time's up for Trump death cult's October Surprise, because of Balding-face lies, it's 'no contest'

Apparently, with four days left, time has run out for the 2016-style October Surprise. Only a major terror attack(s) could make a shift in what looks to be a trending Biden … Read More

SC-Sen: WOW! Lou Dobbs Tells SC Residents Not To Vote For “Trump Traitor” Lindsey Graham (R)

Just watch: x Lou Dobbs is telling South Carolina residents not to vote for Lindsey Graham pic.twitter.com/vQ67BZZN6P— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) October 23, 2020 Media Matters provided the transcript: The Lou … Read More

Bodacious Tata “If we stop testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any”

Third-ranking SecDef nominee General Tata, a Fox News regular, apparently believes that PBO was a Manchurian Candidate and Trump not a Kremlin puppet (CNN) Several Democrats on the Senate Armed … Read More

House impeachment managers: We told you dumb*sses he was corrupt

(The headline is my own paraphrase, in case that wasn’t clear.) The House managers in Donald Trump’s impeachment trial — Adam Schiff, Jerrold Nadler, Zoe Lofgren, Hakeem Jeffries, Val Demings, … Read More

Trump adviser: 'He's been over coronavirus for a long time'

It would be nice if the coronavirus pandemic were over. I want to leave the house without a mask. I want to go to the movies. I want to make … Read More

Trump demands churches open because they're essential services, The FSM disagrees…

Darn those 9th and 10th Amendments, Trump declared that he will override governors to allow places of worship to reopen this weekend. Because they are essential businesses. “We need more … Read More

Trump Will Lose if He can't Define Biden – And That's Important

Presidential re-elections are normally a referendum on the incumbent. George W. Bush won re-election because he managed to shift the election to a referendum on John Kerry. (He was also … Read More

Trump has reportedly turned on Lindsey Graham over Obama-bashing strategy

The redoubtable Gabe Sherman has another dispatch from the land of cray-cray kookaburras. And in this episode of the Fluorescent Lipo-Fat Golem Show, our intrepid protagonist is heartlessly tossing his most … Read More

Child POTUS refusing to unveil Obama's presidential portrait at White House

I’d like to believe that, in a closet or an attic somewhere, there’s a portrait of Donald J. Trump that’s emotionally maturing at a normal human pace, even as the … Read More

Obama is Baiting Trump

Two columns and a Facebook post caught my attention this morning: Obama Lives in Trump’s Head by Charles Blow (NYT) This is why Trump is back to attacking Obama by … Read More

Trump jeopardizes his own re-election as electric car sweaters are pilling up in swing-state America

Fred Hiatt in WaPo speculates on why Trump is engaging in self-destructive behavior by inciting the defiance of isolation orders. So here’s another theory. Trump and his team realized weeks … Read More

CNN reminds us that IMPOTUS* has 3 lie-patterns: Unbudgeability, Trumpflation, Twist & Shout

Reminding us that Obamagate was invented in January of 2017 to blunt an oncoming investigation of Mike Flynn, CNN’s Daniel Dale looks at Trump lies yet again, because they will … Read More

Steve Schmidt hits the president again. He itemizes why Trump is the worst president

Steve Schmidt once again did not hold back as he accurately itemized why the president is likely the worse president in the history of the United States. Steve Schmidt hits … Read More

Trump's revanchism… revenge served luke-warm because narcissists need someone's space back

Trump’s revanchism now manifests itself in the second attempt by Trump to recycle old grievances, mainly from ”Obamagate” first proposed in 2017. Because Trump’s history has always been all about trying to … Read More

Trump Calls on Senate to Subpoena Obama [Update: Graham Says NO]

Trump’s hatred of Barack Obama is long and well-documented, from his attempts to find the “real birth certificate” to his dismantling of anything Obama had accomplished just because it was … Read More

BREAKING: Eric Trump is dumb

Granted, he looks like a below-average Sea Monkey who’s grown uncontrollably since being exposed to a gamma-ray burst, but Eric Trump was given numerous advantages in life — including entry into some … Read More

“Obamagate”? Bwahahahahaha

Desperate times bring desperate versions of “-gate” memes. Yesterday Trump refused to articulate what he thought Obamagate might be, because he knew it was stupid. Obstruction of justice continues in … Read More

KY-Sen: Moscow Mitch Has A Sad Over Obama Trashing Trump's Abysmal Coronavirus Response

Boo. Fucking. Hoo. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) said on Monday that former President Obama should have held back from criticizing President Trump's handling of the coronavirus pandemic, calling Obama's critique “a … Read More

Trump hopes that “leading the world in testing” makes you forget the US leads the world in deaths

81,000 people are still dead and Trump defaulted to his usual bigotry and disinformation blather today in yet another presser-trainwreck. “‘The numbers are fucking terrible,’ another former West Wing official … Read More

Trump's White House presser “I know you better than you know yourself.”

Today’s presser had more Trump lies. Trump claimed that the numbers are now going down. They aren’t. The same press questions happened and Trump chose not to answer ones asking for … Read More