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Marjorie Taylor Greene reveals that the cure for COVID-19 is … pumping iron!

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Posts Humiliating Video Of Herself Failing at Pull-Ups

This is weird for a lot of reasons. First of all, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s superhero, Pervert Hooverthinks exercise is bad for you. (Assuming it’s not golf, of course.)

Secondly, if exercise reliably prevented COVID-19, all those people getting in sweaty knife fights over toilet paper last March would have had zero to worry about, because knife-fighting is a great cardio workout. Or so they tell me.

Finally, why are we firing Dr. Fauci again? Because he’s not bowing to the Republicans’ goldenrod god?

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