Category Archives: ChuckSchumer

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We need to get rid of Cyrus Vance Jr.

I don’t care that he is a Democrat. Being District Attorney of New York County (what the island of Manhattan is called as a county —  as a borough of NYC it is Manhattan) is to hold a safely Democratic seat. I don’t care that


Hook. Line. Sinker.

This would be embarrassing if only it weren’t so damn hysterical. Watching Donald Trump go up against Nancy Pelosi is like watching Don Knotts fight Muhammad Ali in his prime. It’s just no contest. And it’s exactly why we have a Speaker Pelosi, and not

A Radical Idea. Updated

I have a radical ides. I know, like this is a news flash, right? Just do me one favor. Read the whole damn thing, don’t just read the next paragraph, say “What an idiot!”, and then steam off to the comments section. Read it, look

In this battle of wits, only one side is competing.

The President is a counter puncher. When he’s hit, he hits back twice as hard   Sarah Huckabee Sanders Thus us a primo example of the bullshit that I like to call the Trump mythology. In boxing, a counter puncher deflects or accepts a minor blow

Schumer: Kavanaugh would likely overturn Roe v. Wade

For some reason I woke up this morning feeling better about the future of America. If Trump is impeached and convicted, Mike Pence becomes president. And since Pence has decided to live his life as an intestinal fluke subsisting solely on Trump’s half-digested Hot Pockets and