TRUMP SAYS He 'Won the Debate Big' – According to Imaginary Polls

In these increasingly divisive days of the dwindling Era of Trump, there are rarely matters that achieve anything approaching a consensus. However, the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden has managed to produce a fair amount of agreement that Trump's behavior was disruptive, petulant, asinine, and harmful to both his candidacy and…

Trump declares Fox News unwatchable

Oh, Fox News, you’ve changed. You are not the network I married. x I am in @AirForceOne_HQ flying to the Great State of Texas. It is AMAZING in watching @FoxNews how different they are from four years ago. Not even watchable. They totally forgot who got them where they are!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July…

Fox News at its most fair and balanced

Remember the days of consensus reality, before everyone right of Mitt Romney’s dog simultaneously took the brown acid, hurtled headlong through an Einstein-Rosen bridge, and found themselves piled up like cordwood inside Donald Trump’s commodious clown car of a rectum? Back in the day, shit like this didn’t happen: x Um, Fox News chyron right now. pic.twitter.com/YTX73tj4tn…

Hannity radio producer on Meghan Markle: 'She's very uppity'

Okay, I don’t usually write much, or care much, about the royal family — because it’s 2020, and being an American who cares about the royals is sort of like complaining that your Chuck E. Cheese place setting had the salad fork in the wrong spot. I mean, the royals are basically elaborate sandcastles waiting for the tide of…

Florida man thinks he's on Fox News while being interviewed on CNN

At the end of an interview by CNN’s Christopher Charles “Chris” Cuomo, U.S. Representative and Trump sycophant Matthew Louis “Matt” Gaetz II (R-FL-1) addressed Cuomo as “Sean”, referring to Sean Patrick Hannity, who hosts a far-right political propaganda program on Fox News at the same time Cuomo’s news program airs on CNN (the incident occurs at…

FOX blares fair and balanced message about rat-infested leftist cities

Fox News at its most subtle, folks: x I kid you not, this is the current Chyron on @foxnews ⁦@IngrahamAngle⁩ pic.twitter.com/oFi3KttnuB — Carla Marinucci (@cmarinucci) July 17, 2019 I assume they’re talking about literal rats, but considering the history of extreme right-wing propaganda, I’m not sure what to think. And are they really going to…

Dangerous liaisons: Fox News teams up with Russian agents to undermine democracy

With the revelation this week that Fox News helped Russian intelligence agents spread the vulgar conspiracy theory about Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich’s murder in 2016, we have entered a dark and dangerous place. We're at the point where a major American cable news channel teamed up with forces from a foreign adversary in order…

Trump says he made Obama wiretapping accusation on 'a little bit of a hunch'

So how often do you make incendiary, slanderous accusations against former presidents based on an inkling? And would you do it multiple times (see: bullshit birtherism)? As we all remember, Donald Trump made a wild, completely unsupported accusation against Barack Obama back in March 2017, and now he’s admitting he did so “on a little bit…