime supply of Nilla Wafers. Politico: President Donald Trump said Thursday he leaned on one thing to get through special counsel Robert Mueller's probe of Russian interference in the 2016 election: his faith. “People say, ‘How do you get through that whole stuff? How do you go through those…

Adam Schiff: For Trump's GOP, collusion is 'just good politics'

The more the public considers and digests the Mueller report, the worse Donald Trump and his gang of merry dickheads look. But the only lesson Republicans seem to have learned is “keep pointing fingers and braying like asses.” But Adam Schiff brooks no nonsense. The House Intelligence Committee chair rightly refuses to back down on…

Sayonara, Mike Pence?

”Don’t you recognize me?” “Ummm, gimme a hint.” “I’m your WIFE, dumbass!”   Ash vs Evil Dead You know, even in the current more progressive, affluent, and permissive age we live in today, most people still tend to take marriage pretty seriously. Not only because of the emotional trauma it can cause, but because of the…

Oh, wow. This is a wonderful idea, and it would drive Trump nuts

Whatever you think of professional Trump gadfly (and Trump-Russia researcher) Seth Abramson, this is brilliant: x My 2019 would be officially made if one of the Democratic candidates spent their whole primary campaign campaigning against Mike Pence on the assumption Trump will not be in office in November 2020 It would be the ultimate troll,…

Trump is trapped. And he locked the entire GOP in with him.

We are all just prisoners here, of our own device   Hotel California   The Eagles It’s a classic axiom, “Like a rat caught in a maze.” It’s a scary mental image, running blindly from corridor to corridor, bumping into dead ends, ceaselessly doubling back, desperately looking for an exit that doesn’t exist. Metaphorically, it normally means…

Schumer: Kavanaugh would likely overturn Roe v. Wade

For some reason I woke up this morning feeling better about the future of America. If Trump is impeached and convicted, Mike Pence becomes president. And since Pence has decided to live his life as an intestinal fluke subsisting solely on Trump’s half-digested Hot Pockets and putrefying viscera, he isn’t likely to live long without his…

HuffPo Writer (Jim Moore) Gets Pence Commencement Protest Entirely Wrong

Jim Moore, writing at the Huffington Post, chastises the Notre Dame graduating students who turned their backs and walked out as VP Mike Pence began his commencement address: No point was served by walking out on the vice president, other than to demonstrate the students’ shallow intolerance of someone with whom they disagreed. I feel…