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Republicans desperately want you to forget the events of Jan. 6 and their aftermath. Unfortunately, the guy who caused the riot (at least according to Mitch McConnell) is still the face of their party, and so they have to do an awkward little dance where they pretend he’s actually not a...

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  • April 25, 2021

Of all the depredations Donald Trump has exposed my tender, guileless soul to, making me feel warm fuzzies for a Cheney — however fleeting those feelings may have been — is perhaps the least forgivable. But hey, when the opposition party is overrun by rampaging orcs, I’ll take the steady, resolute...

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  • February 7, 2021

Former Vice-President Joseph R. Biden fought the instinct to punch President Donald J. Trump in the nose last evening. The scowling pruned face expression of disdain displayed by the president last night was just short of him sticking his fingers in his ears and poking out his tongue. Give ole’...

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  • September 30, 2020

What are these assholes even talking about? Now, I knew they’d be pricks about this regardless, but isn’t a little convenient that they’re both on Donald Trump’s SCOTUS nominee short list? First, Wolfman Jack’s colicky vestigial twin: x “We can play that game all day long” — Ted Cruz dismisses...

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  • September 20, 2020

At least that’s what he promised two weeks ago when challenged by Fox News’ Chris Wallace over his attempts to scuttle the Affordable Care Act. And, as we all know, Trump always follows through and never, ever lies. This interview aired two weeks ago. Turns out Trump was lying about...

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  • August 2, 2020

Oh, Fox News, you’ve changed. You are not the network I married. x I am in @AirForceOne_HQ flying to the Great State of Texas. It is AMAZING in watching @FoxNews how different they are from four years ago. Not even watchable. They totally forgot who got them where they are!—...

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  • July 29, 2020

We all cheered Fox News’ Chris Wallace when he challenged Trump’s fusillade of bullshit in a recent interview. Well, it turns out veteran journalist Barbara Walters showed us the way long ago — when Trump was just a buffoon and not a dangerous, potentially world-ending buffoon. This is uber-satisfying, and you simply...

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  • July 23, 2020

Okay, so y’all saw the clip from the Chris Wallace interview where Wallace barely contains his amusement over Trump’s bragging about the mental acuity test he took, right? Turns out that one of the questions requires the interviewee to know what an elephant looks like. Not exactly string theory.  But...

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  • July 23, 2020

Yes, that’s some preternatural mental acuity right there. Being able to tell the difference between an elephant and a camel, not to mention retaining the ability — through decades of Diet Coke abuse, no less! — to understand what an orange and a banana have in common. So, naturally, the indispensable MeidasTouch...

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  • July 20, 2020

I know that focusing on just one portion of an interview that was actually a wire-to-wire cavalcade of fucknuttery may not be fair. I’m taking this clip out of context — the context being that it floats on a roiling ocean of crazy and is in no way the full measure...

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  • July 19, 2020

Joe Biden took his Texas “Tough” ad and made a national version: x YouTube Video and he bought air time for it tomorrow during Chris Wallace’s interview with Trump: Scoop: Biden's new plan to troll Trump Joe Biden's campaign bought ads in swing states tomorrow during Chris Wallace's feisty “Fox...

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  • July 19, 2020

Oh, to have seen the look on Donald Trump’s face when Fox News’ Chris Wallace shut him down with an on-the-spot fact-check of a favorite DJT lie. Wait, we can see it. It’s right here. Enjoy. x Donald Trump really pulled an “I want to speak to the manager.” pic.twitter.com/bZsIh941V7— The...

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  • July 17, 2020

Fox & Friends has been Trump’s go-to place for ego-stroking since before the beginning. If he’s lost them, he’s really lost. And he’s losing them. Trump made some nasty cracks about Chris Wallace this morning: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1249424452477235200? This evening, Jedediah Bila, weekend host of Fox & Friends, struck back: Enough with...

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  • April 13, 2020

A WaPo story just out: Trump makes veiled threat toward Schiff over classified briefing on Russian 2020 election interference President Trump on Sunday made a veiled threat toward House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam B. Schiff, claiming without evidence that the California Democrat had leaked information from a classified briefing in...

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  • February 23, 2020

Neil Cavuto hasn’t been shy about criticizing Donald Trump, which makes him a rare animal on Fox News. And Fox’s Chris Wallace is of the same phylum — which automatically makes them treasonous enemies of the people (“the people” being the Trump crime family, of course). So after Trump fired some...

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  • November 19, 2019

Rep. Jim Himes from Connecticut has been driving the wingnuts to distraction appearing on Fox News lately and today will prove no different… Real Clear Politics Jim Himes: Trump Abuses Of Power Make Watergate Look Like “Child's Play,” GOP Has Become A “Personality Cult” “Rep. Jim Himes, the second-ranking Democrat...

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  • November 3, 2019

Pedophilia and sexual assault have never been deal-breakers within the GOP. Neither have the scumbags who protect them. Despite the fact that as a wrestling coach at Ohio State University, Rep. Jim Jordan allegedly knew the team doctor was sexually assaulting kids on the team, according to multiple former athletes, he did nothing to stop them....

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  • October 1, 2019

Chris Wallace handed Miller his a** this morning on Fox News Sunday: The Biden/Ukraine issue isn’t really that complicated except for The Russian names. There is a good explainer for it in the link below. Burisma Holdings owner, Mykola Zlochevsky hired Hunter Biden to his company’s board in 2014, possibly hoping...

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  • September 29, 2019

Fox News’ Chris Wallace and Shep Smith are pretty much the brains of the outfit — and by that I mean they actually have brains, whereas the material substratum of Sean Hannity’s subjective consciousness is pretty much just a sentient fart in a jar. And so when Smith and Wallace heard Donald Trump’s...

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  • June 22, 2019

Burn, baby, burn … x Chris Wallace, winning: WALLACE: What are the odds? One in a hundred? What–What?TRUMP: I don’t do odds, I gave very detailed–WALLACE: You ran a casino sir. — Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) November 18, 2018 … disco inferno. And, of course, Trump’s riposte should have been, “Yeah, into...

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  • November 18, 2018
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