Hannity declares Liz Cheney's firing is not part of 'cancel culture,' because it just isn't, okay?

On Wednesday, Rep. Liz Cheney was bounced from her leadership position in the House GOP for refusing to acknowledge the eternal, immutable, omnipotent godhead recently incarnated in the form of a … Read More

Previous guy declares himself 'deadbeat dad of the vaccine' and those 400,000 deaths

Charlie McCarthy’s cousin, Kevin claimed POTUS Biden’s speech could have been an email, as previous guy claimed paternity for vaccine development that wasn’t even his. Remember when Trump and Kushner declared 60,000 … Read More

an America First Caucus declares “infrastructure millennium”

The new America First Caucus advances the demand of the previous guy that all future public buildings should look like the neoclassical architecture often called Federalist. Not coincidentally it also is the official … Read More

Alabama GOP declares Trump 'one of the greatest presidents' ever

Q: What’s the difference between the Branch Davidians and the Trump Death Cult? A: The Branch Davidians thought their leader was Jesus, whereas the Trumpies think their guy is way … Read More

Trump declares Twitter a national security threat because it's more important than Iran for 53 days

Trump’s doing nothing about the continuing rise in Covid cases, and is spending his time at golf and continuing to sow chaos on the path to the bunker. Meanwhile the … Read More

Trump declares Fox News unwatchable

Oh, Fox News, you’ve changed. You are not the network I married. x I am in @AirForceOne_HQ flying to the Great State of Texas. It is AMAZING in watching @FoxNews … Read More

US COVID death toll hits 150,000 as Trump declares “…exciting progress” (in killing people?)

Laurie Garrett and John Moore discuss herd immunity which is the default position of leaders like Trump who don’t care how many people die. Trump continues to make excuses and … Read More

In his latest cray-cray projection: Trump declares that Obama is the reason he's in the White House

All those commencement events made Trump all Pomp & Circumstance. Or perhaps it was the TV ratings that set Trump off. x 90,000 Americans are dead because of a pandemic … Read More

189 days to election day as Trump declares “worst of pandemic is behind us” by lying again

Even without the daily COVID Taskforce presser, we get notable pieces of disinformation, such as VP Pence not wearing a mask at the Mayo Clinic, and Trump trying to bypass … Read More

Ecuador declares State of Emergency after barge carrying diesel fuel sinks in the Galapagos Islands.

“Strong safeguards and rigorous enforcement are needed to prevent this from ever happening again. If we can't protect a biodiversity hotspot like the Galapagos Islands from this kind of pollution, … Read More

Florida Man at speech in Kentucky declares that he's sold off enough of America

Rupp Arena holds 23,000, not even 50% full. https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1191524302799147009? I love that Trump rally attendees are wearing 'Read the Transcript!' shirts when the transcript – which isn't actually a transcript … Read More

Trump is not smart enough to commit crimes, now declares himself “Florida Man”

Like the burglars of Watergate, Trump couldn’t have done anything — it’s all Rudy, Mick Mulvaney and the Three Amigos. They were just overcome with zeal for a stable genius. Trump insists … Read More

Trump declares his southern border wall should resemble Red Dawn's

Trump announces at a Pittsburgh shale conference that his wall will be built in Colorado. Senator Patrick Leahy observes that Trump could do it with a SharpieTM. https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1187138147949469703? More Trump lies … Read More