Thank FSM that “…third party candidates are a little bit slower to come out of the woodwork”

The stakes are simply too high for purity this year. The NY Times does another flyover-country article showing that there are plenty of GOP defections this year who will vote … Read More

Trump Predicts “Big Win” But Admits He's Losing

Two stories picked up from Political Wire this morning: Trump predicts 'big' win in November, pointing to 'silent majority' Trump admits it: He's losing This is not quite the contradiction … Read More

Trump demands churches open because they're essential services, The FSM disagrees…

Darn those 9th and 10th Amendments, Trump declared that he will override governors to allow places of worship to reopen this weekend. Because they are essential businesses. “We need more … Read More

Today, Trump-time announces “strategic national stockpile 2.0“ because the “cupboard was dry”

Trump’s going to Allentown for another photo-op rather than actually doing his job. “Well, we’re living here in AllentownAnd they’re closing all the factories downOut in Bethlehem, they’re killing timeFilling … Read More

The Kyiv Post: “Get Lost Giuliani.”

Last month the Kyiv Post, Ukraine’s oldest English Language newspaper, made use of an old  American colloquialism when it told Hizdizzhoner Rudy Giuliani in no uncertain terms to Get Lost! “On … Read More

A Dead Pimp, A Porn Star, Joe Arpaio and Grover Norquist. Today's GOP Encapsulated in One Story.

From the Dept. of “You can’t make this shit up…”. Nevada Independent “Nevada brothel owner and Assembly candidate Dennis Hof, a larger-than-life personality who was unapologetic about selling sex even … Read More

Dear FSM. I'm Sick Of This Primary Season

With some supporters putting me off any candidate. The final straw is the  DNC data fiasco, nobody appears to have done anything illegal such as hacking, the data storage was … Read More