The cult worship of Donald Trump by his ardent and dimwitted disciples has long been a troubling indicator of the iron grip he has on America's Most Wretched. However, that confederacy of dunces has nothing on the Trump-fluffing propagandists at Fox News, whose devotion to Dear Leader is unwavering and resolute. There is literally nothing…
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FOX NEWS Court Ruling Says that No 'Reasonable Viewer' Takes Tucker Carlson Seriously
The reputation of Fox News has long been a tattered quilt of purposeful dishonesty and overtly partisan right-wing bias. And the last four years has seen Fox go even deeper into the Mariana Trench of propaganda on behalf of Donald Trump, whose authoritarian aspirations demand unflinching loyalty and obedience. Now Fox News has affirmed their…
RACIST President Trump Terminates Federal Anti-Racism Programs that Don't Exist
This has been another terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week for Donald Trump. It began with a string of post-convention polls that show Joe Biden increasing his lead over Trump nationally, as well as in most of the critical battleground states. And it ended with an article that exposed his repugnant comments about fallen…
Two videos emerge purporting Rittenhouse beating up a girl from behind. Still a GOP Hero.
I sat on this when it first broke because I wasn’t 100% sure it was the same kid in the video, even though they looked identical. Snopes is calling it “unproven” because they can’t say “definitively” it is Kyle, which they would have to do unless Kyle Rittenhouse confesses. However, Snopes points out plenty of evidence….
Kellyanne Conway on FOX News Embraces Violence as a Political PLUS for Trump
The predominant strategy of Donald Trump's campaign for reelection has been to grossly mischaracterize Joe Biden as a wild-eyed socialist bent on destroying America. That's a preposterous accusation that voters have already rejected. But it hasn't dampened Trump's zealous crusade to smear Biden and bring down his favorable ratings to the lows where Trump has…
A mini-lesson in how media treat Black victims and white perpetrators
Needless to say, this is appalling. See? Kyle Rittenhouse simply wanted to help. He’s a good (i.e., white) boy deep down. I mean, we can understand Rittenhouse, right? He’s a vigilante! Like Batman! Gotham is corrupt, y’all! Tucker: How shocked are we that 17 year olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when…
Tucker goes full white supremacist: 'Demographic shift' will make cities 'dirty and dangerous'
I almost preferred the dog whistles to the train whistles. But hey, at least they’re out in the open now. Tucker Carlson from last night’s Shit Your Pants in Fear, Rural White People Hour. Via Media Matters: TUCKER CARLSON (HOST): What will be the aftermath of all of this? What are America’s cities going to…
Trout Mask Replica Carlson takes “long-planned (4-day) vacation” – may it be like Bill-O's
Blake Neff, who bragged that he authored the first draft of Tucker Carlson’s programs, is gone and one can only hope that the reader of the final drafts goes as well. Because “Blake's writing and his points of view didn't affect this show”. Carlson whined about “ghouls” to attempt to reframe the issue, but essentially took…
white surprise: Tucker Carlson's top writer resigns, secretly posted racist/sexist remarks online
The dirtiest trick might be parody, especially as Roger Stone will get his federal sentence commuted by Trump even as history might be first tragedy, then repeated as farce. Perhaps Stone will get Trump’s face tattooed on his chest. The first draft of history or the revisionist, bowdlerized version of it, has gotten written by some…
Tucker Carlson attacks Elmo over Muppet's racial justice stance
Yes, that’s just as fucking stupid as it sounds: x Tucker Carlson attacks Elmo pic.twitter.com/KTkycca7SP— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) June 10, 2020 < p class=”is-empty-p”> Okay, so that wasn’t Elmo talking. It was some other Muppet. Still … SOME OTHER MUPPET: “People of color, especially in the black community, are being treated unfairly because of how…
New study suggests Hannity's coronavirus coverage made the pandemic worse
Sean Hannity will try to tell you that he took the coronavirus oh-so seriously all along. He recently said he never thought the mounting concern about the novel coronavirus was a hoax. And you know he’s serious by how many veins are visible in his neck and forehead when he proclaims these things. Six veins?…
Fox News at its most fair and balanced
Remember the days of consensus reality, before everyone right of Mitt Romney’s dog simultaneously took the brown acid, hurtled headlong through an Einstein-Rosen bridge, and found themselves piled up like cordwood inside Donald Trump’s commodious clown car of a rectum? Back in the day, shit like this didn’t happen: x Um, Fox News chyron right now. pic.twitter.com/YTX73tj4tn…
Tucker Carlson simply can't imagine doing this thing that Fox News does every day
I imagine after Tucker Carlson sticks his head up his own asshole, he immediately seeks out another asshole in which to wedge said head in order to avoid the next round of dispatches from the world’s enormous and growing population of non-asshole-denizens. So what you have is Tucker Carlson’s head and an infinite regression of…
Tucker Carlson says he's rooting for Russia against Ukraine
When did the GOP become a pro-Russia cult? Seriously, when? These people are so mesmerized by Donald Trump’s surpassing charms they can’t resist upending decades of conservative orthodoxy for the chance to kiss the hand that grabs the pussies? Really? x Tucker: “Why do I care what is going on in the conflict between Ukraine…
Tucker Carlson can't think of a company that's sown more hate that Twitter; hmm, that's a puzzler
Self-awareness is not a strong suit with the folks at Fox News. To wit: x Tucker Carlson just now: “It's hard to think of a company that's hurt this country more than Twitter. Maybe there are some. I can't think of one. If you look at the hate & the division & the cruelty that's…
Tucker Carlson claims white supremacy is a fake 'conspiracy theory'
From the network that once pissed its pants in abject fear and outrage over Ebola, immigrant caravans, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ inability to get a meal at a restaurant that one time. Your favorite syphilitic clown penis, Tucker Carlson, from last night’s show: The whole thing is a lie. If you were to assemble a…
Tucker Carlson thinks we're getting way too worked up about North Korea's atrocities
Guess I’m just a softheaded liberal who thinks you shouldn’t enslave and starve your people, imprison and kill your political foes, and run your country like a death cult. Silly me. On Fox News this morning, Tucker Carlson, the Joseph Goebbels of bow-tied silver-spoon twerps, said we’re getting far too exercised about the whole Trump-loves-murderous-dictators…
Tucker Carlson rails against 'creepy' metric system because … why not? It's Fox News
It might be fun to sit in on Fox News editorial meetings as they wonder aloud how they can further unbalance the humors of cranky old white men now that they’ve reached the AOC supersaturation point. Hmm, let’s see. Hillary? No, their hearts can’t take that anymore. Fluoride in drinking water? Nah, too ‘50s. Oh,…
The Fun House Mirror Show Continues: Tucker Carlson Says Abrams is “selling is bitter division.”
Washington Post “It was a line in Stacey Abrams’s recent writing that irked Fox News host Tucker Carlson more than anything she said in the Democratic response to Tuesday’s State of the Union. “By embracing identity,” she wrote in Foreign Affairs magazine last week, “Americans will become more likely to grow as one.” That means, Abrams wrote,…
