Following his disastrous performance during the first presidential debate with Joe Biden, it isn't surprising that Donald Trump has now declared that he will not participate in the second debate. He knows that every poll has shown him falling even farther behind Biden since the first debate, including the one by his favorite pollster, Rasmussen….
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“Stand Back and Stand By”
Former Vice-President Joseph R. Biden fought the instinct to punch President Donald J. Trump in the nose last evening. The scowling pruned face expression of disdain displayed by the president last night was just short of him sticking his fingers in his ears and poking out his tongue. Give ole’ Uncle Joe credit, he wanted…
Trump Is in FULL PANIC MODE: He Knows He's Going to Lose the Debate
The first presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden is tonight and the pregame is heating up to a frothing stew of crazy. While Biden has been studiously holed up preparing for the event, Trump has been tweeting and doing Fox News interviews wherein he insists he doesn't need any preparation. For weeks Trump…
TRUMP WHINES that Chris Wallace of Fox News is 'Controlled By the Radical Left'
As Election Day draws nearer, Donald Trump continues to descend into a psychotic abyss that exhibits the frantic tangle of his fear and desperation. It's become serious enough that the American people can't help but have noticed. Much of the evidence of his mental infirmity is revealed in his increasingly bizarre insistence that the election…
SCOTUS hopefuls Ted Cruz and Tom Cotton can't see the hypocrisy in seating a judge in election year
What are these assholes even talking about? Now, I knew they’d be pricks about this regardless, but isn’t a little convenient that they’re both on Donald Trump’s SCOTUS nominee short list? First, Wolfman Jack’s colicky vestigial twin: x “We can play that game all day long” — Ted Cruz dismisses George Stephanopoulos pointing out the…
Today's the day Trump announces his executively ordered Obamacare replacement! Get excited!
At least that’s what he promised two weeks ago when challenged by Fox News’ Chris Wallace over his attempts to scuttle the Affordable Care Act. And, as we all know, Trump always follows through and never, ever lies. This interview aired two weeks ago. Turns out Trump was lying about that health care plan. He’s…
Trump declares Fox News unwatchable
Oh, Fox News, you’ve changed. You are not the network I married. x I am in @AirForceOne_HQ flying to the Great State of Texas. It is AMAZING in watching @FoxNews how different they are from four years ago. Not even watchable. They totally forgot who got them where they are!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July…
Resurfaced video from 1990 shows Barbara Walters eviscerating Trump
We all cheered Fox News’ Chris Wallace when he challenged Trump’s fusillade of bullshit in a recent interview. Well, it turns out veteran journalist Barbara Walters showed us the way long ago — when Trump was just a buffoon and not a dangerous, potentially world-ending buffoon. This is uber-satisfying, and you simply must watch. x BARBARA WALTER…
Here's what Donald Trump considers a 'much more difficult' question
Okay, so y’all saw the clip from the Chris Wallace interview where Wallace barely contains his amusement over Trump’s bragging about the mental acuity test he took, right? Turns out that one of the questions requires the interviewee to know what an elephant looks like. Not exactly string theory. But during the Wallace interview, Trump…
Trump Totally Misses How Badly He Did in the Wallace Interview
I had a feeling His Orangeness would totally miss how badly he did in that disastrous (for him) interview with Chris Wallace. And he did: x Thank you for the good reviews and comments on my interview with Chris Wallace of @FoxNews. We may have set a record for doing such an interview in the…
MeidasTouch ad mocks Trump's super-genius elephant-spotting skills
Yes, that’s some preternatural mental acuity right there. Being able to tell the difference between an elephant and a camel, not to mention retaining the ability — through decades of Diet Coke abuse, no less! — to understand what an orange and a banana have in common. So, naturally, the indispensable MeidasTouch is dragging the ocher abomination…
As COVID surges, Trump zeroes in on the real problem: 'They're not allowing me to have rallies'
I know that focusing on just one portion of an interview that was actually a wire-to-wire cavalcade of fucknuttery may not be fair. I’m taking this clip out of context — the context being that it floats on a roiling ocean of crazy and is in no way the full measure of the barminess on gruesome…
Biden Trolls Trump's Fox Interview
Joe Biden took his Texas “Tough” ad and made a national version: x YouTube Video and he bought air time for it tomorrow during Chris Wallace’s interview with Trump: Scoop: Biden's new plan to troll Trump Joe Biden's campaign bought ads in swing states tomorrow during Chris Wallace's feisty “Fox News Sunday” interview with President…
Fox News' Chris Wallace humiliates Trump with instant fact-check
Oh, to have seen the look on Donald Trump’s face when Fox News’ Chris Wallace shut him down with an on-the-spot fact-check of a favorite DJT lie. Wait, we can see it. It’s right here. Enjoy. x Donald Trump really pulled an “I want to speak to the manager.†pic.twitter.com/bZsIh941V7— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) July 17,…
Fox & Friends Host Says Trump is Behaving Like a Third Grader
Fox & Friends has been Trump’s go-to place for ego-stroking since before the beginning. If he’s lost them, he’s really lost. And he’s losing them. Trump made some nasty cracks about Chris Wallace this morning: Just watched Mike Wallace wannabe, Chris Wallace, on @FoxNews. I am now convinced that he is even worse than Sleepy…
Trump Threatens Schiff, Who Is Not Impressed
A WaPo story just out: Trump makes veiled threat toward Schiff over classified briefing on Russian 2020 election interference President Trump on Sunday made a veiled threat toward House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam B. Schiff, claiming without evidence that the California Democrat had leaked information from a classified briefing in which a senior U.S. intelligence…
Fox's Neil Cavuto defends colleague Chris Wallace against Trump's dyspeptic drivel
Neil Cavuto hasn’t been shy about criticizing Donald Trump, which makes him a rare animal on Fox News. And Fox’s Chris Wallace is of the same phylum — which automatically makes them treasonous enemies of the people (“the people” being the Trump crime family, of course). So after Trump fired some of the loose marbles from…
CNN's Jake Tapper broke Trump's surrogate Rep. Jim Jordan in exchange about Ukraine
Pedophilia and sexual assault have never been deal-breakers within the GOP. Neither have the scumbags who protect them. Despite the fact that as a wrestling coach at Ohio State University, Rep. Jim Jordan allegedly knew the team doctor was sexually assaulting kids on the team, according to multiple former athletes, he did nothing to stop them. Like the snake he is,…