MESSIAH COMPLEX? Fox News on Why Trump Got COVID-19: 'He's Doing It For Us'

The cult worship of Donald Trump by his ardent and dimwitted disciples has long been a troubling indicator of the iron grip he has on America's Most Wretched. However, that confederacy of dunces has nothing on the Trump-fluffing propagandists at Fox News, whose devotion to Dear Leader is unwavering and resolute. There is literally nothing…

Kellyanne Conway on FOX News Embraces Violence as a Political PLUS for Trump

The predominant strategy of Donald Trump's campaign for reelection has been to grossly mischaracterize Joe Biden as a wild-eyed socialist bent on destroying America. That's a preposterous accusation that voters have already rejected. But it hasn't dampened Trump's zealous crusade to smear Biden and bring down his favorable ratings to the lows where Trump has…

A mini-lesson in how media treat Black victims and white perpetrators

Needless to say, this is appalling. See? Kyle Rittenhouse simply wanted to help. He’s a good (i.e., white) boy deep down. I mean, we can understand Rittenhouse, right? He’s a vigilante! Like Batman! Gotham is corrupt, y’all! Tucker: How shocked are we that 17 year olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when…

Tucker Carlson attacks Elmo over Muppet's racial justice stance

Yes, that’s just as fucking stupid as it sounds: x Tucker Carlson attacks Elmo pic.twitter.com/KTkycca7SP— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) June 10, 2020 < p class=”is-empty-p”> Okay, so that wasn’t Elmo talking. It was some other Muppet. Still … SOME OTHER MUPPET: “People of color, especially in the black community, are being treated unfairly because of how…

Fox News at its most fair and balanced

Remember the days of consensus reality, before everyone right of Mitt Romney’s dog simultaneously took the brown acid, hurtled headlong through an Einstein-Rosen bridge, and found themselves piled up like cordwood inside Donald Trump’s commodious clown car of a rectum? Back in the day, shit like this didn’t happen: x Um, Fox News chyron right now. pic.twitter.com/YTX73tj4tn…

Tucker Carlson says he's rooting for Russia against Ukraine

When did the GOP become a pro-Russia cult? Seriously, when? These people are so mesmerized by Donald Trump’s surpassing charms they can’t resist upending decades of conservative orthodoxy for the chance to kiss the hand that grabs the pussies? Really? x Tucker: “Why do I care what is going on in the conflict between Ukraine…

Tucker Carlson claims white supremacy is a fake 'conspiracy theory'

From the network that once pissed its pants in abject fear and outrage over Ebola, immigrant caravans, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ inability to get a meal at a restaurant that one time. Your favorite syphilitic clown penis, Tucker Carlson, from last night’s show: The whole thing is a lie. If you were to assemble a…

Tucker Carlson thinks we're getting way too worked up about North Korea's atrocities

Guess I’m just a softheaded liberal who thinks you shouldn’t enslave and starve your people, imprison and kill your political foes, and run your country like a death cult. Silly me. On Fox News this morning, Tucker Carlson, the Joseph Goebbels of bow-tied silver-spoon twerps, said we’re getting far too exercised about the whole Trump-loves-murderous-dictators…